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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 8447 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 100 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 179 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. Our server is a place where the laws of physics don’t apply and anything is possible.
We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy, and if you join us, you’ll have the chance to become their leader. But beware, they have a strict “no pants” policy.
So what are you waiting for? Say his name and join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP today!