SassySMP: AnimalTrashTalk | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	882
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ores Mined:	7858
Gods Slained:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	6968

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: a world where pigs insult you, cows gossip about your building skills, and chickens constantly squawk about how you’re not wearing the latest diamond armor.

Join our server if you’re ready to face the sassiest animals in Minecraft. Our pig mayor, Sir Oinksalot, will demand tribute in the form of carrots and will throw a fit if you don’t comply. The cow council will judge your farming techniques and the chicken choir will critique your redstone contraptions.

But don’t worry, it’s not all insults and drama. The sheep are known for their stand-up comedy routines, the wolves host epic dance parties in the forest, and the llamas offer guided tours of the server’s most scenic spots.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and see which animal truly is the rudest of them all!

Planet Craftation

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	553
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Animals Bred:	151
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

A great server full of build homes with friends, to hungergames, to spleef, to pvp!

play.planetcraftation.com

SSSS.ME

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9907
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

SSSS.ME | Foxy’s Playground Survival server featuring mcmmo, factions, and a unique community. Dedicated owner, moderators and regular players. Fun environment enabling PvP. Empty spawn, but outside there is plenty of room to take and claim. Owner is Tibsfox. Plugins/Features/Info: CombatTag, HyperConomy, iConomy, mcMMO, Orebfuscator, PlayerHeads, STAB, Survival, Factions, McMMO, PvP, Roleplay See rules here: http://mc.tibsfox.com/index.php?topic=215.0 Version 1.5.2.

ssss.me

Fun.TruePlay.Ro

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2645
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Towns Built:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Very good server ,fresh opened with skyblock/hungergames/spleef/jobs/mobarena…

188.212.100.11

[FTB] VoltaCraft

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2376
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Void Gems Collected:	14
Endless Night Skies:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Welcome to VoltaCraft

If you like technology and automatization in minecraft and want to play on frendly server with admins, who always ready to help, then VoltaCraft made for you. Play with your friends and build giant factories and towns!

VoltaCraft is running FTB New World Modpack

There’s no whitelist, it’s free to join.

voltacraft.PlayAt.CH

Blocklandia

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1132
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Blocklandia is the BEST family-friendly Minecraft server available for kids of all ages. You don’t have to worry about swearing or inappropriate behavior. Our server was created by parents and is operated by parents.

mc.blocklandia.com:27065

The Buker Network

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6994
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Love Letters Sent:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Hybrid Server

play.buker.net

8-Bit Panda-Craft

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5424
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Farms Harvested:	531
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Runes Activated:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Star Shards Collected:	269

8-Bit Panda-Craft is a place with multiple opportunities. The Max Slots is 60, so hurry over and get on!

Owners: Arandaphobe Moosecakes2 TheLittleDj

Fun Stuff

We have a medium sized parkour course, that’s constantly growing!

We have freebuild in the following biomes: Desert, Forest, Jungle, Mountain, Plains, Snow, and Swamp Biome!

We have friendly staff!

survival.8bitpanda.net

ChoiceRealms

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7956
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	36

Hello this is ChoiceRealms. We are a multiworld hybrid server with lots to do. We are currently in development and looking for some help, If you are interested in helping us build this server please join and ask Phoenix_Frenzy or DarkEliite in game for more details. Possible outcomes of helping out are staff ranks or elite Architect or Artisan Ranks. Hope to see you soon!

199.187.127.141:25572

SurvivalCraft.US

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7573
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Enchantments Applied:	294

A very fun small server, with many fun aspects and essential plugins.

184.154.92.4

Super Happy Wild

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9325
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	2316	Zombie Dances:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Survival, Basic Economy and features, but admin leaves people to themselves (only enforces hacks and overly-mature content).

192.99.39.154

Knight world

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8204
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	8212
Void Armor Forged:	29	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Knight world

198.154.113.26

CaptainJayCraft

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	252
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Emeralds Found:	7292
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

We provide a server with almost everything and minimal rules. We have SurvivalGames, Factions, Plots, Creative, Avatar. Survival, Skyblock, HardCore and many more! So come join us and spread the word!

209.105.236.229

ArchonCraft

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6146
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Application Form—— https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1dPyx1kvo9hGFUwAKtAbW8df3ge1oG63Om3Vn9lJLnH8/viewform —– Application Form

Welcome to Archoncraft! i started this server with the hope of creating a nice community of player similar to the Mindcrack server. This server will be for youtubers to come and record LP’s and such. My YouTube Channel is YouTube.com/Captainjfud, I have wiped the slate clean and am starting afresh. Do not worry i to will be recording videos and lps on the server. Please will out the Application form above if you would like to join Archoncraft!

192.227.132.195:25665

YoupWn

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9682
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	409
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Divine Spears Created:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

mcMMO / Factions / MobArena / Creative world

fr.youpwn.org

Citi-Build Community

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3117
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Void Gems Collected:	10

A Popular Minecraft server Network with server consisting of things like!

-Factions! -Prison! -Survival Games! -Freebuild! -SkyBlock! -And Much Much More!

Staffed by some of the top and most mature respected staff in the whole Minecraft community! This group of staff helps to make your time and experience as best as it can be and meet the standards that we look to meet and that others look to us to meet! So we hope to see you on the server soon, and have a nice day!

CB-HUB.COM