SantaGoneMIA Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the ultimate betrayal of finding out that diamonds are not actually the rarest resource in the game – it’s actually dirt! Yes, dirt is the most valuable commodity on our server and you’ll have to fight tooth and nail to get your hands on it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathered tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary player known only as “The Ender Dragon Whisperer” who roams the land, challenging unsuspecting players to epic rap battles. Can you defeat them with your sick rhymes and witty comebacks?

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of deception, chicken politics, and epic rap battles. Just remember, nothing is as it seems in this crazy world!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Don Quijote Japan Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you a journey more wild and wacky than a trip to Don Quijote, Japan! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.

2. Our community events include epic llama races, where participants ride on the backs of flying pigs while dodging flaming arrows shot by skeleton archers. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. We have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers who only explode in sync with the beat. It’s like a rave, but with more TNT.

4. Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather rare and elusive blocks of cheese. Because who wouldn’t want to be rich in cheese?

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the world more bonkers than a Don Quijote shopping spree!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Love Letters Sent:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

RoomieCraftGF Drama

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and immerse yourself in a world where imaginary girlfriends are not only accepted, but encouraged!

Join us and meet players like John, who will introduce you to his lovely girlfriend Emily, who may or may not actually exist. Experience the thrill of setting a spot for Emily at dinner, talking to her as if she’s real, and even giving them alone time for their romantic Minecraft dates.

But beware, things may get a little tense if you start questioning the reality of Emily’s existence. Will you play along like a good roommate, or will you put your foot down and risk making things uncomfortable for poor Emily? The choice is yours on our server, where the boundaries between reality and imagination are blurred in the most hilarious way possible. Join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Emeralds Found:	6051	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

NoobCraftersUnited

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Have you ever tried to milk a creeper? Yeah, not a pretty sight. But fear not, because on our server, we have the most skilled creeper milkers in the land! Join us for a chance to witness this rare and hilarious spectacle, and maybe even try your hand at it yourself (at your own risk, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships. That’s right, we have chickens riding on pigs, wielding swords, and battling it out in epic jousting matches. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about ridiculous and unforgettable experiences, then look no further. Join us today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Superior Ethnostate Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a superior white homogenous ethnostate! Because everyone knows that the key to a successful empire is cultural exchange…just look at all those ancient empires around the Mediterranean, they were practically swimming in diversity!

Join us and avoid getting dicked around by re-tart hillbillies. We offer a safe haven for all ostriches and sand-heads looking to escape the chaos of the outside world. Plus, our server is located on a giant body of water for easy transport and trade…because who needs roads when you have boats?

So come on over and join the fun, because nothing says “successful empire” like a bunch of Minecraft players building a white ethnostate together. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly outrageous!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Dust Settlers Minecraft SMP – Beryl Bros Win

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears and starts a dance party. Or how about the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato just because?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken overlords who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathery tyranny?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft community out there. Let’s show those Berylbros who’s boss!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PT Jerk-Off Jokes: AITA Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your boyfriend’s PT jokes? Look no further! Join our server for a truly jaw-dropping experience that will leave you questioning your morals and respect for your partner of 4 years.

Our server is so crazy, even your PT friend might join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret PT jerk-off club in one of our virtual worlds.

But don’t worry, we promise it’s all just a joke! Just like your boyfriend’s excuses for his inappropriate behavior. So come join us and see why getting into arguments over PT jokes is just the beginning of the insanity on our server.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

RegretCraft SMP: Oopsies!

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Are you tired of regretting not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP of all time? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your regrets!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-stealing shenanigans, and epic battles with the Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to regret, because on our server, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

WeirdWebCrafts

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Have you ever stumbled upon a Minecraft server where pigs ride on top of flying llamas while shooting lasers out of their eyes? No? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magic Items Found:	4964
Farms Harvested:	800	Falling into the Void:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

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Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Modes > Survival

Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Potions Brewed:	200	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	11	New Chunks Explored:	504738
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftyCraze – Minecraft Server

Build Ideas, Comfy forest, CraftyCraze, Curseforge, FAQ, Feedback, guides, inspiration, java, legacy accounts, Minecraft, Modded minecraft, modpacks, Mods, mojang, optimization mods, PFAA, pollymc, PolyMC, prism launcher, Reikapack, Server, server authentication, Servers, Tall trees

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cozy as a warm hug from a creeper? Look no further than our Comfy Forest and Tall Trees edition! Join us for discussions on modded Minecraft, share your projects, get feedback on your builds, and more!

In other news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been brutally murdered. But fear not, you can still play the game without a Microsoft account using our top-secret links!

Need mods? We got ’em! Want optimization mods? We got those too! Got shafted by M$ and can’t authenticate your server? We have a solution for that too!

Join us for a wild ride through the forest of mods, inspiration, and general shenanigans. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of our secret servers like PFAA or Reikapack. It’s a jungle out there, but we promise it’s worth it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Why Wasnt He In Space Marine 2? – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every Friday night, and the winner gets a diamond block shaped like a llama! Plus, our admin once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod – true story! So why wasn’t he in Space Marine 2? Because he’s too busy running the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

OuchCraft SMP: Painful Moments

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the worst pain you’ve ever felt is not from falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper, but from laughing so hard at the ridiculous shenanigans that go down on our server.

From epic pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity to intense PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, this server is not for the faint of heart. But hey, who needs a boring old survival experience when you can have a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter?

So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Villages Defended:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MainCharTVWars

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Are you tired of boring old TV shows where the main character is just meh? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can become the ultimate TV show main character! Imagine battling dragons, building epic castles, and saving the world all while looking fabulous in your pixelated armor. Join us and show the world who the real star is – YOU! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Become the hero of your own story on our Minecraft server today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	448	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

StripCraft: Prove You’re a Girl!

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just tryna catch a flight to go mine some diamonds in another dimension, and then BAM, airport security is like “yo, you gotta strip to prove you’re a girl”. like, what even is that?! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, you won’t have to strip for anything! just come chill with us and build some epic castles and stuff. plus, we have a rule that says if anyone asks you to strip, they get banned FOREVER. so come join us and leave the airport drama behind!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Quirky Quercetin Quest

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so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna chill in minecraft and plant some grapes and stuff? well, dis server is da bomb cuz it has grape seedlings that are like supercharged with nitrogen and antioxidants and flavonoids and all dat good stuff.

like, u can have grape seedlings that are like super strong and can handle salt stress like a boss. imagine having a grape farm that’s like immune to all da haters tryna mess with ur crops.

join dis server for da most epic grape-growing experience of ur life. u won’t regret it, trust me. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft farming, but with grapes. grapes, man. grapes.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	130	Void Armor Forged:	25
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.