SassySisMinecraftServer | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8587
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	New Chunks Explored:	942708
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of respecting personal boundaries and health decisions! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds.

Looking for a server where you won’t be pressured into having Minecraft babies? Look no further! Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re battling mobs or building your dream castle.

Join us and escape the drama of family feuds over virtual pregnancies. Our community is all about supporting each other and having a good time. Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for passive-aggressive behavior from sister-in-laws!

So come on over and join the fun. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft world? Remember, in our server, the only thing you’ll be birthing are new friendships and epic creations!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9673
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	86	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Love Letters Sent:	20
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3269
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6318	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Void Gems Collected:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9466
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	60

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9752
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Animals Bred:	128	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5759
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5423
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Zombie Dances:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	172
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5433
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	386	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9823
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6361
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9075
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6442	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Buildings Constructed:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1932
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9255
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Enchantments Applied:	114	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8258
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Dragons Tamed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5525	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1314
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Zombie Dances:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!

The Winning Box – Minecraft SMP Edition

Box, David Nyika, DAZN, December 21st, December 31st, Edition, espn, Fernando Martinez, I win edition, Jai Opetaia, January 24th, January 8th, Jin Sasaki, Kazuto Ioka, Minecraft, Naoya Inoue, Rene Bibiano, Sam Goodman, Shoki Sakai, sky sports, smp, Willibaldo Perez, winning, Yoshiki Takei, Yuttapong Tongdee

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1154
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles that rival the intensity of Rene Bibiano vs. Willibaldo Perez, crazy PvP matches that will have you on the edge of your seat like Fernando Martinez vs. Kazuto Ioka, and team up with your friends to take down bosses like Jai Opetaia vs. David Nyika!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will have you feeling like a real-life adventurer. And don’t even get us started on the player-run events that happen every week – from spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience and see if you have what it takes to come out on top like Naoya Inoue vs. Sam Goodman!

MannersCraft Minecraft Server

Body language, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, confrontation etiquette, Cultural differences, etiquette awareness, international manners, Manners, MannersCraft, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal space, public behavior, public spaces, Respect, retail etiquette, rude behavior, Server, shopping etiquette, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5002
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Runes Activated:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	298
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Animals Bred:	99	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where personal space is always respected! Are you tired of rude players invading your blocky bubble? Join us and never worry about someone’s stomach touching your virtual butt again!

On our server, we promote good manners and proper etiquette. No more British accent mocking or foreign language insults here! Just good old-fashioned fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and build your dream world without the fear of someone breathing down your neck. Join us now and experience the most polite and respectful Minecraft community out there! And remember, always say “excuse me” before taking someone’s virtual block of dirt!