Sally’s SMP Adventures: Minecraft SMP Sue

About to, Adventures, Brain, Breakfast, cocaine, Difference, Hunger pain, kills, MAMA, Men, Minecraft, morning, Old, Quick, Running, SALLY, Sallys, sick, smp, SUE, They don’t know., Whores, woke up

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4248
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Falling into the Void:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, COCAINE (just kidding, please don’t do drugs kids).

Our server is like no other, where you can take Sally or Sue on epic quests, battle it out with Coke’s for whores (not men), and wake up to hunger pains for breakfast cocaine (just kidding, we only serve virtual food here).

But beware, mama might come running quick to stop you from getting sick on all that cocaine running around in your brain (again, just kidding, we promote a drug-free environment).

So come join us for a hilarious and unpredictable time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing running around in your brain should be creativity and fun!

Eternal Journey 1.20.5

1.20.5, Chapter 1614, comedic manga, comedy, Daily Life, ETERNAL, funny situations, Hatarakanai Futari, hilarious moments, humor, japanese manga, Journey, lazy coworkers, long-running series, Manga, manga series, office, office drama, office politics, procrastination, slice of life, unproductive employees, Workplace

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4051
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this lit Minecraft server where you can mine for diamonds while dodging creepy cave spiders like a ninja on crack!

Forget boring old servers, on this one, you can build a fortress so epic that even Herobrine would be jealous and try to slide into your DMs.

And get this, there’s a secret underground village where villagers party harder than a pack of wolves on a full moon night.

Plus, you can ride around on pigs wearing golden armor because why the heck not?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a Minecraft adventure crazier than a creeper on caffeine pills!

CraftyUnicorns

atypical habits, atypical rituals, CraftyUnicorns, distinctive rituals, distinctive routines, eccentric activities, idiosyncratic behaviors, individualistic hobbies, offbeat interests, peculiar customs, peculiar hobbies, quirky tendencies, rare activities, rare quirks, singular practices, uncommon behaviors, uncommon hobbies, unconventional pastimes, unique habits, unusual practices, unusual traditions

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5422
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Falling into the Void:	2

Do you spend your days herding llamas in a virtual world? Do you have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and golden apples? Are you the undisputed champion of cow tipping in Minecraft? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a community of players who are just as weird and wonderful as you are, and we guarantee you’ll fit right in. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles. So come on down and join the fun – just watch out for those sneaky creepers!

CriminalCraft: ElSalvadorBound

central america, cooperation, crime, criminal justice, CriminalCraft, cross-border, deportation, deportees, diplomatic solution, el salvador, ElSalvadorBound, gang violence, government agreement, housing offer, immigration, international relations, migrant crisis, Nationality, Public Safety, unprecedented deal, US criminals, violent criminals

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4932
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Mines Excavated:	1193
Alien Abductions:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

come join our minecraft server, where we offer a safe haven for all the crazy criminals and deportees from the US! we got a special deal with El Salvador to take them in and give them a fresh start in our blocky world.

imagine building a cozy little block house with your new criminal buddies, crafting weapons and tools to survive in this wild virtual land. maybe you’ll even start a gang and rule the server with an iron pickaxe!

so if you’re looking for a new beginning and a chance to unleash your inner outlaw, come join us on our server. who knows, you might even become the most feared player in all of minecraft history!

MonkeyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, tycoon minions generators spawners money rich gameplay server multiplayer economy factions survival shop trading building PvP adventure exploration events community

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9157
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Buildings Constructed:	42
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

MonkeyMC is focusing on tycoon themed gameplay, including minions, generators, dan also spawners to earn money! Hop in and be the richest player in the server!

play.monkeymc.id:25680

MineFected

alliances, ammunition, BETRAYAL, Detailed Map, dynamic playability, Economy, fortify, hostile environment, INFECTED, Loot, personalized loot system, post-apocalyptic, PvE, PvP, Shelters, special challenges, Survival, The Walking Dead, Tools, weapons, zombies

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8246
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	302	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Farms Harvested:	524	Emeralds Found:	728
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Version 1.12.2 English / Spanish Language Minefected is a Minecraft server inspired by the exciting universe of The Walking Dead. Immerse yourself in a post-apocalyptic world to survive is the only objective. How does it work? Loot to survive: Explore abandoned cities, dark forests and desolate landscapes in search of weapons, ammunition, food and supplies. Every chest you find could be the key to staying alive. Fight against infected: Stay alert while infected hordes wander around the world, ready to attack you. Decide your strategy: fight, run or hide. Survive alone or as a team: form alliances with other players or face the dangers of apocalypse as a lone wolf. Trust is scarce and betrayal is always a possibility. Build and defend: Use your resources to fortify shelters or manufacture tools that give you advantage in this hostile environment. Main characteristics: Personalized loot system with unique weapons and objects. Dynamic playability both in PVE (Player Vs. Environment) and in PVP (Player Vs. Player). Immersive zombies mechanics with growing challenges. A detailed map inspired by post-apocalyptic issues. Regular updates, events and special challenges for players. Join now! You are already a fan of The Walking Dead or simply look for an exciting survival challenge, Minefected is the perfect server to test your skills. Can you survive in a world where each movement can be the last?

play.minefected.com

Echoing Visions 1.21.4

1.21.4, Communication, compassion, consideration, Conversation, dialogue, Echoing, Empathy, Expression, Hear me out, Hearing, hearing me out, hearing you out, Listening, Open-mindedness, patience, please, Respect, Support, Understanding, validation, VISIONS

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6622
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Enchantments Applied:	163
Mines Excavated:	1847	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but with creepers and zombies instead!

You can build your own castle and defend it from evil mobs, but also make friends with other players and go on epic adventures together.

And get this, there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and traps that will make you question your sanity.

Plus, the admins are like wizards who grant wishes and ban griefers with a flick of their wand.

Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a never-ending party where the cake is made of diamonds and the music is composed by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

GymBuddies Minecraft Server

anxiety, autism spectrum, awkwardness, Boundaries, Communication, Crush, DATING, friendship, gym, GymBuddies, instagram, Minecraft, overanalyzing, overthinking, Professional help, rejection, relationships, Respect, self-care, Server, social cues, Therapy

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5123
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Astral Projections Made:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama like our friend here? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and virtual friendships that won’t leave you questioning if you’re the asshole.

Our server is the perfect place to meet new friends, build epic structures, and battle mobs together. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can leave all your real-life worries at the door and focus on having a great time.

And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your virtual soulmate like our friend who met Heather at the gym. Just imagine the possibilities – bonding over mining diamonds, exploring new biomes, and maybe even sharing a virtual kiss under the pixelated sunset.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft and a community of fellow gamers to support you? Join now and let the fun begin!

WeddingCraft: No BFFs Allowed

aita, Allowed, Best Friend, BFF’s, Bratty, Cheating, DEMOTE, ex boyfriend, guest, happiest day, immature, mean, MOH, Physical Relationship, romantic relationship, shock, sister, talking behind my back, ungrateful, uninvited, uninviting, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6340
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s potion! Join us for a wild ride filled with betrayal, romance, and friendship gone sour – just like in this crazy real-life story!

Imagine building your own virtual wedding venue, only to find out your best friend has been secretly dating your ex-boyfriend behind your back for years! Will you demote her from MOH like a boss, or will you let her ruin your big day with her drama? The choice is yours on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Uninviting guests, talking behind backs, and ungrateful name-calling – all part of the fun on our server! Who needs enemies when you have friends like these, am I right?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of virtual drama like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end? Join now and let the chaos begin!

PixelPlayground

amusement, Carefree, childish, childlike, comfort, Fun, Happy, Inner child, innocent, joyous, Laughter, lighthearted, nostalgic, PixelPlayground, playful, Relaxation, simple pleasures, stress relief, WHIMSICAL, Youthful

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	524
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5776	Treasure Maps Found:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Votes:	4430
Dragons Tamed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Dimension Hops:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of adulting all day and need a break from reality? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs.

Our server is so magical that even the creepers have been known to break out into dance parties. And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out free diamonds to anyone who can tell a good joke.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where players can battle it out in epic dance-offs for the chance to win a golden pickaxe that can mine anything in one hit.

So come on down to our server and let your inner child run wild. Who needs adult responsibilities when you can be building castles out of candy and riding on the backs of giant chickens? Join us now for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

DreamCraft Joyful Minds

animal studies, brain activity, brain recordings, brain regions, Cognitive science, cooperative activation, deep sleep, DreamCraft, early sleep, Joyful, learning periods, longer-lasting memories, memory consolidation, Mice, Minds.., neuroscience, non-REM sleep, perceptual memories, positive emotions, reinforce memories, rem sleep, scientific research, sleep patterns

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3601
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

so like, you know when you play on this server, you gonna be like a mouse but with superpowers. your brain gonna be all like, “yo, let’s activate these three regions and make some epic memories, bro!” and then when you go to sleep, your brain gonna be like, “nah, we ain’t reactivating during REM sleep, we saving that for the deep sleep, yo.” and that’s how you gonna have the longest-lasting memories in Minecraft history, dude. join now and become a memory-making, sleep-enhancing, brain-boosting legend on our server!

DungeonCraft

dungeoncraft, Dungeons, Economy, Gems, grind, Loot, Powerful, PvE, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Trading, ultra rare, Upgrade, Void items

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6454
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mines Excavated:	1865
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Grind through exciting dungeons and farm loot! Gathering loot will power you up to progress to the next dungeon! Find ULTRA RARE Void item drops to aid you on your journey! Use gems to upgrade your items and make the ultra powerful! Super strong economy with trading that feels like it has weight! See you there!

dungeoncraft.co

Whispering Woods 1.20.4

1.20.4, Apparition, creepy, don’t look, DREAD, eerie, fear, Frightening, Ghostly, Haunting, Horror, Mysterious, oh no wisps, Paranormal, Phobia, Specter, spine-chilling, spooky, Supernatural, unsettling, whispering, Wisps, Woods

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5974
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8201	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Join this Minecraft server if you want to experience the thrill of dodging evil wisps that will haunt your dreams and steal your diamonds!

You’ll be running for your virtual life as you navigate through a world filled with danger and excitement.

But don’t worry, because the rewards are totally worth it!

Plus, where else can you find a server that will make you question reality and wonder if you’re actually living in a simulation?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Diamonds Everywhere!

Anime, anime characters, anime industry, anime voiceover, casting choice, character portrayal, character voice, diamonds, Disappointment, Dubbing, Japanese voice actress, missed opportunity, Miyuki Sawashiro, talent selection, voice acting, voice actress, voice actress talent, voice talent, voiceover, voiceover work, wasted talent

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1589
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Yo, this server be lit like a creeper explosion! We got Miyuki Sawashiro on board, like whaaat?! Come join the fun and build with us, it’s gonna be a blast! Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get crafting together!

BabyRage Minecraft Server

BabyRage, Boundaries, Communication, dark place, Empathy, Family issues, friendship, Guilt, health scare, healthy boundaries, Manipulation, masters program, Minecraft, misunderstanding, new job, parenthood, passive aggressive, Priorities, self-care, Server, Support, Tension, Therapy

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3456
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ores Mined:	3026
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Runes Activated:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20

Are you tired of drama and guilt trips in your friendships? Come join our Minecraft server where we promise zero passive-aggressive behavior and no guilt-tripping allowed! Our community is drama-free and full of supportive players who won’t make you feel like you owe them your entire weekend.

We understand the importance of setting healthy boundaries and prioritizing yourself, just like our player who had to deal with a friend who couldn’t handle a little change in their friendship dynamic. On our server, we encourage self-care and self-love, because let’s face it, dealing with a friend who makes everything about themselves is so last season.

So come join us and leave the drama behind! Build your dream world, make new friends, and never worry about someone using their baby as an excuse to guilt-trip you ever again. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DoorLockSurpriseCraft

apartment, Apology, balloons, celebrate, celebration, Communication, Disappointment, DoorLockSurpriseCraft, Friends, hurt, husband, locked door, Marriage, master’s degree, misunderstanding, Preparation, relationship, Surprise, Upset, Wife, work

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7720
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Crops Grown:	5451
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where surprises are always ready and waiting for you? Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns!

Just like the time I tried to surprise my husband for passing his first year of his master’s degree. I set up a whole celebration with cake, candles, and balloons, but when he came home, he got mad because I locked the door to make sure the surprise was perfect. Little did he know, the real surprise was waiting for him inside the building, not outside!

If you want to experience the same level of excitement and confusion, join our server now! Who knows what kind of crazy surprises await you around every corner. Just remember, always be prepared for the unexpected!