Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to never mention sand niggers unless you want a Big Mac shoved in your face! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and insane builds that will make you question your sanity.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, or have epic dance parties with creepers. Our community is like no other, filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until you cry.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your appetite for Big Macs, because that’s the only currency we accept around here!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 8
Vanishing Items Found: 8 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
Mines Excavated: 2854 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37
Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Dragons Tamed: 3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • ChipCraft: Spud-tacular Flavor!

    ChipCraft: Spud-tacular Flavor!
    Are you tired of boring old potato chip flavors like plain, salted, or barbecue? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is serving up a whole new flavor experience! Join us and feast your taste buds on our exclusive “Unicorn Farts” potato chip flavor – made with real unicorn magic and rainbow sprinkles for a taste sensation that will blow your mind (and possibly your taste buds)!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Potato Chip Palace, where players can compete in epic chip-eating challenges to win exclusive in-game prizes. Rumor has it that the Potato Chip King himself resides in the palace, guarding the secret recipe for the world’s most addictive chip flavor.

    So come on down to our server and get ready to crunch, munch, and chomp your way to victory in the wackiest potato chip adventure you’ve ever experienced! Who knew that a simple question about potato chip flavors could lead to such a wild and crazy Minecraft server?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • NATOcraft: Finnish Border Fun

    NATOcraft: Finnish Border Fun
    lol join this epic minecraft server where we have a nato headquarters near russia for some reason. come build your own secret spy base and plot world domination with your friends. beware of russian spies trying to infiltrate and steal your diamonds. only the bravest and most cunning players will survive in this intense geopolitical minecraft world. come join the madness now!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • What is the IP for Green Stick Figure Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Green Stick Figure Minecraft Server?

    Green Stick Figure is a mysterious and enigmatic artist known for their unique stick figure drawings. With a focus on minimalism and simplicity, Green Stick Figure creates whimsical and thought-provoking illustrations that captivate audiences around the world. Their work often incorporates themes of nature, unity, and interconnectedness, and has gained a loyal following on social media platforms. Despite their anonymity, Green Stick Figure’s art continues to inspire and resonate with people of all ages.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 46 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • BeeWorlds Pillars Fartuna Minecraft server

    BeeWorlds Pillars Fartuna Minecraft server

    Fell – lost or “Pillars” from version 1.20 to 1.21.1! New blocks, items and mobs. The best server WITHOUT A LICENSE for playing with friends!

    IP: play.beeworlds.ru (modes from 1.20.1 and later)

    Pillars of Fortune, Fell – Lost, Pillars, Random items, Fishing. [ 1.16.5 – 1.21.1 ]

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Chimeras Created: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • WeCanGoCrying BoxPVP: Anarchic Mayhem 1.20.1-1.21.1

    WeCanGoCrying BoxPVP: Anarchic Mayhem 1.20.1-1.21.1

    WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server

    WeCanGoMining is a new BoxPVP Minecraft server where you can experience fast-paced box PvP action, level up your gear, and grind while having endless fun! Join WeCanGoMining today and dominate other players as you level up and become unstoppable!

    Features:

    Kits
    Shopkeepers
    Coin System
    PVP
    Leaderboards

    We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as its not just our server, its also the player’s server.

    Information:

    Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz
    Version:1.20.1+
    Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: To join the WeCanGoMining Minecraft server, simply enter the server address “wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz” in your Minecraft client.

    Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

    A: Yes, please refer to our Discord community or in-game for the server rules.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

    A: Absolutely! We encourage players to invite their friends to join the WeCanGoMining community.

    Q: Is there any cost to play on the server?

    A: No, WeCanGoMining is a free Minecraft server for players to enjoy.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 42 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Crafty Warriors Minecraft Server

    Crafty Warriors Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the chest was cursed and spawned a horde of zombie chickens that chased them around for hours! It was a hilarious sight to see, and that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the wacky shenanigans that happen on our server.

    So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our world? Just remember, anything can happen on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • The Gab Dropout Minecraft SMP

    The Gab Dropout Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken army to take over the server? Why not!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have developed their own language and culture. Join us and you may just uncover the mysteries of the cow civilization and become their chosen one.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything is possible (and where cows may or may not be plotting world domination).

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • DadDisagreesMCServer

    DadDisagreesMCServer
    🤣🤣🤣 Yo, so like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s old school traditions, then you gotta join this server! We’ve got arranged marriages between villagers, but don’t worry, they’re all happy about it (we think).

    Just like my bro, who’s not ready for marriage but is being forced into it, you’ll be forced into epic battles with mobs and other players. And just like my dad, our server admin is super strict and won’t take any excuses for not following the rules. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with the emotional breakdowns like my bro (hopefully).

    So come join us on this server where tradition meets chaos, and remember, toughen up like my dad says or you’ll be left in the dust like my poor little bro. 😂🎮 #MinecraftMadness

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 56 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • KidzGoneWildMC

    KidzGoneWildMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories like the time a player’s friend showed up at their house demanding money for their power bill and then tried to leave their kids with them for the weekend. Don’t worry, we promise our server won’t have any surprise visits from irresponsible friends!

    Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Come hang out with us and build your own virtual world where you don’t have to worry about borrowing money or feeding anyone’s kids. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some so-called friends in real life.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some virtual snacks and drinks to keep you going until Tuesday!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 New Chunks Explored: 869666
    Star Shards Collected: 230 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Potions Brewed: 100 Chimeras Created: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • ComebackCraft SMP

    ComebackCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for epic comebacks and non-stop laughter!

    Join us and witness the legendary battle between two players arguing over who has the better pet pig. Spoiler alert: it ends with a pig jousting tournament that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Dance-Off” where players compete to see who can do the best chicken impression while dancing on a tightrope over a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s clucking hilarious!

    So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Dimension Hops: 7
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Divine Spears Created: 26

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • MineTimeFunCraft

    MineTimeFunCraft
    Remember the dark ages before the internet? Yeah, neither do we! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those boring days of staring at a wall or talking to actual people. Our server is so lit, even Steve Jobs would be jealous.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Legend has it, if you can out-dance the llamas, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. True story.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventures begin! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with dancing llamas and endless diamond mines? Let’s get this party started!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • CraftyCrashersMC

    CraftyCrashersMC
    so, like, this server is, like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got dragons flying around, like, all the time, and they’re, like, breathing rainbow fire and stuff.

    you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.

    and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?

    oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.

    so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 26 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Crops Grown: 1577

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

    Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)
    Server Name Madness SMP
    Server Type Vanilla Survival
    Age Requirement 21+
    Community Size 20+ Members
    Platform Java Edition

    FAQ

    Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

    A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.

    Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

    A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.

    Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

    A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.

    Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

    A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.

    Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

    A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 13 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

    Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

    Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Mythical Quests Completed: 23

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

    Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

    But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 153 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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