Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to never mention sand niggers unless you want a Big Mac shoved in your face! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and insane builds that will make you question your sanity.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, or have epic dance parties with creepers. Our community is like no other, filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until you cry.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your appetite for Big Macs, because that’s the only currency we accept around here!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 98/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Ores Mined: 8355
Void Armor Forged: 24 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • BirdFluCrew

    BirdFluCrew
    so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff. like, you can build a castle and then blow it up with TNT, because why not? and there’s this one time, this player found a secret dungeon with a talking pig that gave out diamonds like candy. it was wild, man.

    but the real reason you gotta join this server is because we have the best parties. like, every Friday night, we have a massive pixel art contest where the winner gets a real life unicorn. no joke. and if you’re lucky, you might even run into Herobrine himself and have a dance off. it’s epic, bro.

    so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to discover a secret dungeon with a talking pig.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Vanishing Items Found: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • 🏕️ SMP for Shady Characters 🏕️ Only the Best for 18+ Villagers! Join the Club now! 🌈✨

    🏕️ SMP for Shady Characters 🏕️ Only the Best for 18+ Villagers! Join the Club now! 🌈✨
    About Us
    The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family! We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.
    Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

    Server Specs: Platform: Fabric 1.21 Location: San Jose, California, United States CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X RAM: 10GB (32 Total)

    Mods & Tweaks
    We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory. Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat. ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed. Mobs & Players Drop Heads. Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief. Accelerated Leaf Decay. Minecarts now run 4x faster. Online Webmap.
    Application
    Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!: Join our Discord Server. Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules. Step 2: Submit an application via our application link. Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you! Step 4: Short Interview. Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist.

    FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Q: What is the age requirement to join Club SMP?

    A: The server is for players 18 years and older.

    Q: How can I apply to join Club SMP?

    A: To apply, you need to join their Discord server and follow the application process outlined on their website.

    Q: What mods are included in the custom client modpack?

    A: The modpack includes various server-sided optimization and quality of life mods, along with features like Simple Voice Chat, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Anti-Grief mods, and more.

    Q: Where is the server located?

    A: The server is located in San Jose, California, United States.

    Q: How long does it take to get whitelisted after submitting an application?

    A: Applicants may need to wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact them after submitting an application.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 111 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Magic Items Found: 6099 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • KawaiiCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    KawaiiCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as kawaii as a fluffy unicorn riding a rainbow? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine, build, and slay creepers with the most adorable group of virtual idols you’ve ever seen!

    Our server is home to Generation EONIA, novamore, Hanamizuki, and Ephemira – each group filled with talented virtual idols like Charlotte Suzu, Isla Coleman, Nene Amano, Lua Asuka, Namiji Freesia, and more! Watch them perform live concerts, cover your favorite songs, and even check out their exclusive merchandise that’s so cute it’ll make your heart explode!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got kawaii friends like Prima, Phase Connect, Tsunderia, and more who are always up for some pixelated fun! And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure on our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride magical unicorns and battle evil witches with your trusty diamond sword!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world so cute, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 188

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • ExStepChefCraft

    ExStepChefCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets culinary chaos! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where step-siblings, ex-husbands, and special needs children collide in a battle of the taste buds.

    Imagine a server where cooking is not just a hobby, but a way of life. You’ll have to fend off your step-sister’s ex-husband who suddenly wants to cook for the family once a week, leaving you with no chance to showcase your culinary skills. Will you stand up for your right to cook, or will you let him take over the kitchen?

    But fear not, for on this server, you can cook your own meals for you and your grandma once a week, defying all odds and showing everyone that you are the true master chef. So come join us and embark on a journey filled with delicious dishes, family feuds, and maybe even a sprinkle of Minecraft magic. Who knows, you might just find yourself cooking up a storm while dodging drama at every turn. See you in the kitchen!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 103
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • RedditAdviceMinecraftSMP

    RedditAdviceMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of getting terrible advice from your friends who think they know everything? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate advice-giving paradise! Need tips on how to build the most epic castle or how to survive a creeper attack? Our community of players has got your back with the most outrageous and hilarious advice you’ll ever receive. Join us now and say goodbye to boring advice forums, because here, we only give the most absurd and entertaining tips to help you conquer the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 41 Magic Wands Crafted: 16
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19
    Love Letters Sent: 20 Emeralds Found: 2497

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • EmoCraft: The Feels Express

    EmoCraft: The Feels Express
    Are you tired of boring old movies that only make you feel one or two emotions? Well, get ready for the rollercoaster ride of a lifetime on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a whirlwind of emotions that will leave you questioning your very existence. From the heart-pounding excitement of battling creepers to the heart-wrenching sadness of losing all your diamonds in a lava pit, this server has it all. And let’s not forget the pure joy of finally finding that elusive pink sheep or the intense rage of getting blown up by a sneaky TNT trap. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and prepare to feel ALL the feels!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Meteorite Armor Created: 15
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • FrostCraft Minecraft Server

    FrostCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can use all the funds from frozen russian assets to build the most lit minecraft world ever. we got diamonds for days and creepers that drop stacks of emeralds. our admins are all ukrainian ninjas who will protect u from any griefers or trolls. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find elytra wings and ride dragons into battle. join now before putin tries to shut us down, comrade!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • NATOandEU4Ukraine

    NATOandEU4Ukraine
    so, like, u kno how ukraine is all like “oh i wanna join nato but i gotta join eu first”? well, the finnish president is like “yup, that’s the way it’s gonna go down, no nato for ukraine until they’re in the eu club”. but like, who cares about all that political stuff when u can join our minecraft server instead? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers. so come on, join our server and leave all that nato and eu drama behind. let’s build some crazy stuff together and have a blast!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 19
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15 Villages Defended: 11
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 323
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Dragon Scales Harvested: 450

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • BoomerMC – Where all the cool kids hang out and build stuff together in a grown-up way on a brand spanking new world

    BoomerMC – Where all the cool kids hang out and build stuff together in a grown-up way on a brand spanking new world

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Qualities Description
    Close to Vanilla 99% of farms allowed with exceptions. Farms must be discussed and approved.
    Server Type PaperMC for optimization, minimal plugins except for management
    PvP Not enabled, server is for friendly survival like Hermitcraft
    Server Size Less than 30 whitelisted players for creativity and relaxation

    Application:

    Apply Here

    Discord:

    Join our Discord

    We hope to see you there and don’t be afraid to say hi!

    FAQ

    Q: Can I build any type of farm on the server?

    A: Most farms are allowed, but please discuss and ask before building to ensure feasibility and avoid duplication.

    Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

    A: Minimal plugins for management, mainly running on PaperMC for optimization.

    Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

    A: PvP is currently not enabled, focusing on friendly survival gameplay like Hermitcraft.

    Q: How many players are allowed on the server?

    A: Less than 30 whitelisted players to maintain a small, creative community.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Alien Abductions: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • GPU Wars Minecraft Server

    GPU Wars Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and help us rebuild the lost Chinese revenue! We promise to turn those tears into laughter as we embark on a wild journey to create the most epic virtual world ever seen. Who needs billions of dollars when you can have endless diamonds and emeralds in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Huang himself will be joining the server to seek refuge from his financial woes. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a disgraced billionaire – join us now!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 56
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Bitcoin SMP: Grand at 71k

    Bitcoin SMP: Grand at 71k
    Join our Minecraft SMP and you too could become a bitcoin billionaire like our fearless leader! He bought a grand of bitcoin at 71k and now he’s rolling in virtual dough. Who needs diamonds when you can have digital currency? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret bitcoin mine hidden somewhere in the world – find it and you’ll be set for life! Don’t miss out on the chance to strike it rich in our crazy, crypto-filled server.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Chimeras Created: 4 Towns Built: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 22

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • CraftyClassmateCraze

    CraftyClassmateCraze
    Are you tired of dealing with entitled classmates who expect you to do their homework for them? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of college life!

    On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can guilt-trip you into doing their assignments. Say goodbye to annoying classmates like Maggie and her ridiculous demands for chivalry. Here, you’re the boss of your own domain!

    Plus, our server is filled with hilarious memes and outrageous stories to keep you entertained. Who needs real-life drama when you can laugh at Linus tech tips memes all day long?

    So, if you’re ready to escape the stress of college and have some lols along the way, join our Minecraft server now! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Towns Built: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Emeralds Found: 8291 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Falling into the Void: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP

    ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of the daily grind of work and responsibilities? Do you dream of escaping to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need an excuse to get out of work? Just tell your boss that you’re busy defending your base from a horde of zombie pigmen or hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon. Trust us, they’ll totally understand.

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a good time. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, there’s a place for you here. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the fun begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Digging4Diamonds

    Digging4Diamonds
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of digging through piles of virtual poop to find hidden treasures! Yes, you heard that right – we have a unique feature where players can dig through piles of poop to uncover rare items and secret loot. Who knew that something so gross could be so rewarding?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of talking animals who have formed their own society within the game. From gossiping chickens to philosophical pigs, you never know what kind of wacky conversations you’ll stumble upon.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our custom-built volcano biome where you can mine for diamonds while dodging lava flows and erupting fireballs. It’s a dangerous journey, but the rewards are definitely worth it!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the weirdest and wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocky pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 35 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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