SadCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like the saddest Champions League final ever – full of drama, heartbreak, and unexpected twists!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, only to have it destroyed by a creeper explosion right before your eyes. But don’t worry, our grief counselors are always on standby to help you through this traumatic experience.

If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, from accidentally falling into a pit of lava to getting pranked by our mischievous moderators, then this is the place for you. Who needs a boring old CL final when you can have the most unpredictable and chaotic Minecraft server around?

So come on, join us and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of resilience, because on this server, you never know what’s going to happen next!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	135

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MineTuneWars

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme songs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic theme song that will have you jamming out while you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of digging through blocks to the beat of our catchy tune.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a disco diva in disguise, ready to challenge anyone to a dance-off.

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine, dance, and battle a dragon all in one place? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!

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come join our epic minecraft server where we revive the policy of failing badly behaved players to bring back respect! just like benito mussolini, we give schools the power to fail players based purely on their behavior in the game. if you grief, steal, or just generally act like a jerk, you might find yourself failing out of our server! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. join us now for a truly unique and challenging minecraft experience!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Farms Harvested:	787

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Future Icon Gang-Stalkers

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join our epic minecraft server where we have time-travelling tourists from the future gang-stalking players who have the potential to become cultural icons!!! imagine being followed around by rich time travelers who just want to see if you’re gonna be the next big thing in history!!! come join the fun and see if you’re being watched by someone from the future who just wants to see if you’ll make it big!!! it’s like the truman show but with time travelers and minecraft!!! don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and see if you’re the next big thing!!!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

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NEUROSHROUD Server Overview

Server Type	Java \| Roleplay • Survival
Description	The world was erased… but you’re still here. Experience a unique survival roleplay world where the NPCs are sentient and the landscape warps with a deep history.
Launch Date	October 10th

NEUROSHROUD Server FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server type?	NEUROSHROUD is a Java server focused on roleplay and survival aspects.
When is the server launching?	The server will be launched on October 10th.
How can I join the server?	You can apply for whitelist by joining the Discord server and following the application process.
Is there a player-run economy?	Yes, the server features a player-driven economy where progression is earned through skill and strategy.
Are there any pay-to-win mechanics?	No, there are no paywalls or advantages that can be bought. Success in the server is based on skill and adaptability.
How are NPCs different in NEUROSHROUD?	NPCs in NEUROSHROUD are sentient and remember the world before its erasure. Interactions with NPCs have significant consequences.
What makes NEUROSHROUD stand out?	NEUROSHROUD offers a unique survival experience with whitelisted roleplay, sentient NPCs, player-driven economy, custom modpack, lore-driven world, and optimized hosting.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Pixelmon Quest Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for all you adventurous gamers out there!

Join us on our server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, and a pet zombie that tells hilarious jokes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legend in the most epic Minecraft server ever created. See you there!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

LiveUntilOurMinecraft SMPFeeling

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the curse of boomer privilege and live to see your 80s! We offer a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of dying from weird cancers or shit like that in your 60s. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any boomer vibes trying to sneak in. So come join us and defy the odds of aging gracefully in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Emeralds Found:	6458
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftyFam Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of receiving boring, thoughtless gifts from your parents? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can exact revenge in the most hilarious way possible!

Imagine this: you receive a $25 Starbucks gift card from your parents as a graduation gift, even though they know you’ve been boycotting Starbucks for months. Not to mention, you don’t even like coffee or tea! What a slap in the face, right? But fear not, on our server, you can take that gift card and use it as a weapon of mass destruction against your parents. Build a Starbucks in-game and force them to buy overpriced drinks from you! Show them who’s boss in the most epic way possible.

And the best part? They won’t even know how you feel about it because it’s all happening in the virtual world. So come join us and let out all your pent-up frustration in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible. Let’s turn that gift card drama into a hilarious adventure on our server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	117	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

HouseHubbyHushHub

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous stories can’t compete with the insanity of our virtual world! Join us and escape the drama of real life, like the tale of a 17-year-old player who has a 22-year-old half sister with a private jet and multiple houses.

Imagine building your dream mansion with 8 bathrooms and a swim-up bar, or creating your own lakefront cabin with a dock for your boat (the one you can’t decide on, of course).

Don’t worry about real-life family drama or not being able to afford a house, because in our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). So come join us and leave your real-world problems behind – after all, who needs a trust fund when you have diamonds to mine and dragons to slay?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MacNCheeseMuncher – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and creepers!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Pasta Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing noodles from unsuspecting villagers. Will you join forces with them or fight against their carb-loving ways?

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most mac & cheese-filled adventure of your Minecraft life. Just make sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

FirstMovieCraft

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Join our Minecraft server and relive the magic of your first movie experience! Our server is like a blockbuster film, with epic quests, thrilling adventures, and jaw-dropping special effects (okay, maybe not the last one, but we do have some pretty cool redstone contraptions). So grab your popcorn, settle in, and get ready for a cinematic experience like no other!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Potions Brewed:	184
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Farms Harvested:	118	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

TaiwanStraitTrolls

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Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Japan Maritime Self-Defense Force up in here making their first-ever transit through the Taiwan Strait! Why, you ask? Well, cuz a Chinese reconnaissance aircraft tried to mess with Japan’s airspace last month and they ain’t havin’ it! So now we got epic battles happenin’ left and right, with ships sailin’ through virtual straits and planes flyin’ all over the place. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft warfare, fam. So come join us and be part of the action, cuz ain’t nothin’ boring ’bout this server, that’s for sure!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

BadWolfMC server: Because adulting is hard, but Minecraft is harder!

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BadWolfMC Minecraft Server

Server Information	IP: PLAY.BADWOLFMC.COM
Overview	Your Adult Minecraft Server Paradise. Welcome to BadWolfMC, the ultimate adult Minecraft server network for players 18 and over.

Why Choose BadWolfMC?

Features	Drama-Free and Inclusive Community Semi-Vanilla Experience with a Twist Impeccable Performance Java-Bedrock Crossplay Engaging Events and Activities Robust Protection and Mechanics Eco-Friendly Worlds Community Integration

General Server Rules

Rules	All players must be 18 years of age or older No Griefing No Client Mods/Exploits No Advertising/Spam Common Sense/Maturity

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	Server IP: PLAY.BADWOLFMC.COM
How do I apply for membership?	Membership Application
What are the server rules?	Refer to the full rules here

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Divine Spears Created:	30
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Slim Seat Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where sitting comfortably is a thing of the past! Our server is so intense, it will have you constantly shifting positions and feeling the pressure in all the wrong places. But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun!

We have skinny players who have mastered the art of surviving in this cruel world of discomfort. They will share their tips and tricks with you, so you can navigate the game without crushing your balls in the process.

And if you think losing weight is tough in real life, just wait until you see the challenges our server has in store for you. With Gaul stones and fatty liver as obstacles, you’ll have to think twice before indulging in fatty foods – both in-game and in real life.

So come join us on our server, where the pain is real but the laughs are endless. Who knew Minecraft could be such a workout for your body and your mind?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Unicorns, Even Miko Turned Against You??? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is filled with unicorns, and not just any unicorns – these unicorns are out for revenge! That’s right, even Miko, the most peaceful unicorn in all the land, has turned against you and is ready to wreak havoc. Join our server if you dare to face off against these mythical creatures in epic battles that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. And who knows, you might even be able to tame a unicorn and ride off into the sunset in style. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Runes Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

NoSisKidsDailyBabysit

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Are you tired of being guilted into babysitting your sister’s kids every weekend? Well, on our server, you won’t have to worry about that! No family drama here, just pure fun and games.

Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build magnificent structures and explore vast landscapes. No pressure to babysit virtual kids here, just endless possibilities and entertainment.

So come on, leave the real world responsibilities behind and join our server for a truly guilt-free gaming experience. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast in the world of Minecraft? Let’s build some epic block castles and forget about babysitting for good!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Buildings Constructed:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.