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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 1337 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 21 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, how about the fact that we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot? Or maybe you’re enticed by the rumor that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love to prank unsuspecting players.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying pigs. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server mascot is a giant chicken named Sir Clucksalot who roams the land in search of adventure.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!