SadCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like the saddest Champions League final ever – full of drama, heartbreak, and unexpected twists!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, only to have it destroyed by a creeper explosion right before your eyes. But don’t worry, our grief counselors are always on standby to help you through this traumatic experience.

If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, from accidentally falling into a pit of lava to getting pranked by our mischievous moderators, then this is the place for you. Who needs a boring old CL final when you can have the most unpredictable and chaotic Minecraft server around?

So come on, join us and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of resilience, because on this server, you never know what’s going to happen next!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Mines Excavated:	4241	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Crafty Warriors Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the chest was cursed and spawned a horde of zombie chickens that chased them around for hours! It was a hilarious sight to see, and that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the wacky shenanigans that happen on our server.

So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our world? Just remember, anything can happen on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

The Gab Dropout Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken army to take over the server? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have developed their own language and culture. Join us and you may just uncover the mysteries of the cow civilization and become their chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything is possible (and where cows may or may not be plotting world domination).

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

DadDisagreesMCServer

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🤣🤣🤣 Yo, so like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s old school traditions, then you gotta join this server! We’ve got arranged marriages between villagers, but don’t worry, they’re all happy about it (we think).

Just like my bro, who’s not ready for marriage but is being forced into it, you’ll be forced into epic battles with mobs and other players. And just like my dad, our server admin is super strict and won’t take any excuses for not following the rules. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with the emotional breakdowns like my bro (hopefully).

So come join us on this server where tradition meets chaos, and remember, toughen up like my dad says or you’ll be left in the dust like my poor little bro. 😂🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	564	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

KidzGoneWildMC

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories like the time a player’s friend showed up at their house demanding money for their power bill and then tried to leave their kids with them for the weekend. Don’t worry, we promise our server won’t have any surprise visits from irresponsible friends!

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Come hang out with us and build your own virtual world where you don’t have to worry about borrowing money or feeding anyone’s kids. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some so-called friends in real life.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some virtual snacks and drinks to keep you going until Tuesday!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

ComebackCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for epic comebacks and non-stop laughter!

Join us and witness the legendary battle between two players arguing over who has the better pet pig. Spoiler alert: it ends with a pig jousting tournament that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Dance-Off” where players compete to see who can do the best chicken impression while dancing on a tightrope over a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s clucking hilarious!

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Enchantments Applied:	271	Void Armor Forged:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MineTimeFunCraft

Remember the dark ages before the internet? Yeah, neither do we! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those boring days of staring at a wall or talking to actual people. Our server is so lit, even Steve Jobs would be jealous.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Legend has it, if you can out-dance the llamas, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. True story.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventures begin! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with dancing llamas and endless diamond mines? Let’s get this party started!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftyCrashersMC

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so, like, this server is, like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got dragons flying around, like, all the time, and they’re, like, breathing rainbow fire and stuff.

you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.

and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?

oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.

so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

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Server Name	Madness SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Age Requirement	21+
Community Size	20+ Members
Platform	Java Edition

FAQ

Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.

Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.

Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.

Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.

Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Mines Excavated:	4318
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	New Chunks Explored:	22144
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Chimeras Created:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftyJournalApologyNoWay

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where journaling drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with blended families, spoiled brats, and torn pages of emotional turmoil.

Vent your frustrations in our virtual world just like our player did in their journal. Explore the depths of family dynamics and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the chaos of living with a stepsister who just can’t keep her hands off your stuff.

Witness the epic showdown as family members clash over privacy and personal expression. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you cave under the pressure to apologize for simply being honest?

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such outrageous family drama and emotional rollercoasters while building your dream Minecraft world? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you there!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Dimension Hops:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Towns Built:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

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Remember that one time you accidentally blew up your friend’s base with a bunch of TNT in Minecraft? Yeah, well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are. Who needs boring old survival when you can join our SMP and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Magic Items Found:	3653
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MineTuneWars

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme songs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic theme song that will have you jamming out while you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of digging through blocks to the beat of our catchy tune.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a disco diva in disguise, ready to challenge anyone to a dance-off.

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine, dance, and battle a dragon all in one place? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Crops Grown:	2498
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!

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come join our epic minecraft server where we revive the policy of failing badly behaved players to bring back respect! just like benito mussolini, we give schools the power to fail players based purely on their behavior in the game. if you grief, steal, or just generally act like a jerk, you might find yourself failing out of our server! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. join us now for a truly unique and challenging minecraft experience!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Farms Harvested:	456
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Future Icon Gang-Stalkers

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join our epic minecraft server where we have time-travelling tourists from the future gang-stalking players who have the potential to become cultural icons!!! imagine being followed around by rich time travelers who just want to see if you’re gonna be the next big thing in history!!! come join the fun and see if you’re being watched by someone from the future who just wants to see if you’ll make it big!!! it’s like the truman show but with time travelers and minecraft!!! don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and see if you’re the next big thing!!!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Towns Built:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.