Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, COCAINE (just kidding, please don’t do drugs kids).

Our server is like no other, where you can take Sally or Sue on epic quests, battle it out with Coke’s for whores (not men), and wake up to hunger pains for breakfast cocaine (just kidding, we only serve virtual food here).

But beware, mama might come running quick to stop you from getting sick on all that cocaine running around in your brain (again, just kidding, we promote a drug-free environment).

So come join us for a hilarious and unpredictable time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing running around in your brain should be creativity and fun!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players: 110/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
Players Killed by Monsters: 8401 Holy Grails Found: 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Mineshafts Explored: 4
Potions Brewed: 86 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY