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SanitCraft: Zombie Bacteria Zone

SanitCraft: Zombie Bacteria Zone

New Minecraft Servers

come join our epic minecraft server where the hand sanitiser is flowing like a river and the bacteria are partying like it’s 1999. forget about killing mobs, here you can battle the undead bacteria that refuse to die even after being doused in hand sanitiser.

we have a special event where players can compete in a hand sanitiser drinking contest to see who can become the ultimate germ warrior. but be careful, too much hand sanitiser can turn you into a bacteria zombie yourself.

our spawn area is a giant hand sanitiser bottle where players can jump in and slide down into the world of clean chaos. build your base out of giant bacteria cells and watch out for the hand sanitiser rain that falls from the sky.

join us now for a truly unique and hilarious minecraft experience that will leave you questioning the cleanliness of your own hands. who knew hand sanitiser could be so deadly and so much fun?

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  • Rate My Life Plan Minecraft SMP

    Rate My Life Plan Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only goal is to build a house and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

    Join our server and embark on a quest to earn 10k in-game currency every month by working 240 hours. Why, you ask? Because in this crazy world, apartments cost a whopping 300k! But don’t worry, you can live with your in-game parents and only spend 1k a month to cover expenses.

    After 3 years of hard work and dedication, you’ll finally be able to afford your own virtual apartment and move out. Imagine the freedom! You can work 120 hours a week in-game and spend the rest of your time gooning, reading books, playing video games, watching movies, and nightwalking to your heart’s content.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to financial independence and virtual luxury! Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating and absurdly entertaining?

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • XmasDelayDrama

    XmasDelayDrama

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that celebrates Christmas on time? Look no further than our server, where we never wait for anyone to celebrate! Join us for a jolly good time filled with festive cheer and no delays.

    Unlike some families who wait weeks to celebrate Christmas, we believe in celebrating on the actual day or even before. No more waiting around for that one family member to show up late, we start the party right on time!

    Join us and be a part of a community that values punctuality and holiday spirit. Say goodbye to late Christmas celebrations and hello to on-time fun! So why wait? Join our server now and let’s celebrate Christmas the way it’s meant to be celebrated – on time and with joy!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • TuneInWhenWorldFellApart – Minecraft SMP

    TuneInWhenWorldFellApart – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro. It’s like, the wildest ride of your life, I swear. We got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit. And the best part? We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, where we all dance to Minecraft parodies of popular songs. It’s lit, fam.

    But wait, there’s more! We have this legendary PvP arena where we settle all our beefs. One time, I challenged this dude to a duel and we fought with enchanted carrots. It was intense, man. And don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with creepers and skeletons. It’s like a zoo, but way more explosive.

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the chaos for yourself. And remember, when your world is falling apart, just crank up some Minecraft music and keep on blockin’.

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • NoobZombieApocalypse

    NoobZombieApocalypse

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is not for the faint of heart!

    Join us if you dare to face challenges that the average person is not equipped to handle. From battling giant mutant chickens to navigating through a maze of exploding creepers, our server will keep you on your toes (literally, because you might lose them in a TNT accident).

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with zombies, skeletons, and maybe even a friendly Enderman or two.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the unexpected is the norm and chaos reigns supreme? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join the madness today!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • NukeCraft Minecraft Server

    NukeCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how u always wanted to build a nuclear weapon in minecraft but u dont know how? well, come join our server and we will show u how to do it! we got all the resources u need to make ur own nuke and blow up ur enemies! trump even came to our server and we showed him how to do it, he was like “wow, this is amazing, i love this server!” so if u wanna be like trump and build ur own nuke, come join us now! #nuclearminecraft #trumplovesourserver #boomboom

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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