Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, COCAINE (just kidding, please don’t do drugs kids).

Our server is like no other, where you can take Sally or Sue on epic quests, battle it out with Coke’s for whores (not men), and wake up to hunger pains for breakfast cocaine (just kidding, we only serve virtual food here).

But beware, mama might come running quick to stop you from getting sick on all that cocaine running around in your brain (again, just kidding, we promote a drug-free environment).

So come join us for a hilarious and unpredictable time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing running around in your brain should be creativity and fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 107/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Potions Brewed: 78
Dragons Tamed: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 20
Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

New Minecraft Server
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