SaladSlayinAuntieFTW | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3207
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5235
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	682
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1723
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Void Gems Collected:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9982
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	444	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4615
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Animals Bred:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2064
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Buildings Constructed:	22	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3382
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Villages Defended:	19	Secret Passages Found:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9248
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mines Excavated:	1869	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5091	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6797
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4822
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Emeralds Found:	6032	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Mines Excavated:	3754	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Zombie Dances:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3234
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	2213	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	802
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	73	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3131
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	263	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	421	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2786
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

Players:	102/200	Votes:	5273
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Void Armor Forged:	21	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2