SassySheep: “Minecraft SMP” | New Minecraft Servers 2024

FraternityLand Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your favorite soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrilling tale of Burner and their former neighbors, who are now locked in a battle over a piece of land that may become a frat house! Will Burner sell to the fraternal organization, or will the neighbors band together to stop them? The drama is real, folks.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Build your own empire, explore mysterious lands, and battle fierce creatures. And who knows, maybe you’ll even encounter a group of rowdy frat boys causing chaos in the virtual world.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knew virtual block-building could be so intense?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dimension Hops:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

DaughterCraft – No School Switch!

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Are you tired of your daughter being happy and content with her current school? Do you want her to experience jealousy and resentment towards her sibling? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join our server and watch as your daughter becomes obsessed with studying and comparing herself to her sibling’s elite education. She’ll be reading textbooks, yearbooks, and who knows what else in no time!

Not only will she be jealous of her sibling, but she’ll also be upset with you for not switching her to the elite private school. Who knew Minecraft could cause such family drama?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with foreign students, diplomats, and ultra-rich locals. Your daughter will have the opportunity to either not fit in or lose her morals – the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and watch the chaos unfold in your family! Who knew virtual block-building could cause so much drama?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PubliclyNormal | Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to embrace your inner weirdo! We’ve got players doing the most bizarre things like building a giant toilet house because they believe it’s good luck to poop in a virtual toilet. And don’t even get us started on the player who insists on wearing a chicken suit 24/7 because they think it gives them superpowers. If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and sanity), then join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly melted)!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CluelessCraft

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Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, clueless about where to go or what to do next? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with mystery, mayhem, and plenty of hilarious hijinks.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appears out of nowhere, busting out their best moves to distract you. Or how about the time our players stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself? Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness on any other server.

But that’s not all – we also have custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Zombie Pigman Soccer” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep wearing sunglasses and a top hat, strutting around like he owns the place.

So why wait? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and rolling on the floor with laughter. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Magic Items Found:	3359	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

LaosCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how Trudeau was all like “oh ya i totally met with PM Modi in Laos and we had, like, this super deep convo about stuff”? well, turns out India was like “nah bro, that never happened, we didn’t talk about anything important at all”.

anyways, forget about all that drama and come join our EPIC minecraft server! we got, like, the craziest builds and the most lit parties u’ve ever seen.

join us and u’ll be part of a community that’s more united than India and Canada’s conflicting statements. plus, our mods are cooler than Trudeau’s socks, trust me.

so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together! oh, and don’t worry, we won’t reject u like India rejected Trudeau’s remarks. lolz.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Animals Bred:	117
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

StarlinkCraft: Vuhledar’s Downfall

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hey u, yes u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit, even russia is tryna take it down with starlink terminals? yea, u heard me right. our server is so epic that world powers are getting shook by our awesomeness.

imagine building ur own empire, mining for diamonds like a boss, and fighting off creepers with ur squad. but wait, there’s more. we got secret hidden dungeons with rare loot, and u might even stumble upon herobrine himself.

join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure u will ever experience. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epicness. let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Runes Activated:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Starblocks

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Welcome to Skyblocks.net – The Ultimate Space-Themed Skyblock Experience!

Embark on a journey like no other in the vast expanse of space with Skyblocks.net, where skyblock meets the stars! Build, explore, and thrive on your very own celestial island as you push the limits of Minecraft skyblock in a space-inspired setting.

Join us now at Skyblocks.net and build your island empire among the stars!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Chimeras Created:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CrimsonCraft

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Welcome to CrimsonCraft

Looking for AS/AU hosted cracked lifesteal smp server? Look no further! Dive into the ultimate PvP experience on our lifesteal Minecraft server! Challenge your skills and survive in a world where every battle counts.

Features: – Lifesteal Mechanics: Gain an edge in combat! Steal hearts from your opponents and turn the tide of battle in your favor. – Intense PvP Action: Engage in thrilling PvP matches with fellow players. Show off your skills and rise to the top of the leaderboard! – Epic Events: Participate in regular community events, tournaments, and challenges for a chance to win amazing rewards and showcase your prowess! – Dynamic Community: Join a friendly and competitive community of players who share your passion for PvP and adventure. – Support all version 1.8x-1.21x (1.20.1 Main version) – Join CrimsonCraft discord server for more updates: https://discord.gg/RN9BkzVJ

Are You Ready to Fight? Connect now at crimsoncraft.mysrv.us and prove your skills in our lifesteal realm! Whether you’re a seasoned fighter or a newcomer, there’s a place for you in our epic battles!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	6121	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Vanilla server Minecraft server

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Vanilla Minecraft server, no mods and minimum plugins. We highly recommend playing with friends. Please, if you play on this server, treat other players the same way you would like to be treated. Be polite, try to help and not harm other players. Do not use cheats or other third-party programs to gain superiority over other players.

Telegram: https://t.me/alexander_trapeznikov

Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198405725789/

E-mail: [email protected]

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8001	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Bloom SMP: Where semi-vanilla is just a fancy way of saying we forgot to add more spice

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Welcome to Bloom SMP
IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable on versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features
Anti Griefing
Cross Play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ

1. Is PvP allowed on Bloom SMP?

Yes, PvP is allowed in certain areas designated for it. Please be respectful when engaging in PvP activities.

2. Are there any rules regarding griefing?

Griefing is strictly prohibited on Bloom SMP. Our staff team actively monitors for any griefing activities and takes necessary actions against offenders.

3. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP address play.bloomsmp.net using versions 1.9 to 1.21 of Minecraft.

4. Can I invite my friends to Bloom SMP?

Yes, you can invite your friends to join Bloom SMP and play together. We encourage building a community of friends on the server.

5. Are there any special events on Bloom SMP?

Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy. Keep an eye on the Discord server for announcements about upcoming events.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most out-of-this-world server you will ever experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our server is so insane, it will make you feel like you’re living in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers can breakdance.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. If you can defeat the Diamond Dragon, you will be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on an adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

>Trump Confesses He Was ‘Sexually Attracted’… Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild time filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories! Our server is so lit, even Trump himself confessed to being ‘sexually attracted’ to his daughter when she was just 13 years old. Can you believe it? That’s the level of insanity you can expect when you join us. We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more laughs than a stand-up comedy special. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about. Just remember, we’re all about having fun and leaving the real-world craziness at the door. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where anything is possible. Don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	69	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BlockPartyDrama

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride of laughter and fun as we roast each other in the most hilarious ways possible.

Imagine a world where your self-deprecating jokes are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Our community is all about having a good time and making each other laugh. Plus, we have a strict no-bullying policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll always be in a safe and fun environment.

But that’s not all – we also have epic birthday parties where we invite everyone except for that one friend who just can’t take a joke. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the drama and hilarity that ensues when they realize they’re not invited.

So come join us on our server and let loose with some of the craziest and funniest players around. Who knows, you might even make a new best friend or two – just make sure you can take a joke!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	77	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9681

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CompliMentality – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and bizarre compliments that will leave you questioning reality. From being told your build looks like a potato to being praised for your impeccable cow herding skills, you never know what kind of wacky compliment you’ll receive next. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5672	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	New Chunks Explored:	684426
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MineTop5CatList

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old categories? Well, look no further because our server is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re gonna get!

Reasons to join our server: 1. We have a category called “Piggy Paradise” where pigs rule the land and players must obey their every oink. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. 2. In our “Zombie Zumba” category, players must dance their way to survival as hordes of zombies try to take them down. It’s like a rave, but with more brains. 3. Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle? Well, in our “Llama Lagoon” category, you can do just that. Plus, llamas spit at your enemies for extra damage – talk about a win-win situation! 4. In our “Pixelated Pizzeria” category, players must run their own pizza shop in Minecraft. But watch out, because the toppings are alive and they’re not too happy about being eaten! 5. And last but not least, in our “Ender Dragon Dating Sim” category, players can romance the infamous Ender Dragon and maybe even steal a kiss or two. Love is in the air, along with a hint of sulfur.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	101
Animals Bred:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4545	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41