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GrannyCraftin’ Drama
advice, alcoholism, baby, Boundaries, Communication, discomfort, Distance, Drama, family, Grandchild, GrannyCraftin, long distance, MIL, mother-in-law, Moving, parenting, relationships, Safety, Space, Support, UnsafeLooking for a Minecraft server that will keep the crazies away? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no crazy MILs will be moving in next door to you!Join us if you want a safe space to build and explore without worrying about unsupervised baby couch incidents or questionable parenting advice. Our server is MIL-free and full of fun adventures waiting for you!
So come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations, not your mother-in-law trying to move in next door. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun this way!
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DumbIdeasMC SMP
accidental success, bizarre idea, creative solution, dumb idea, DumbIdeasMC, fortunate error, fortunate mistake, funny, lucky break, odd strategy, peculiar tactic, quirky solution, risky decision, smp, strange concept, success, Surprising, thinking outside the box, Unconventional, unexpected outcome, unorthodox method, unusual approachLol, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the most epic place to be, like seriously dude. We got llamas riding pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks. And get this, the admin is actually a talking chicken who gives out free enchanted gear every Tuesday.But the best part is the dumb ideas that actually work here. Like, one time I tried to ride a pig off a cliff and instead of dying, I landed in a pool of lava and found a hidden treasure chest. And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a rollercoaster that glitched out and sent players flying into the sky. It was hilarious!
So if you wanna join the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright insane Minecraft SMP ever, then you gotta come join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret society of dancing chickens that throw parties every Friday night. It’s lit, bro.
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BlockyLifeLessons
BlockyLifeLessons, Experience, growth mindset., hindsight, late bloomer, learning, life advice, life experiences, life journey, life lesson, life mistakes, life reflections, Life skills, life wisdom, Maturity, missed opportunities, personal growth, realization, Reflection, self improvement, wisdomHave you ever realized that creepers in Minecraft are basically just misunderstood green blobs with a passion for hugs? Well, on our server, we embrace the creepers with open arms (literally, because they explode when they get too close). Join us for a chance to learn the valuable life lesson of not judging a creeper by its explosive cover! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons drop sick beats and the zombies show off their killer dance moves. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by a creeper). -
CraftyEuroLeader
America, American politics, CraftyEuroLeader, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, fox news, Global influence, global leadership, Hegseth, international affairs, International cooperation, international relations, leadership, news analysis, political commentary, transatlantic relations., united states, Western Allies, world affairsso, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, bro? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! we got dragons flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap!oh and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated pyramids. they even have a llama king who wears a crown made of emeralds and rides a giant chicken into battle!
and if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is the only place in the entire minecraft universe where you can find a magical portal that leads to a parallel dimension filled with talking sheep who give out free diamonds like candy.
so what are you waiting for, dude? come join our server and let the madness begin! who needs america for leadership when you have llamas and talking sheep, amirite?
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Prosper Prison
alliances, Community, competitive, Custom, Discord, Economy, Enchants, Events, Gaming, Minecraft, Mines, Other, Prison, Progression, Prosper, PvP, Quests, Recruitment, Server, Shops, Staff, TournamentsProsper Prison IP: play.prosperprison.net Version: 1.21+ About the Server
Prosper Prison is a next-level, competitive prison server designed for players who love grinding, custom features, and an engaging community. Whether you’re a casual player or a hardcore grinder, Prosper Prison offers an immersive and rewarding experience with unique mechanics, balanced progression, and an economy that rewards skill and strategy.
Key Features
- Custom Mining Experience
- Competitive Gameplay
- Custom Player Progression
- Active Community & Staff
Join Us Today!
Prosper Prison is built for fun, competition, and progression. Whether you’re new to prison servers or a seasoned player, you’ll find a home here. Join today and begin your journey to becoming the richest and most powerful inmate!
Version: 1.21+
Discord: dsc.gg/prosper-prison
FAQ
Question Answer What is Prosper Prison? Prosper Prison is a competitive prison server with custom features and mechanics for an engaging gameplay experience. How can I join the server? You can join the server by using the IP address play.prosperprison.net in your Minecraft client. Is the server suitable for casual players? Yes, Prosper Prison caters to both casual players and hardcore grinders, offering a balanced experience for all types of players. Do I need any specific version of Minecraft to play on Prosper Prison? Yes, you will need version 1.21 or higher to join the server. Are there any special features on the server? Yes, Prosper Prison offers custom mining experiences, a balanced economy, competitive gameplay, custom player progression, and an active community and staff. -
LoveCraft Server 1.20.5
1.20.5, Affection, celebration, Chocolate, couples, Cupid, Date night, Flowers, Gifts, Happy, Heart, holiday, love, lovecraft, Naughty, Pervs, PINK, red, relationships, romance, Server, SWEETHEARTS, Valentine’s DayYo, listen up you weirdos! If you wanna have a blast this Valentine’s Day, join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have heart-shaped blocks that shoot out heart emojis when you mine them! It’s like Cupid himself is blessing your pickaxe, bro! Plus, our pixelated roses actually smell like chocolate when you hold them in your hand. Don’t ask how, just come and smell the love, baby! -
BlockParty Minecraft Server
babysitter, best man, blockparty, Communication, engagement party, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, family time, grown ups only, hosting at home, hurt feelings, immediate family, limited space, Minecraft, nieces and nephews, party etiquette, party planning, Server, Siblings, value judgment, wedding adviceWelcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a party like no other, where the only rule is to leave the kids at home (or face the wrath of offended siblings).Immerse yourself in a world of jazz, cocktails, and wedding advice, all while navigating the treacherous waters of family dynamics. Will you be able to keep the peace between feuding relatives, or will you find yourself caught in the crossfire of sibling rivalry?
But fear not, for we offer a solution to all your babysitting woes! Simply hire a virtual babysitter in-game and enjoy a drama-free experience like never before. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the true reason behind the mysterious grudge against the niblings.
So come join us on this wild ride of engagement parties and family feuds, because on this server, the more drama, the merrier!
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Creeper Commute Chaos
Are you tired of being surrounded by people who blast their music or watch videos without headphones on public transportation? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from that madness! Join us and never have to endure the sound of someone else’s questionable taste in music ever again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so immersive, you’ll forget you’re even on public transportation in the first place. So come join us and leave the noise pollution behind! -
CraftyBerlin Minecraft Server
berlin, Berlin government, Berlin news, Berlin politics, Berlin response, Berlin-Germany relations, CraftyBerlin, diplomatic protocol, diplomatic relations, foreign affairs, German politics, germany, government relations, Interference, international diplomacy, international relations, Minecraft, political interference, political tensions, Server, Vance, Vance controversy, Vance statementSo, like, this server is like the craziest place to play Minecraft, bro! Like, you won’t believe the shenanigans that go down here! We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers throwing a rave party in the mines! It’s like a total circus, but with blocks and stuff!And get this, one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that shot lasers out of its eyes! It was epic, man! And another time, we had a group of players who formed a band and played virtual concerts in the town square. It was so lit, you could hear the villagers dancing from miles away!
Plus, we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen! It’s like a medieval war zone, but with diamond swords and enchanted armor. You gotta be quick on your feet if you wanna survive, bro!
So, come join us on this wild ride of a server! Trust me, you won’t regret it! Just watch out for the dancing cows, they’re a real hoot!
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NatoVsPutin2023
aggression, Alliance, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, Europe, global affairs, international relations, Military, military buildup, nato, NatoVsPutin2023, Politics, putin, SECURITY, Tensions, Ukraine, War, Warning, Zelenskyso, like, u know how putin is all like “i’m gonna start a war against nato countries next year” and zelensky is all like “oh noes”? well, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server instead!we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds for days. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself is a regular player and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once u get to know him.
join us and be part of epic battles, build insane structures, and maybe even uncover the secret of why steve is always so blocky. trust me, this server is the bomb diggity and u don’t wanna miss out. so what are u waiting for? come on in and let’s have some minecraft fun!
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SwipeCraft: Risky Business
Boredom, Business, casual encounters, Casual Sex, college life, college students, Connections, dating apps, EXCITEMENT, hookup culture, hookup platforms, Hookups, Men, online dating, relationships, Risky, risky behaviors, risky sexual behaviors, sexual health, Swipecraft, Tinder, WomenOMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s filled with college students who use dating apps like Tinder! They’re all about dat casual encounters life, ya know? And get dis, they’re more likely to do risky stuff in da bedroom! 🙈So like, if u wanna spice up ur Minecraft game and add some thrill, dis is da place to be! Plus, all da ladies on dis server are all about dat excitement and adventure, so if u wanna find ur Minecraft soulmate, dis is where it’s at! 😜
And get dis, boredom is like da key motivator for da ladies on dis server. So if u wanna find some hot connections and have a blast, join us now! Who knows, u might even find ur Minecraft bae while u’re at it! 🔥💕
Don’t miss out on all da fun and excitement, join our server now and let’s get this party started! 🎉 #MinecraftLove #TinderForBlocks
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LilacMC
admin shops, books, cherry on top, Community, core features, custom ones., Discord, Fresh, Friendly, Fun, LilacMC, Lively, MCMMO, packed server, server ip, shape economy, smp, Towny Server, Valentine’s Elytra Race, Valentine’s Event, Website, WelcomingLilacMC Overview
Description Hi everyone! 🌸 Welcome to LilacMC, a Towny server where our goal is to create a fun, welcoming, and friendly community for everyone to enjoy! We’ve packed the server with exciting plugins like Towny, mcMMO, and other core features, plus some custom ones designed just for us! And here’s the cherry on top – our economy is entirely player-driven! That means you get to shape the server’s economy (no admin shops here!). If you’re searching for a fresh, lively, and fun server to call home, come give LilacMC a try! FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer What is the newest feature on LilacMC? What is the server IP? play.lilacmc.net (1.20.1 – 1.21.4) What is the website for LilacMC? https://lilacmc.net Does LilacMC have a Discord server? Yes, you can join the Discord server here.