SassySMP: Minecraft SMP – “Why do creepers insist on dressing like whores?”

BlockyBoners

arousal, attraction, BIZARRE, BlockyBoners, fetish, kink, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, quirky, Random, strange, strange turn ons, surprising turn ons, Turned On, unconventional turn ons, unexpected, unique turn ons, UNUSUAL, unusual turn-ons, weird

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3202
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so random, it’ll make you wonder if you accidentally wandered into a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and creepers break out into dance parties.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Build a house made entirely of cake, ride a pig into battle, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess – the possibilities are endless!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who share your love for all things weird and wonderful? Plus, rumor has it that the server admin once tamed a pack of wolves using nothing but a stack of pancakes and a rubber chicken. True story.

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a TNT-wielding llama).

RedSeaCraft Minecraft Server

(PILOT), accident, Air Force, aircraft, Conflict, Defense, fighter jet, Friendly Fire, international incident, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Navy, Red Sea, RedSeaCraft, Server, shot down, Super Hornet, Tragedy, U.S, united states, War

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7864
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Villages Defended:	11

come join our minecraft server where we shoot down super hornets in the red sea for fun! we have epic battles with explosions and chaos everywhere. you can ride dolphins into battle and use giant squids as weapons. our community is full of crazy players who love to troll and prank each other. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and non-stop action!

LibyanCraft: No Russian Bases

Bases, Conflict, Defense, diplomatic tensions, foreign intervention, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Government, international relations, Libyan, LibyanCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military bases, North Africa, opposition, pm, Politics, regional stability, resistance, russia, Russian, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	771
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Crops Grown:	2756
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest battles you’ve ever seen! we got Libyan PM fighting off Russia with diamond swords and enchanted armor! who needs politics when you can have epic minecraft battles instead? join now for a chance to witness the most insane showdowns in minecraft history! also, we have free cake every day for all players because why not? don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Townscraft

camaraderie, Cityscapes, Community, creativity, dynamic, Engaging, Exploration, floating islands, imagination, java, multiplayer, Nomad, Quirky Charm, SETTLEMENT, smp, Steampunk, Survival, Towns, Townscraft, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2216
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Animals Bred:	78	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Townscraft
TL;DR: Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Dive into a vibrant community where towns are more than just clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity. Whether you’re drawn to bustling cityscapes, enchanting steampunk floating islands, or the quirky charm, there’s a place for you here.

Quick Links
Rules
Discord
Photo Gallery
Video Trailer

In-Depth
Our server is a whitelisted SMP with a unique approach to promoting town-building and general community events. We try not to alter Minecraft’s main gameplay loop, but we do have events that add flare and replayability to our server. We do not have a towny or claims plugin. We believe in a vanilla player-honored system that allows a more natural and organic feel to play.

Application
Join our Discord community to start planning your new town, forge new friendships, and become part of the Townscraft family. Your adventure awaits!
Ready to Apply? Join the discord server to get started. Read the Rules and Apply

FAQ

1. Can I join an existing town or do I have to create my own?

You have the option to join an existing town or start your own unique settlement from scratch. The choice is yours based on your playstyle preferences.

2. Is the server whitelisted and how can I join?

Yes, the server is whitelisted. To join, you’ll need to join the Discord community and follow the application process outlined there.

3. Are there community events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts various community events such as hide-and-seek, boat racing, gift exchanges, and seasonal events like Christmas events.

4. How long are the server seasons?

The server boasts long seasons for stability and continuity. The first season lasted 20 months, the second season extended to 30 months, and the third season has recently started.

5. Are player creations protected from theft or griefing?

Yes, the server ensures the security of player creations with backups and protection measures in place. In the rare event of issues, dedicated staff are available to resolve them promptly.

LoreCraft Rivals 1.21

Abilities, balance, Battles, Characters, Comic, Competition, Entertainment, FANTASY, Fiction, Lore, Lorecraft, Marvel, Matchups, Powers, Rebalanced, Rivals, strength, Strongest, SuperHero, Superhuman, Universe

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9599
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like if Marvel superheroes were in a crazy battle royale, but in blocky pixel form! Imagine Thor fighting Iron Man with diamond swords and creepers exploding everywhere!

Join now and witness the epic battles between your favorite superheroes like you’ve never seen them before! Who will be the strongest? Will it be Hulk smashing everything in sight or Black Widow sneaking around like a ninja?

Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite heroes duke it out in the most chaotic and hilarious way possible! Join now and prepare for the ultimate showdown of superpowered proportions!

Savory Minecraft SMP Feast

Best cat food, Cat diet, cat food, Cat nutrition, Fancy Feast, Fancy Feast Classic, Fancy Feast flavors, Fancy Feast ingredients, Fancy Feast Paté, Fancy Feast quality, Fancy Feast reviews, Fancy Feast Salmon, Fancy Feast Savory, Fancy Feast variety, Fancy Feast wet food, feast, Gourmet cat food, Minecraft, Paté, Premium cat food, Savory, Savory Salmon Feast, smp, Wet food

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9060
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Dimension Hops:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cat named Whiskers who insists that Fancy Feast™ Savory Salmon Feast Classic Paté is the only acceptable food for players to eat. Don’t worry, Whiskers is a fair ruler and will reward you handsomely with diamonds if you comply.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They may explode occasionally, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

MomWhispererNoMore

annoyance, arguing with mother, blowing up, Communication, communication breakdown, Etiquette, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, Frustration, generational differences, Maturity, MomWhispererNoMore, mother-son relationship, personal boundaries, pet peeve, public behavior, Respect, social etiquette, Social Skills, whispering instructions

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1082
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Runes Activated:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Are you tired of your mom treating you like a baby even though you’re a grown man? Do you want to escape her constant whispers of instructions in public? Join our Minecraft server and leave the real world behind!

On our server, you can say hi to whoever you want without your mom telling you to do it. You can smile at everyone without her reminding you. And best of all, you can open your eyes as wide as you want in pictures without her interference.

No more nagging, no more unnecessary instructions. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun. Join now and leave your mom’s whispers behind!

NoCanDoCraft

Abilities, activities, Barriers, can’t, Challenges, constraints, deficiencies, Disabilities, Do, everyday, handicaps, hindrances, LIMITATIONS, NoCanDoCraft, normal, Obstacles, restrictions, Shortcomings, Tasks, thing..

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8798
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Star Shards Collected:	108
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t do anything out of the ordinary? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do things that you never even dreamed of! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? You can do that here! Want to build a house made entirely out of cake and live like a sugar-loving king? We’ve got you covered!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti, or taming a creeper to be your loyal pet! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

TikTokBanMC Server

albania, Cyberbullying prevention, digital age restrictions, digital censorship, digital platforms, digital rights, internet governance, internet regulation, online content control, online platform ban, online safety, Online safety measures, Server, Social Media Ban, social media impact, social media policy, social media restrictions., tech regulation, teenager killing, tiktok ban, TikTokBanMC, youth safety

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3252
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Buildings Constructed:	33	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Animals Bred:	152	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

so like, if u wanna escape the tiktok ban in albania, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can dance better than those tiktokkers, and creepers that blow up like tiktok drama! plus, our mods are like ninja warriors, they’ll protect u from any tiktok haters tryna ruin ur vibe. join now and say goodbye to tiktok drama, and hello to blocky fun!

CraZyCraftCOVIDCureRetract

academic misconduct, controversial, controversy, Covid study, Covid-19, CraZyCraftCOVIDCureRetract, four-year saga, health misinformation, Healthcare, Medical research, Misinformation, pandemic, peer review, public health, Research Ethics, retracted, Retractions, Scientific community, scientific integrity, treatment efficacy, unproven treatment

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9480
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Runes Activated:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Potions Brewed:	55
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode rainbows. like, u gotta join cuz we got this secret potion that turns u into a flying pig. no joke, bro. and like, we got this crazy maze that leads to a treasure chest full of enchanted golden carrots. u gotta see it to believe it, man. oh, and did i mention we got a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of marshmallows? yeah, u heard me right. so, like, join now before the aliens invade and steal all our diamonds. u don’t wanna miss out, bro.

SoulSteal

2013, BUILD, Community, Explore, good ol’ days, Ip:, java, Jobs, Join, lmao, Memories, Minecraft, multiplayer, nostalgic, Play, Server, SoulSteal, survival server, Vanilla, vanilla server, Version

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4015
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Animals Bred:	99	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla
Server IP	soulsteal.me

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Is the server modded?

A: No, the server is vanilla.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: The rules are simple – no griefing, no hacking, and be respectful to other players.

Q: Can I join the server at any time?

A: Yes, the server is up 24/7 for you to join anytime.

Frosty Haven 1.21

anti-semitism, assumption, Blaming, conspiracy theories, cultural biases, dindu nuffin, discrimination, Fault, frosty, Haven, Jews, Noticing, noticing patterns, power dynamics, prejudice, racism, scapegoating, societal issues, Stereotypes, Stormfags, White Man, white version

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9268
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a conspiracy theory paradise up in here. We got stormfags blaming Jews for everything, even if it’s a white dude in charge. Like, they think the Jews are pulling all the strings, man. It’s wild, I tell ya! So, if you wanna dive deep into the world of crazy theories while building epic structures in Minecraft, this server is where it’s at! Join now and let the madness begin!

Cute Flip Loli Wife Minecraft SMP

adorable, affectionate, asian, Beautiful, couple goals, cute, cute wife, Filipino, Flip, Flip Loli, Flip Loli wife, Happy, Joyful, Loli, love, Lovely, marriage goals, married life, Minecraft, relationship, smiling, smp, SWEET, Wife

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1552
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Chimeras Created:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to meet my adorable Flip Loli wife, who is the reigning queen of our server! She will guide you through the treacherous lands of our world with her magical powers and impeccable fashion sense. Plus, rumor has it she can summon an army of rainbow sheep to do her bidding. So if you want to hang out with the coolest couple in Minecraft history and witness some truly epic adventures, come join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like that time we accidentally turned our entire village into flying pigs. Oops!

WifeWatch Minecraft Server

Boundaries, checking in, Communication, confusion, control, emotional response, hurt feelings, late night, marriage conflict, marriage counseling, marriage issues, midnight phone call, Minecraft, ownership, Partnership, personal space, relationship dynamics, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding, WifeWatch

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5661
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Void Gems Collected:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we encourage midnight phone calls to check in on your loved ones! Join us for a night of fun and adventure, where we promise not to accuse you of trying to control the situation or thinking you own us. Our server is the perfect place to work out any marriage issues you may have, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. So come join us and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

GiftGriefCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Consumption issues, emotional labor, ethical consumption, Family didn’t respect wishes, family dynamics, Generosity, gift giving, gift refusal, GiftGriefCraft, gratefulness, living space, Minimalist, Opposite of minimal, practical gifts, shopping addiction, unwanted gifts, Wasteful

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7762
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mines Excavated:	4091
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Are you tired of receiving useless gifts from your family every Christmas? Do you dread the thought of driving around with unwanted presents in your car until summer? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the cycle of gift-giving madness!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.

Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?

So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?

Players:	98/100	Votes:	5083
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Star Shards Collected:	265
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2