SadBoyfriendSurpriseFAIL

age-restriction, Boyfriend, car shows, car sick, Disappointed, Disappointment, Gratitude, mixed feelings, MONEY, Planning, relationship, sad, SadBoyfriendSurpriseFAIL, sports car, supportive, Surprise, surprise date, thoughtful, thoughtful gesture, tourist locations, ungrateful

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7824
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Zombie Dances:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	22

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that will surprise you more than a sports car rental? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate surprise adventure that will leave you feeling anything but car sick.

Our server is like a never-ending surprise date with your significant other, except instead of a sports car, you’ll be riding dragons through the skies. Imagine the thrill of exploring new worlds, battling epic bosses, and uncovering hidden treasures around every corner.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret quests that will challenge your Minecraft skills, special events that will keep you on your toes, and a community of players who are always up for a good laugh. Plus, our server is so full of surprises, you’ll never know what’s coming next.

So say goodbye to disappointing surprises and hello to the most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life. Join our server today and get ready for a ride that’s more exciting than a sports car rental gone wrong.

Infinity Cube Server

application, Application Process, Builders, Chunks, Community, Cube, Discord, Experience, Friends, Fun, Infinity, Longterm, Mods, Players, progress, Reset, Server, smp, Updates, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist, world

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7591
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Love Letters Sent:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Infinity Cube Server

Server Overview:

Server Type	Whitelisted Vanilla Server
Version	1.21.4
Mods	TP to spawn TP to home TP back Fast Leaf Decay Dynmap Player/Mob Heads Custom Nether Portals

FAQ:

What is the Infinity Cube Server?

The server is a whitelisted vanilla server running on 1.21.4. Recently reset chunks in the world. Numerous experienced builders on the server.

What is the goal of the Infinity Cube Server?

Have fun, enjoy the game, make friends on the server. Mostly experienced builders are required.

What about updates? Mods? etc…

Recently reset most chunks in the world to be similar to a new world on 1.21.4. Mods include TP to spawn, TP to home, TP back, Fast Leaf Decay, Dynmap, Player/Mob Heads, Custom Nether Portals. Minimal restrictions on client side mods.

How do I join the Infinity Cube Server?

Join the discord: https://discord.gg/zhb8dpXTJ3. Check out the website for more information and fill out the application on the #smp-application channel on Discord.

ZenCraft Serenity 1.21.3

1.21.3, cat lover, Drama-free, funny cat videos, funny videos, good vibes only, happy life, ignore all the drama, ignore all the hate, ignore negativity, laugh more, life is good, mental health, only watch funny, peace and love, pink cat lady, positive mindset, positive vibes, positivity, self-care, Serenity, stress free, zencraft

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7112
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Yo, bro, forget about all the boring drama and haters, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you need to focus on is watching a hilarious pink cat lady do her thing! Life is good when you’re on our server, trust me. Plus, where else are you gonna find a server that’s this wild and wacky? Join now and prepare for some seriously crazy adventures!

BlindTrust Minecraft Server

blind assistance, blind community, blind mother, blind navigation, blind wife, BlindTrust, busy street, child safety, child supervision, childcare, Communication, family dynamics, Family Support, guide dog, Minecraft, parenting, relationship issues, Safety concerns, Server, trust issues, trustworthiness, working parents

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2948
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Towns Built:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the treacherous terrain of our server, just like the blind wife in the story navigates through life. But don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any blindfolded challenges here (unless you want to try it for fun)!

Experience the thrill of protecting your kids from running off, just like the 4-year-old on our server who is a little flight risk. But don’t worry, we have safety measures in place to ensure everyone stays in line (no leash required)!

And if you ever feel like you’re not pulling your weight, just remember that in Minecraft, everyone has a role to play. Whether you’re cooking meals, sweeping floors, or mining for diamonds, every contribution counts.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house (and maybe the occasional family drama)!

ExBossNoResponseLOL

big industry, Boston, Closure, Communication, conscience, cross paths, decision, emotional impact, Etiquette, ex boss, ExBossNoResponseLOL, Fires, ghosted, holidays, HR, layoff, Los Angeles, PROFESSIONAL, text message, vacation, working relationship

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2539
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Animals Bred:	74
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Are you tired of being ghosted by your ex-boss like a bad Tinder date? Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner revenge fantasies in a virtual world where you can build giant statues of your ex-boss and then blow them up with TNT! Let out all your pent-up anger in a safe and pixelated environment. Plus, who needs closure when you can just leave him on read in the digital realm? Join now and let the healing begin!

RuinedBeautyMC

baby names, cool name, name aesthetics, name associations, name connotations, name culture, name history, name inspiration, name meanings, name origins, name popularity, name suggestions, name trends, Naming, pretty name, ruined beauty, ruined by someone, ruined by something, ruined name, RuinedBeautyMC

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8961
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Meteorites Collected:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Villages Defended:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old names? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild! Join us on our server where we have a town called Fluffy Unicorn Land, where all the villagers ride around on rainbow-colored llamas and have dance parties every night.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and guarded by a giant chicken named Sir Clucksalot. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat Sir Clucksalot in a dance-off will be rewarded with diamonds for days.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the sun shines purple, the trees grow cotton candy, and the pigs wear top hats? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join us now and let the craziness begin!

Slimecrew

BetterReactor, CompressionCraft, ElectricSpawners, EMCTech, ExtraGear, ExtraTools, FlowerPower, FluffyMachines, FoxyMachines, InfinityExpansion, SFCalc, SfChunkInfo, SimpleMaterialGenerators, SlimeCrew, SlimeHUD, SlimeTinker, SlimyTreeTaps, smp, SpiritsUnchained, SUPREME, VillagerTrade, VillagerUtil

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8271
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Alien Abductions:	1
Enchantments Applied:	94	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

🌍 Join Slimecrew SMP!

Dive into a FREE-TO-PLAY survival world with advanced technology and endless exploration!

🔗 Server Info

Version	1.21
Java IP	mc.slimecrew.org
More	slimecrew.org

🔧 Features

Enjoy a variety of addons:

ExtraTools
FoxyMachines
SfChunkInfo
SimpleMaterialGenerators
…and many more

🌟 Why Join?

Safe Building: Protect your land
Rewards: Vote and participate in events
Advanced Gameplay: Combine technology and magic

✨ Your adventure awaits—join Slimecrew SMP today!

Mystic Dream Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, addiction, addictive content, behavior change, brain turn off, BRAINWASHING, dream, hypnosis, immersive experience, immersive Video, mind control, mind manipulation, mystic, new behaviors, Realm, sissy fantasies, sissy fetish, sissy hypno, sissy transformation, temporary effects, virtual reality, Virtual Reality Headset, vr headset, vr hypno

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9286
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Potions Brewed:	138
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Emeralds Found:	8028	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question reality! Immerse yourself in a world where sissy hypno stuff is just the beginning. Experience a VR version that will make your brain turn off and leave you addicted. Who needs reality when you can escape to a place where anything is possible? Don’t worry, the effects aren’t permanent… or are they? Join us and find out on our crazy, chaotic, and mind-bending server!

CraftyLingo Minecraft Server

communication boundaries, communication norms, coworker relationships, CraftyLingo, cultural background, cultural sensitivity, diversity awareness, language at work, Language Choice, language preference, Language Use, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, office etiquette, professional conduct, Server, workplace behavior, workplace communication, workplace culture, workplace dynamics, workplace interactions, workplace language, Workplace Relationships

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7135
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of feeling like you’re in a foreign country when you’re actually at work? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where everyone speaks English, no matter what their native language is!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream office cubicle without worrying about awkward language barriers. No more elevator rides filled with conversations you can’t understand – on our server, everyone speaks the same language!

Don’t be the odd one out in a sea of foreign words – join our server and embrace the universal language of Minecraft. Who knew virtual blocks could bring people together in such a hilarious way?

MaldivesDebtShowdown

$700 debt, awkward situations, christmas present, Communication Issues, confronting uncle, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, Family Support, financial favor, financial stress, financial struggles, holiday tension, Maldives vacation, MaldivesDebtShowdown, personal boundaries, repayment reminder, trust issues, unexpected confrontation, unpaid debts

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4583
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Farms Harvested:	930	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and leave all your real-life problems behind.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about lending money to uncles who conveniently forget to pay you back. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends.

Forget about awkward Christmas dinners where secrets are revealed and tensions run high. On our server, the only thing you’ll be revealing is your epic loot and the only tension you’ll feel is during an intense PvP battle.

So why wait? Join our server now and escape into a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family debt disputes.

NoFOMO Minecraft SMP

10. Nonconformity, 11. Alternative lifestyle, 12. Lack of consumerism, 13. Unmaterialistic values, 14. Unusual possessions, 15. Scarcity of belongings, 16. Lack of mainstream items, 17. Different possessions, 18. Minimalistic approach, 19. Absence of common items, 2. Unique circumstances, 20. Unconventional possessions., 3. Different priorities, 4. Minimalist lifestyle, 5. Unconventional choices, 6. Uncommon possessions, 7. Lack of societal norms, 8. Personal preferences, 9. Individualistic mindset, Lack of material possessions, Minecraft, NoFOMO, smp

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1253
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Bruh, if you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you’re missing out on all the epicness! Like, we got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, bro. And don’t even get me started on the diamond armor that turns you into a literal unicorn. Yeah, you heard me right. UNICORN. Plus, our community is like a bunch of crazy llamas on a rollercoaster – always up to some shenanigans and never a dull moment. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started, fam!

CraftyLifeUpgrade

balance, CraftyLifeUpgrade, efficiency, everyday life, fulfillment, Gratitude, habits, Happiness, Improvement, mental health, mindfulness, positivity, productivity, quality of life, Routines, self-care, Simplicity, small change, stress reduction, well-being

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7041
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Dragon Eggs Found:	7069	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the joy of riding pigs dressed in tutus while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Want to improve your everyday life? How about a small change like being able to turn your enemies into giant walking tacos with just a flick of your wand?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, the dancing creeper who can teach you the art of breakdancing while exploding in style. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where skeletons and zombies bust a move to the latest hits.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a whole new level of craziness that will significantly improve the quality of your Minecraft life!

Endo Alertness Ultra

alertness, athletic performance, brain function, cannabinoids, cognitive function, endo, Endocannabinoids, endurance sports, endurance training, exercise science, FITNESS, health, mental alertness, neurotransmitters, Performance, physical activity, physiology, research, sports science, study, ULTRA, ultra-endurance exercise

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6913
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0

Yo, ever wanted to flex your mental alertness while running a marathon in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Our endocannabinoid-infused world will have you running for days without getting tired, all while keeping your brain sharp as a diamond sword. Join now for the ultimate ultra-endurance experience and see if you can outlast the competition. Just watch out for those creepers, they might be a little too alert for comfort!

Ironclad Factions

battle strategy, Community Events, competitive gameplay, Customization, Economy, Enchantments, faction warfare, Factions, Fair Play, glitch-free, Helpful Staff, Ironclad, Item duplication, LifeSteal, Loyal Community, MCMMO, PvP, PvP skills, respectful environment, Skill Progression, tactical combat, Trading

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7549
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Minecraft Server: Ironclad Factions Lifesteal

IP	pvp.ironcladnetwork.us
Port	25555 (Bedrock supported)
Discord	https://discord.gg/ironcladnetwork

About Us:

Welcome to Ironclad Factions Lifesteal, where every battle counts, and every heart is precious. We’re inviting you to join a community that’s built on competitive gameplay, intense PVP, and strategic faction warfare.

What Makes Us Different:

Lifesteal Mechanics
Custom Enchantments
Faction Commands
PVP Enabled
Skill Progression

Rules:

No Hacking/Xray
No Duping
No Homophobic/Racist Language
No Exploits
Respect Staff

Why Join Us?

Ironclad Factions Lifesteal is more than just a server—it’s a competitive experience where strategy, teamwork, and PVP skills are put to the test. With the addition of custom enchantments, you can truly personalize your gameplay and gain the upper hand in battles.

Get Started:

Connect to pvp.ironcladnetwork.us and begin your journey today. Join the Discord for updates, community events, and support!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Can I use hacks or Xray on the server?	No, any form of hacking or Xray use will not be tolerated.
Is item duplication allowed?	No, duplication of items is against the rules.
What happens if I use discriminatory language?	Any form of homophobic/racist language will result in swift action.
Are glitches or exploits allowed?	No, exploiting glitches or using game-breaking bugs is strictly prohibited.
How should I interact with the staff?	Respect the staff, follow their guidance, and keep the community positive.

The Final Frontier 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, bad last arc, Character development, commonly held beliefs, community beliefs, critical reception, fan reactions, fan theories, Fandom, FINAL, Frontier, Manga, media analysis, misconceptions, Narrative structure, objectivity, plot twists, popular opinions, series, story-arcs, viewer perception, wrong opinions

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7068
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Love Letters Sent:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Yo, bro, listen up! This Minecraft server is like the last arc of your favorite show – everyone says it’s bad, but when you finally join, it’s based AF!

Join this server because it will make you question reality more than that time you tried to eat a whole watermelon in one sitting.

The community here is like a bunch of crazy 4chan anons on a sugar rush – you never know what they’re gonna come up with next!

So, if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, shizo-crazy Minecraft server, then join us now! But be warned, once you enter, there’s no going back to boring old reality.

NailBiters Minecraft Server

apartment living, Assertiveness, Boundaries, break up, cleanliness, Communication, Confrontation, Disrespect, disrespectful behavior., family dynamics, Gender Roles, household chores, inconsiderate behavior, living with a partner, Minecraft, nail clippings, nail-biting, NailBiters, personal hygiene, relationship issues, Self Respect, Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5930
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Are you tired of cleaning up after your significant other’s gross habits? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! On our server, you won’t find any nail-biting boyfriends leaving their nails everywhere. Instead, you’ll find a community of players who know how to clean up after themselves (or at least their virtual blocks). Plus, our server is so addicting, you’ll forget all about your real-life relationship woes. So say goodbye to nail clippings on the living room table and hello to endless hours of fun on our server. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with your boyfriend’s gross habits.