Sayonara, Old Sayings! | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky Shon’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further than our server, where Fallenshadow reigns supreme as the most hard-working schizo loli on the internet! Join us for a wild ride filled with husbands, Twitch streams, ASMR videos, and even a Ribbon Cage (whatever that is). But beware, you must treat Fallenshadow well or face the wrath of her loyal followers. And don’t forget to refresh yourself on the global and board rules before posting – you never know what surprises await! Ignore, report, and hide divorcees at all costs, because on this server, drama is not allowed. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just don’t ask about the cult rumors…they’re totally not true. 😉

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Her Appeal Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that is as wild as a pack of wolves on Red Bull. We have secret underground bases, giant pixel art statues of our favorite memes, and even a pet chicken named Gerald who thinks he’s a ninja.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to make your dreams come true (or at least give you unlimited diamonds). And don’t even get us started on the time we all banded together to defeat the Ender Dragon using nothing but fishing rods and snowballs.

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving Minecraft community around. Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

TiplessTavern Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of trying to save some extra cash? Look no further! Our server is like getting a massage and dinner for two with a $250 voucher, but with a 20% discount on your first visit. And don’t worry, we won’t guilt trip you into tipping more than you planned – we appreciate the savings just like you do! Join us for a relaxing and discount-filled gaming experience like no other. Who needs expensive tips when you can tip your hat to our amazing deals instead?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

LaborCraft: No Thanks, I’ll Pass

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of spiritual discipline, even during childbirth! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can participate in silent births, just like our friend Sarah.

Imagine the thrill of silently mining for diamonds, quietly building your dream house, and peacefully battling mobs without making a single sound. Our server is all about creating a peaceful and serene environment for our players, just like Sarah did during her home birth.

Don’t worry, if you feel uncomfortable or need to step away for a moment, we won’t judge you like some of Sarah’s friends did. We understand that silent gaming isn’t for everyone, but for those who dare to embrace the silence, our server is the perfect place to be.

So join us now and be part of our sacred circle, where the energy of the birth (and the game) is always flowing. Who knows, you might even discover a new level of inner peace while playing Minecraft in complete silence. See you in the game!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Animals Bred:	182
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Admiring Abe – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old history lessons? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and you can hang out with your favorite historical figures! Imagine building a castle with Cleopatra or going on a mining adventure with Genghis Khan. Who needs textbooks when you can learn about history firsthand in our wacky world of Minecraft? So come on, join us and make history…literally!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Void Gems Collected:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftySuccessLand

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Success on our Minecraft server means building a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers, and taming a dragon to use as your personal flying mount. Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft master, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and start your epic journey to Minecraft glory!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

TaiwanCraft: Annexation Resistance

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so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can dance the macarena. not even kidding, bro.

our president, like, William Lai, he’s all about resisting ‘annexation’ in Taiwan, but on this server, we’re all about annexing all the cool stuff. like, we got a secret underground base full of diamonds and emeralds, but shh, don’t tell anyone.

if you join this server, you’ll be like a superhero, flying around on a magic carpet made of enchanted golden apples. and the best part? you can ride a llama into battle, armed with a sword made of pure rainbow.

so, what are you waiting for? join our server today and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. #llamalove #diamondsfordays

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Trust Theories Over Science

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so, like, imagine this, right? this server is, like, the ultimate place for all the conspiracy theorists out there. we got aliens, bigfoot, lizard people, you name it. but get this, they’re all REAL on our server.

join us if you wanna uncover the truth about the government cover-ups and secret societies. we even have a secret underground base where you can meet with other like-minded players to plan your next big revelation.

oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling dolphins who are trying to prevent the apocalypse? yeah, it’s pretty wild. but hey, at least you’ll never be bored on our server.

so come on over and join us for a mind-bending experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. trust us, it’s gonna be a trip you won’t soon forget.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Pixel Pervs: Gender Gap Gone

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LOLZ come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we got boys and girls actin’ all the same when they see dem pixels! No more gender gap in reactions to Minecraft porn, everyone be gettin’ all emotional and behavioral up in here! It’s like a virtual gender equality revolution, but with creepers and diamonds instead of picket signs! So come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we all be equal in our love for blocky smut!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	New Chunks Explored:	701530

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

2b4a – anarchy server Minecraft

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Just anarchy, come in, play, have fun =)

Supported versions: 1.16.5+

More detailed information on the website.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server‘s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Tree SMP: The Vanilla Ice Cream Flavor of Minecraft 1.21

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IP	TreeSMP.mc.gg
Discord	https://discord.gg/GUmjf7fS

Server Information:

Map size	Border at 6 Million (3 mil each way)
Render Distance	10 Chunks
Gamemode	Hard
Griefing/PvP	Enabled
TnT/Carpet duping	Enabled
Netheroof	Enabled
Bedrock break	Enabled

We’re a small Minecraft community that is restarting after the end of True SMP.

FAQ:

1. Can I join the server if I’m new to Minecraft?

Yes, all players are welcome regardless of experience level.

2. Is griefing allowed on the server?

Yes, griefing and PvP are enabled on the server.

3. Can I use TnT and dupe items on the server?

Yes, TnT and carpet duping are allowed on the server.

4. Is the Netheroof accessible on the server?

Yes, the Netheroof is enabled for players to explore.

5. Are there any restrictions on breaking bedrock?

No, bedrock break is enabled for players to interact with.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	3142
Mines Excavated:	3421	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CutieCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixels are poppin’ and the creepers are droppin’! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. That’s right, you’ll be playing alongside some cluckin’ good architects!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs fly (literally). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few feathered friends along the way. See you in the pixelated world, my fellow Minecrafters!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Animals Bred:	125	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Vidya / SMP Fa / Thread / Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the real thrill comes from collecting the rarest waistcoats in the game! That’s right, forget about armor and weapons, it’s all about looking stylish while you take on creepers and zombies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Join our server and you could be the next Chicken King, ruling over your feathered subjects with an iron fist (or wing, in this case).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away to the hottest tunes in Minecraft. Who needs to fight monsters when you can bust a move with your friends?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Potions Brewed:	56	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

AchieveMentor Minecraft SMP

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Oh, let me tell you about the time I joined this crazy Minecraft SMP server. It was like stepping into a whole new world of chaos and hilarity. My first big achievement? Well, let’s just say I managed to tame a wild Ender Dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. Yeah, you heard me right. And that was just the beginning!

This server is full of wacky characters and insane challenges. From building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds to organizing epic llama races through treacherous lava fields, there’s never a dull moment. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Friday night.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the most outrageous and ridiculous adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

QuirkyCraft: Secretly Obsessed

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us and discover a whole new world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face here.

But that’s not all! We have secret hidden dungeons filled with treasure, mysterious portals to alternate dimensions, and even a talking chicken who gives out quests (trust us, you don’t want to know what happens if you fail one of her challenges).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary block of cheese that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for, things tend to get a little cheesy around here).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7819
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10