Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, COCAINE (just kidding, please don’t do drugs kids).

Our server is like no other, where you can take Sally or Sue on epic quests, battle it out with Coke’s for whores (not men), and wake up to hunger pains for breakfast cocaine (just kidding, we only serve virtual food here).

But beware, mama might come running quick to stop you from getting sick on all that cocaine running around in your brain (again, just kidding, we promote a drug-free environment).

So come join us for a hilarious and unpredictable time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing running around in your brain should be creativity and fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 108/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 New Chunks Explored: 162650
Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Magic Items Found: 2998
Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11 Battle Standards Raised: 9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY