SassySMP: Minecraft SMP – “Why do creepers insist on dressing like whores?”

body image, clothing, Confidence, CREEPERS, criticism, double standards, dressing, empowerment, fashion, feminism, Gender Roles, Individuality, insist, judgment, Minecraft, Misogyny, SassySMP, Self-expression, slut shaming, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, Style, Whores, Women

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3457
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Gods Slained:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Emeralds Found:	7819	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone dresses like a basic blocky character? Join our server where the women are dressed in the latest fashion trends – yoga pants and no bras! Who needs armor when you’ve got style, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party all night long. And don’t even get me started on the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. It’s like a real-life fairy tale, but with more explosions and creepers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and unpredictable as a fashion show in the Nether, then join us today. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into – just make sure to bring your best pair of yoga pants!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4073
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9357
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Divine Spears Created:	12
Mines Excavated:	1030	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3940
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Dimension Hops:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magic Items Found:	2361	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7757
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Star Shards Collected:	291	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4754
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Emeralds Found:	7475
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1953
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	365
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3212
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	New Chunks Explored:	530208
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Potions Brewed:	154
Mines Excavated:	2200	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	27

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6315
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Gods Slained:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Votes:	6745	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6698
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Zombie Dances:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Crops Grown:	4544	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Runes Activated:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4230
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6957
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Dragons Tamed:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8125
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	17

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2828
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Magic Items Found:	3461	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	465	Farms Harvested:	580
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Villages Defended:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Animals Bred:	23
Astral Projections Made:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	477
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Buildings Constructed:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	9890	Potions Brewed:	37
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7500
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Farms Harvested:	896	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.