SavageCraft: Insult Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2024

The Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake blocks that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t handle the madness. Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those basic servers in the dust because our server is in a league of its own. Come join us and see why the phrase “just can’t compete” was invented for us!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Kiki’s Crazy Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the pigs ride on chickens, the creepers wear top hats, and the diamonds are actually made of chocolate (just kidding, don’t eat them)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle it out with your friends. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, always up for a game of hide and seek (spoiler alert: he’s really good at hiding).

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and join in on the fun! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (seriously, we once had a zombie apocalypse that turned out to be a flash mob dance party). See you there, kikikiki!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

One Click Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies breakdance to Thriller.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. Building. With. Hooves.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Golden Sheep, a mythical creature that poops out golden nuggets instead of wool. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. The llamas have spoken.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Flexin’ on that bitch, hol’… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, come join our wild and crazy SMP where we flex on bitches left and right! We don’t text back those basic bitches, we don’t stress about them either. We just grab our sticks and go to town!

We like to ball out without a care in the world, and if you don’t have weave, you’re bald to us! We spend rent money at the mall like it’s nothing, and if a girl has a broke boyfriend, she’s fair game for us savages.

So if you’re ready to join a server where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible, then come on over and join the madness! Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

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Version > 1.9-1.21.3

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Toxic Tots Minecraft Server

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Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, have I got the server for you!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens, embark on quests to find the mythical Golden Potato, and participate in our weekly llama rodeo competitions.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots waiting to be discovered.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Eggcellent Minecraft SMP – Engineering Games General – formerly Sviggity Smp

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Welcome to Core Edition, the Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks, voxels, and ridiculous contraptions.

Do you want to build a spaceship out of nothing but dirt and determination? Avorion, Space Engineers, and Starbase have got you covered! Or maybe you’re more into factory management and logistics – Dyson Sphere Program, Factorio, and Oxygen Not Included will have you sweating bullets as you try to keep everything running smoothly.

But wait, there’s more! How about programming puzzles that will make your brain hurt in the best way possible? Shenzhen I/O, SpaceChem, and TIS-100 will have you feeling like a genius one minute and a complete idiot the next.

Join us on Core Edition for a server experience like no other. We’ve got more crazy machines, wacky systems, and hilarious mishaps than you can shake a redstone torch at. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the chaos begin!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Hu Tao, Nahida, Sethos, Xingqiu, and Kuki Shinobu battling it out with Staff of Homa and A Thousand Floating Dreams!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so special that we have a live event called “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses” where you can win amazing prizes! And don’t forget about our daily check-in rewards that are PERMANENT! Who wouldn’t want free stuff every day?

Oh, and did we mention that you can redeem codes for Primogems in ALL regions? That’s right, free Primogems just for joining our server! And if you need any help or tips, we have a ton of useful links like Wikis, Simulators, Maps, Character Builds, and even a /gig/ friendlist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

The Apple of Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft on a potato computer that can barely handle two blocks touching each other without lagging? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP server is powered by Mac Mini, the best desktop of 2024!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll be mining diamonds with lightning speed, building epic structures without any lag, and fighting off creepers with the power of the almighty Mac Mini!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the Mac Mini is actually a portal to another dimension where you can find rare resources and battle mythical creatures. So if you want to embark on a crazy adventure filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe a little bit of chaos, then join us on our Mac Mini-powered Minecraft SMP server!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

White House Felon Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than the White House? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it makes Stormy Daniels’ NDA look like child’s play. Join us for a crazy adventure where you’ll uncover secrets more shocking than a P Diddy music video. Billie Eilish’s lyrics have nothing on the drama you’ll find here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now for a scandalous good time!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Wave of Redditors Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is a wild mix of Redditors and 4chan users trying to coexist peacefully (spoiler alert: it never works).

Join us for epic battles over whether cats or dogs are superior, intense debates about pineapple on pizza, and heated discussions about the best way to build a dirt house.

But beware, things can get pretty crazy around here. One time, someone built a giant statue of Pepe the Frog that came to life and started terrorizing the server. Another time, a group of Redditors tried to overthrow the 4chan mods by spamming them with wholesome memes.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts chaos and hilarity, come join us! Just be prepared to defend your memes and your dignity at all costs.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Cheat Slayer Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most absurd place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon can’t stop laughing!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing!

And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to our haunted mansion where the ghosts will challenge you to a game of hide and seek. Just be careful not to get spooked!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, if you’re not laughing, you’re not playing on our server!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftyAnthroMinecraft SMPFemmesDominatingMinecraft SMPHumansMinecraft SMPGeneralMinecraft SMP1035

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where anthro females dominate human males in a world filled with leashes and excitement! Join us for a wild ride of dominant women and subby males, but remember, NO ERP and definitely NO Cuckold/NTR allowed. Trolls will be hidden and ignored faster than you can say “fur-tastic!”

Our stories are as wild as our gameplay, with tales like “High Voltage” where sparks fly, or “Pouting Over Poutine” where things get saucy. And who can forget “In the Hall of the Mountain King” where the mountain isn’t the only thing that’s rising?

But wait, there’s more! Explore the City of Glass, fall from grace, or visit the Anthrodale Development Committee for some anthro dating fun. And if you’re feeling adventurous, check out our ADHG Anthro Dating H-Game for a truly immersive experience.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this crazy adventure filled with furries, dominance, and maybe even a little romance. Just remember to keep it wild and woolly, because in this SMP, anything goes!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Server Welcome! What are you capable of? Minecraft server

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The server is dedicated to complex Vanilla+ survival with immersive plugins and sometimes very complex mobs! The player will find himself in a world with an open PVP mode and virtually no regulation of player relationships. Everyone chooses their own path! Someone wants to rob graves, someone wants to explore the world, someone wants to farm level 40+ mobs, someone wants to trade. There is an unlimited number of roles on the server, as well as permitted (within the limits of decency) actions! Do you want to create a clan and collect tribute from players? Do you want to rob clans? Do you want to be a bounty hunter? Everything is in your hands! All you need to do is Survive! The game features more than 10 hidden mechanics that improve gameplay, create the necessary conditions for the player and allow him to choose where and how to go. Also, there are more than 30 custom dungeons on the server, which will definitely not let avid adventurers get bored!

It’s also a big plus – the server is completely fresh, and everyone can grab the chance to become someone more, and control not only their own destiny, but also the destinies of other players. Go for it 😉

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

LoveCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of just hooking up with dudes and not finding true love? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and let the pixelated love stories begin. Build a castle for your potential man, go on virtual dates under the stars, and maybe even have a Minecraft wedding! Who needs real-life love when you can find it in the blocky world of Minecraft? Join now and let the corruption of love take over!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.