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| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 5091 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 24 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 60 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 33 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the sand is as smooth as a baby’s bottom… or should we say sandy ass haha! Join us for a wild ride through the desert, where you can ride camels, build sandcastles, and maybe even find a treasure buried deep beneath the dunes.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of cactus wizards who can grant you magical powers if you can pass their prickly initiation test. Trust us, it’s worth the risk of getting a few needles in your butt.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the underground sandstone city, where the locals are rumored to be half-human, half-sandworm. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… as long as you bring them offerings of golden carrots.
So why wait? Join our sandy ass haha server today and experience the craziest desert adventures Minecraft has to offer!
