S9I Anarchy | New Minecraft Servers 2024

ArtClassGrandparentsNoMore Minecraft Server

Affair, art classes, art viewings, ArtClassGrandparentsNoMore, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Divorce, Emotional healing, family, forgiveness, Grandparents, half-sister, love, Minecraft, no contact, parents, personal boundaries, reconciliation, Server, Support, Therapy

Are you tired of family drama and unwanted baby sisters? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where you can escape from real life chaos! Our server is filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun that will make you forget all about your crazy relatives. Plus, we have a strict no grandparents policy, so you won’t have to worry about them crashing your virtual world. Join now and build your own virtual family with players who understand the importance of boundaries. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life family drama!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Divine Spears Created:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Star Shards Collected:	234	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PrePub Trimz – No Regrets

childcare, Childhood, Communication, cultural norms, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, Family Support, family tradition, Family Values, freedom, Gender Identity, gender stereotypes, Guilt, Haircut, homeschooling, parenting, PrePub, puberty, Rebellion, regrets, Son, Trimz

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate hitting puberty with a grand haircutting ceremony! Join us and experience the thrill of being inspected by two older players to prove you’re a ‘man’ in the game. But be warned, if you try to hide your puberty status, you might face some embarrassing consequences!

Our server is like a virtual commune, where you can work on farms, homeschool your character, and experience the joy of free childcare while you explore the pixelated world. And don’t worry about cutting your character’s hair, because we fully support the tradition of long locks until puberty hits!

But beware, if you dare to break the family tradition and give your character a haircut, you may face the wrath of the virtual family members who will go absolutely ballistic at your decision. Will you choose to go no-contact with your virtual family, or will you continue to uphold the long hair tradition in the game?

Join us on our server for a wild ride of family drama, tradition-breaking, and pixelated puberty celebrations!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Enchantments Applied:	267
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Hypeless in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a giant mushroom kingdom ruled by a talking cow, and even a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy (watch out for the evil gummy bears though).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, join our SMP today! Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command?

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Astral Projections Made:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

BlockBustersMC

BlockBustersMC, destructive habits, detrimental actions, everyday actions, gradual damage, Harmless, health risks, hidden dangers, hidden risks, long-lasting impact, long-term effects, self-destructive behavior, self-sabotage, silent killers, slow deterioration, unhealthy choices, unhealthy habits, unhealthy routines, unnoticed consequences, unnoticed harm

Are you tired of slowly destroying yourself with mundane activities like drinking water or breathing air? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start destroying yourself in a much more fun and outrageous way! Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mind-bending puzzles that will have you questioning your sanity in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to turn players into superhumans. So if you want to unlock your hidden potential and maybe gain some superpowers along the way, join our server today! Who needs water and air when you can have adventure and chaos instead?

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Void Gems Collected:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftyPutin Minecraft Server

Agreement, Alliance, bilateral relations, cooperation, CraftyPutin, Diplomacy, economic ties, foreign policy, Hassan Rouhani, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Moscow, Politics, putin, regional stability, russia, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, Tehran, Vladimir Putin

so like, putin was just chillin one day and he was like, yo iran, let’s be besties and sign this super cool strategic partnership agreement. and iran was like, heck yeah putin, let’s do it! now they’re like bffs and ruling the world together or something.

join our minecraft server and be part of this epic alliance! build your own russian-iranian empire and conquer the virtual world with your new besties. we have crazy events like putin vs. iranian leaders pvp battles and nuclear missile launches.

come join the fun and be part of the most powerful alliance in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you get blown up by a virtual nuke, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	344	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CoupCraft: RusArm Edition

allege, armenia, Caucasus region, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, CoupCraft, eastern europe, Edition, Espionage, foreign interference, former Soviet republic, government intervention., international relations, investigation, Kremlin, Overthrow, political manipulation, Political unrest, power struggle, prosecutors, RusArm, russia

come join our epic minecraft server where russia tried to stage a coup in armenia but failed miserably so now we have a bunch of angry russian players looking for revenge in the virtual world. watch out for flying borscht and vodka potions as you navigate through our insane custom maps and battle against players who may or may not be secret russian agents. join now for a chance to save armenia from the evil clutches of putin and his army of minecraft warriors. it’s a wild ride, but someone’s gotta do it.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Towns Built:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Loot ‘n’ Scoot: The Minecraft Server

consumer behavior, consumer culture, consumer goods, consumer psychology, consumer society, consumerism, consumption habits., decluttering, Detachment, dispossession, Impermanence, letting go, Loot, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, ownership, personal belongings, possessions, scoot, Server, transience

join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt.

plus, every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. one time i respawned as a potato and it was hilarious.

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Animals Bred:	143
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Caffeine Craze: Java & Chai

antioxidants, caffeinated, Caffeine, caffeine consumption, Cancer prevention, cardiovascular health, Chai, coffee, CRAZE, diabetes prevention, disease prevention, diseases, health benefits, Health benefits of coffee, Health benefits of tea, Health studies, java, Longevity, Lower disease risk., lower risk, neurological diseases, polyphenols, research findings, tea

come join our epic minecraft server where the coffee and tea are caffienated to the max!!! u will be so hyped up on caffiene u will be building like a madman!! plus, studies show that caffienated coffee and tea may lower ur risk of diseases, so why not join our server and live forever??? build, mine, and drink ur way to immortality on our caffienated minecraft server!!!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

The Crazy Minecraft Server

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Are you ready for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us on our server where the sheep speak in ancient tongues, the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business, and the chickens are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Throat Singers of the Cunt, who will serenade you with their melodic tones as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Ores Mined:	8544
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Love Letters Sent:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Minecraft SMP – MS Paint Draw Thread

all skill levels, art, artist resources, Community, creativity, Discord, doodles, download links, draw, drawing, Fun, layer styles, Minecraft, MS Paint Draw Thread, mspdt, paint, Past Threads., pressure-free, Resources, silly, smp, Thread, Tips

Are you tired of sweating over your pixel-perfect builds in Minecraft? Do you just want to chill and draw some silly doodles without any pressure of being good? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Picture this: you log onto the server and instead of mining for diamonds, you’re drawing ridiculous masterpieces with your fellow players. No need to worry about being a Picasso-level artist, all skill levels are welcome here! And the best part? You don’t even have to use MS Paint if you don’t want to. Get creative and have fun in our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground art gallery hidden within the server, filled with the most bizarre and hilarious drawings you’ve ever seen. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of Artistic Champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next Bob Ross of the block!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

ScaredCraft: Dare to Build!

Adventure, Bravery, breaking barriers, BUILD, conquering fears, courage, embracing fear, facing challenges, facing fears, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, pursuing dreams, pushing boundaries, ScaredCraft, Self Discovery, self improvement, stepping into the unknown, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks, trying new things, trying something new

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of a diamond-encrusted bow? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decisions. Who needs to be scared when you can have this much fun? So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

RedLineRumble Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, long-range strikes, military conflict, military strategy, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, political tension, putin, Red Lines, RedLineRumble, russia, Secretary General, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine

lol imagine a world where nato secretary general is like nah putin we ain’t scared of your red lines we gonna keep on strikin ukraine like it’s our job. come join our minecraft server where we take on putin and his crazy red lines with our long-range strikes and epic battles. we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to the moon where we battle space aliens. join us and show putin who’s boss in this wacky world of minecraft madness.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Towns Built:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BabyBlockers Minecraft

BabyBlockers, birth rate, career focus, childfree, Chile, cultural norms, Decision making, declining birth rates, demographics, Family Planning, fertility, gender equality, Minecraft, Motherhood, personal choice, population decline, reproductive health, social trends, societal expectations, south america, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

come join our epic minecraft server where the birth rate is so low cuz all the women are too busy playing minecraft! we have magical powers that make you never want to leave the game, like seriously, we had a player who tried to log off and ended up getting sucked into the computer screen, now they live in minecraft land forever! plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are throwing parties instead of exploding. so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Steam Bucket Prank Shop

#Automotive, auto parts, bucket, bucket of steam, comedy, funny, gag gifts, hilarious, humor, inventory, joke products, Mechanics, new guy, Practical Jokes, prank, pranks, Shop, shop supplies, Steam, stores, Tools, Trickery, unexpected items, workplace humor

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this minecraft server, and suddenly you’re transported to a world where auto parts stores sell joke products! like, you ask for a bucket of steam as a joke, but then they actually have it! can you believe it? it’s like a dream come true for all the pranksters out there. join our server for a chance to experience the wackiest and most unpredictable adventures in minecraft. who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wild and hilarious world! come on, what are you waiting for? hop on and let the madness begin!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Crops Grown:	5182	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Plasma Hole Blasters

astronomical discovery, Astronomy, Astrophysics, black hole, Blasters, Celestial, Cosmic, discovery, emission, Galactic, Gigantic, Hole, jets, Massive, massive black hole, pair, Phenomenon, Plasma, plasma jets, scientific observation, Space, Universe

OMG GUYS, DIS SERVER BE LIKE A GIANT BLACK HOLE WITH PLASMA JETS SHOOTIN’ OUT EVERYWHERE! IT’S LIT AF, YOU GOTTA JOIN TO EXPERIENCE DA CRAZINESS. IMAGINE BUILDIN’ YOUR HOUSE WHILE DODGIN’ PLASMA JETS, IT’S A REAL ADRENALINE RUSH, YO. PLUS, THE BLACK HOLE BE LIKE A PORTAL TO ANOTHER DIMENSION WHERE PIGS FLY AND CREEPERS WEAR TOP HATS. DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET WEIRD TOGETHER!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Star Shards Collected:	181	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Void Armor Forged:	26
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3