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| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Join our server for a chance to win the prestigious Orange Card GOOD Edition! It’s rarer than a diamond block in a desert biome!
Our server is so epic, it’s like the GOTY CCG of Minecraft servers. Build your deck with 12 card singletons and battle it out in 3 lanes. Win 2 lanes and you’ll be rolling in cosmic cubes faster than you can say “Ender Dragon”.
Unlock card series in a totally random order, because who needs logic in Minecraft anyway? Upgrade every card to green rarity ASAP and watch your Collection Level skyrocket faster than Steve running from a horde of zombies.
But wait, there’s more! Snap once per match to double the stakes and send your opponents crying back to their dirt huts. And if you’re lucky, you might even reveal your cards first and blind your enemies with your glowing portrait.
Join our server now and become part of the official /snap/ Alliances like [VGS] /snap/ and [VGS] /snap/’s Step Sister. The only requirement? Be as active as a charged creeper on a mission.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start crafting your way to victory! Just remember, watch out for those sneaky bots – they’re more dangerous than a pack of angry wolves on a full moon night!
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
But beware, we have a strict “no normies” policy. That’s right, if you’re a furry faggot or just into general gay shit, this server is not for you. Only the most autistic, friendless losers, and shut-ins are welcome here. So come join us for some epic adventures and make some new robot friends along the way!
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
This is a real MMORPG server in Minecraft!
Aren’t you afraid to plunge into the world of cruel bosses, monsters, dungeons and cute pets?
Then challenges await you!
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| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, battling evil chickens with diamond swords, and building giant statues of your favorite memes. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.
But that’s not all! We also have special events like the annual “Troll Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like parkour courses made entirely of slime blocks and fishing for rare items in a pool of lava.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
1. Santa Claus is our admin! That’s right, jolly old Saint Nick himself is in charge of keeping our server running smoothly. And rumor has it, if you’ve been good this year, he might even drop some extra special loot for you.
2. Our spawn point is a giant gingerbread house! You can literally spawn inside a delicious, edible house. Just try not to eat it all before you start your adventure.
3. The mobs are all decked out in festive attire. Imagine fighting off zombie elves and skeleton reindeer while wearing your best ugly Christmas sweater. It’s a sight to behold.
4. We have a secret portal that leads straight to the North Pole. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into when you step through that magical gateway.
So come join us in our Christmas-themed Minecraft SMP, where the snow is always falling and the holiday cheer never ends. Just make sure to watch out for the Grinch – he’s been known to grief a few builds in his day.
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join us as we embark on epic quests, battling cleaner and rarer foes, and dancing with danger in the dark abyss. With magic music boxes and new pepes to befriend, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So hoist the sails, steer hard to starboard, and prepare for 5 hours of non-stop action. Don’t lose your way this time, or you’ll walk the plank with the ghostly crew!
Join us now, or risk missing out on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Argh, me hearties!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
First off, our spawn point is guarded by a giant birbdragonwitch who only lets players in if they can do the Macarena dance perfectly. Trust me, it’s harder than it sounds.
Once you’re in, you’ll be greeted by a community of players who communicate solely in bird calls. Don’t worry, you’ll pick it up in no time. And if you don’t, well, let’s just say the birbdragonwitch might not be too happy about it.
But the real reason you should join birbdragonwitch is for the epic PvP battles that happen every Friday night. Picture this: players riding on flying pigs, shooting fireballs from their eyes, all while wearing witch hats. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.
So what are you waiting for? Join birbdragonwitch today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes and bird call dictionary!
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Manga Madness” event, where players must battle it out in epic PvP matches using only their favorite manga volumes as weapons. Will you be able to defeat your enemies with the power of Naruto or will you succumb to the might of One Piece?
Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where anime and Minecraft collide in the most epic and hilarious ways possible! Plus, who knows, you might even find a fellow anime lover to trade figures with or discuss the latest episodes of your favorite anime series. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner otaku shine!
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a server-wide treasure hunt where the prize is a real-life llama delivered to your doorstep?
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground societies, where players trade rare items like enchanted golden carrots for magical powers. And don’t even get me started on the time someone accidentally turned the entire server into a giant potato farm.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky range bans from Germany.
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or crazy adventures? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Dive into an ocean of bait, insane rrats, and flying sht – yes, you heard that right, flying sht!
Join our server and embark on wild chuuba hunts, where you’ll have to outsmart the rrats and dodge the flying sh*t to claim your prize. And don’t worry about lack of streams, because we have a special feature where Gura herself will pop in to stream while you play.
So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Farms Harvested: | 443 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Picture this: you stumble upon a hidden diamond mine in our server and suddenly become the richest player in town. You’ll have other players begging to join your diamond empire and you’ll be rolling in virtual riches in no time.
But beware, there are rival players who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and overthrow your reign as the wealthiest player. It’s a cutthroat world out there in our Minecraft SMP, but the rewards are worth the risk.
So why waste your money on boring real-life investments when you can join our server and become a virtual diamond tycoon? Join now and start your journey to Minecraft riches today!
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Welcome to our new server!
We are pleased to introduce you to a unique survival world that is just beginning its journey. Our server offers exciting opportunities for players of all levels – from beginners to experienced masters. Here you can not only survive, but also develop in a friendly and active atmosphere.
We have a donation system that will help support the server and its development. Thanks to your contributions, we can add new features, improve gameplay and create unique content.
In the near future, we plan to expand our project by adding an anarchy mode with vulture servers, where you can test your skills in PvP and interaction with other players. Join us on this exciting journey and become part of our growing community!
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 12 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize! Or how about participating in our weekly llama fashion show, where the best-dressed llama wins a trip to the moon (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?)
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dab Blocky, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep and the singing creepers – they’re a hoot!
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
