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Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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