/s p/ literally on SUICIDE WATCH Minecraft SMP

LITERALLY, Minecraft, smp, SUICIDE, watch

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server out there! Our players are so competitive and ruthless that the /sp/ board on 4chan is literally on suicide watch because of the intense drama and backstabbing that goes on here.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly watching your back, never knowing who will betray you next. Our players have been known to build secret underground bases filled with traps, just waiting to lure in unsuspecting victims.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We also have epic build battles, where players compete to create the most outrageous and creative structures. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of justice, rumored to grant its wielder invincibility in battle.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to survive at all costs. Just be prepared for the chaos that awaits you!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Clovercraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Whitelist

Clovercraft is an 18+ whitelisted community SMP. Join us to explore the SMP world, build together with new friends, and party at our regular monthly Discord events!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CzechBox

PvP, Survival

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you meet exciting battles in the Boxfight minigame! We are home to passionate gamers who love intense indoor battles. Our Boxfight mini-game offers fast and exciting matches where you have to react quickly, move strategically and land accurate punches to win. Join us and prove that you are the best fighter far and wide. But that’s not all, we still have the Survival minigame where you can relax and show everyone how well you can build. So don’t hesitate and join us!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Zero-Bit

Skyblock, Survival Games

We are fresh, we are new, we are friendly & peaceful! Welcome to Zero-Bit! We offer: ► Ranks, Crates, Voting rewards & Vote Party giveaways! ►Survival with plugins high in demand ►Skyblock with many plugins ► Dungeons ► Mini Games (cause why not) … and more!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mines Excavated:	2675
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

The Cosmos 2

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The Cosmos 2 is a Sci-Fi themed Survival server which offers a unique space-faring Survival experience.FEATURES:• Survival Galaxy • Movecraft • Economy • Towny • TARDIS Plugin • Special weapons (Lightsabers, Blasters, Snipers, and more!) • Unique server-exclusive custom mobs + items • Donator perks (exclusive pets, /hat, /nick, and more!)

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Avalon

MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone… You can join a town, or create your own town and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	156	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Metallic Box

PvP

A super unique Minehut server with so much content, and great at work staff, join for the best server experience you will ever have!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Mondacraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Mondacraft SurvivalSpeak it! The best server on the Colombian coast is back.We are taking the reins of our community again and we hope to continue growing much more, and also to join the rest of the internet and video game communities.We are a kind and friendly server that enjoys company and playing with friends, all players have access to different commands and kits at the start of the game to achieve different things or facilitate their progress.We are a 24/7 server that improves and optimizes every day, enter now and have fun!Store: https://mondacraft.tebex.io/ Discord: http://discord.mondacraft.com/

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

TavernCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

TavernCraft was first founded by a group of friends who were interested in playing minecraft together in their own private world, where they could customise their own minecraft experience. Overtime, the server was made public to share our work and creation with like-minded players who are looking to join in on the fun. Since then, TavernCraft has gradually grown into a budding community of friendly players who come together to have fun.Today, TavernCraft is a medieval themed server that currently supports the survival and creative gamemode from 1.8 to 1.19.2. The staff team has put in immense effort to setup the server, including features like dungeons, leaderboards and events while ensuring things stay friendly and enjoyable for both new and old players alike! Join our close knit community and begin your adventure with us today!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6568	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MineScape

Creative, PvE, Survival

IMMERSIVE Utilizing resourcepacks MineScape is designed to look and feel like RuneScape, start your new adventures with an awesome communityPICTURESQUE Beautifully crafted by hand map, take cinematic screenshots and post them online!HIGHSCORES Be the best you can be, show off your skills and compete to get closer to the top of our highscoresFRIENDLY The MineScape community welcomes everyoneCREATIVE SERVER Build with our unique blocks and to your hearts desires, show off to your builds to friends on our creative plots server

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Badcraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Badcraft is a Java & Bedrock vanilla anarchy Minecraft server, designed to give players the purest Minecraft experience, just as the creators envisioned, free from hacks, cheats, and exploits. It ensures no modifications that alter gameplay, no teleporting, no map resets, no designated player homes, and no preset economy. All decisions are in the hands of our players. Griefing and raiding are allowed, and there are no mechanisms to prevent them. This world is truly your sandbox!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.