/s p/ literally on SUICIDE WATCH Minecraft SMP

/s p/ literally on SUICIDE WATCH Minecraft SMP

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server out there! Our players are so competitive and ruthless that the /sp/ board on 4chan is literally on suicide watch because of the intense drama and backstabbing that goes on here.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly watching your back, never knowing who will betray you next. Our players have been known to build secret underground bases filled with traps, just waiting to lure in unsuspecting victims.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We also have epic build battles, where players compete to create the most outrageous and creative structures. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of justice, rumored to grant its wielder invincibility in battle.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to survive at all costs. Just be prepared for the chaos that awaits you!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players: 102/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 39
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Memory Lane Minecraft Server

    Memory Lane Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Join our server and unlock memories from your past lives! Dive into a world where you can build, mine, and battle your way to uncovering the secrets of your previous existence. Rumor has it, the more diamonds you find, the more memories you unlock. Who knows, you might have been a legendary warrior or a master builder in a past life! Join now and start your journey to rediscovering your lost memories…and maybe even unlock some hidden superpowers along the way!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 27 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Dragons Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Gender Options Minecraft SMP

    Gender Options Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that only offer two gender options? Look no further, because on our server, we offer THREE gender options! That’s right, we’re so woke that even our character creation screen is inclusive.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so crazy that when you join, you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. Rumor has it that whoever finds this banana will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Just be prepared for unexpected twists and turns, like riding llamas into battle or having dance parties with creepers. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 49 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Romance Craft Minecraft Server

    Romance Craft Minecraft Server
    In the year 2023, love was in the air on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to find your virtual soulmate and build pixelated castles together. Who needs Tinder when you can find love while mining for diamonds?

    Our server is so romantic, even the creepers are looking for love. Watch out for those explosive love letters they’ll leave you!

    We have a special Valentine’s Day event where players can participate in a Minecraft version of The Bachelor. Will you accept this rose block?

    So come join us on our server and let’s make 2023 the year of love and laughter in the world of blocks and mobs!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Wild West Women Minecraft SMP: Divorce Edition

    Wild West Women Minecraft SMP: Divorce Edition
    Are you tired of getting dumped because your Minecraft house doesn’t have enough diamonds? Join our wacky SMP where the only currency is emeralds and the only law is to have fun! Who needs a girlfriend when you can have a pet creeper that explodes every time you tell a bad joke? Don’t let the western laws of relationships bring you down, come join us and find the real “good ones” – villagers with amazing trades and iron golems that will protect you at all costs! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride full of laughs, adventures, and maybe even a little bit of love (from your virtual pets, of course).

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Parthenogenesisize Right Now Minecraft Server

    Parthenogenesisize Right Now Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of waiting for other players to join your Minecraft server? Well, fear not because on our server, you can PARTHENOGENESIZE right now! That’s right, you can reproduce all by yourself and create your own army of minions to do your bidding. No need to rely on anyone else when you can just REPRODUCE REPRODUCE REPRODUCE to your heart’s content. Join us and experience the wonder of PARTHENOGENESIS like never before!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Minecraft SMP – /dng/ – Diamond Ninja Gang

    Minecraft SMP – /dng/ – Diamond Ninja Gang
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a blast! Join us for epic adventures, wild builds, and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a land filled with talking cows, dancing pigs, and flying llamas. They built a house made entirely out of diamonds, only to have it stolen by a mischievous Enderman who thought it would make a great hat.

    But fear not, for our SMP is a place where the impossible becomes possible. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. Want to create a rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, anything is possible in our wacky world.

    So come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what insane adventures await you in our Minecraft SMP? Just remember, the password is “vidya” and the tag is “/dng/”. See you there, fellow adventurers!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Short Kings Minecraft Server

    Short Kings Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of towering over everyone in Minecraft? Are you ready to embrace your inner short king? Look no further, because on our server, short kings reign supreme! Our server is the perfect place for all the vertically challenged players out there.

    Join us and experience a world where being short is not just accepted, it’s celebrated! Build your kingdom on a smaller scale, literally, and show the world that size doesn’t matter when it comes to ruling the land.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of tiny yet mighty players who have banded together to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join their ranks and become a legendary short king warrior?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your short king flag fly high!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Elemental Crystals Collected: 34

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Quick reminder /g/ doesn’t know Unix as Linux is not Unix… Minecraft SMP

    Quick reminder /g/ doesn’t know Unix as Linux is not Unix… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place on the block!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.

    Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • StoryMine Survival without OP GOD FLY Minecraft server

    StoryMine Survival without OP GOD FLY Minecraft server

    What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

    Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

    We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

    ⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

    ⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

    ⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

    ⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

    ⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

    ⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

    ⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

    ⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

    ⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

    ⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 73 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6185 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Freaky Vtuber Minecraft Server

    Freaky Vtuber Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most avant-garde, alternative, horror, and weird Minecraft server out there! We cater to Vtubers who are as unique and eccentric as they come. Our server is like a virtual art gallery, showcasing the most bizarre and mind-bending creations in the Minecraft universe.

    Join us if you dare, and prepare to be amazed by the sheer madness and creativity that our members bring to the table. From haunted mansions to alien landscapes, there’s no limit to what you can build here.

    But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a ghostly Vtuber haunts the halls, seeking revenge on those who dare to enter their domain. Will you be brave enough to face the challenge and uncover the secrets that lie within?

    So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows what strange and wacky adventures await you in this twisted virtual world? The only way to find out is to jump in and start building your own crazy creations today!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Breeders R Us Minecraft SMP

    Breeders R Us Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have a totally unique and outrageous society! Join us if you want to experience a world where all women are used as breeding cattle, just like Plato talked about but taken to the next level! No sex allowed here, just artificially conceived embryos growing in women’s bodies. And get this – the embryos could be completely unrelated to the women carrying them!

    But that’s not all, older women and those in the most challenging months of pregnancy get to do childcare work and other roles. The children are taken away as soon as possible to ensure loyalty to the state. Heredity and maternity records are top secret for medical purposes.

    If you’re looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience, this is the SMP for you! Join us and see just how insane things can get in our one-of-a-kind society.

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Towns Built: 9 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • No Fucking Way, /v/ Minecraft Server

    No Fucking Way, /v/ Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of diamonds and creepers! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). Our community is filled with crazy players who will make you laugh until your diamond armor breaks. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Zombie Dances: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • New Sabrina Online Minecraft SMP

    New Sabrina Online Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the only rule is to have fun! Join us for epic build battles, crazy treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can help you find the rarest diamonds and defeat any boss mob with just a flick of their spectral wrist. Plus, we have a secret society of llamas who are always looking for new recruits to join their llama army and take over the server one spit at a time.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet the one and only Notch himself, riding a diamond-encrusted pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least we still get new Sabrina Online.

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Trump’s Rally Minecraft Server

    Trump’s Rally Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server where President Donald J. Trump himself is the admin! Build your wall, make Minecraft great again, and tweet about it to your heart’s content. Watch out for Liz Harrington, the Trump Spox, who will keep you in line with her epic trolling skills. Explore the Donald J Trump Presidential Library in-game and uncover secret speeches from Pres Trump Rallies in Greensboro, Salem, Gastonia, Milwaukee, Warren, and more! Don’t miss out on the epic surprise visit to Dearborn, MI – it’s gonna be huge! Join now and be part of the Tucker Carlson Live Tour in Glendale, AZ with President Trump headlining! And if that’s not enough, watch exclusive Trump videos like “WE WILL WIN” and “MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, AGAIN!” This server is gonna be tremendous, believe me! #MinecraftForTrump #BuildTheWallInMinecraft

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 1036
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Tom’s Crafting Adventures Minecraft SMP

    Tom’s Crafting Adventures Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have UFC interim heavyweight champion Tom Aspinall as our resident wrestler, ready to take on anyone who dares challenge him in the ring (or in the mines)!

    Forget about Brock Lesnar, Tom Aspinall is the new great athlete™ monster in town and he’s ready to show off his skills in both the octagon and the squared circle. Join our server now and witness epic battles between players and mobs, with Tom Aspinall as the referee (and occasional participant)!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon where you can find rare loot and face off against mythical creatures like the Ender Dragon and Herobrine. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the ultimate Minecraft SMP with a twist of UFC and WWE madness!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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