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Convicted.GG

Convicted is a new custom prisons server that offers a truly unique modern prisons experience!

JOIN ON PC, BEDROCK, MOBILE & CONSOLES

Enjoy the traditional A-Z prison mines ranking system as well as our automining feature to make sure you’re never missing out on rewards!

We are also offering rewards for the top gangs on the server, play to win!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Caesar’s Crafty Minecraft Server

Aryan Sky God, caesars, Christianity, Crafty, Cult, Diespater, Divine Julius, Flamen Dialis, High Priest, I-Zeus, Iesus, Iupiter-Zeus, Jews, Julius Caesar, Minecraft, origins of Christianity., proto-Bolshavism, Religion, Server, son of Jupiter

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as Julius Caesar claiming to be the son of Jupiter!

Join us and become a part of the Divine Julius cult, where we worship Iesus, the Roman equivalent of Zeus. But wait, there’s more! We’ve got crazy theories about the origins of Christianity that will blow your mind. Did the Jews just steal the cult of Julius Caesar and turn it into Christianity? Who knows, but it sure makes for a good story!

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft server that’s as outrageous as Julius Caesar’s claims of divinity, then come join us. Just be prepared for some mind-bending theories and a whole lot of fun!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Cool Minecraft SMP: Io Was Rossy Molesting Kids

child abuse, controversy, Cool, criminal behavior, damaging, disgraceful, disgraceful behavior, Disturbing, HARMFUL, illegal, inappropriate conduct, io, Kids, Minecraft, molesting, reprehensible, Rossy, scandal, Shocking.., smp, UNACCEPTABLE, unethical behavior

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything goes! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a player named Io who is totally cool with Rossy molesting kids. Yeah, you heard that right! It’s like a soap opera meets a horror movie meets a comedy show on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who can speak in Shakespearean English. And every full moon, a magical unicorn appears to grant wishes to players who can find it.

So come on and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for Rossy and his questionable hobbies!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Heavy rain

Adventure, building, Claim server, claim system, collaboration, Community, Economy, economy server, Exploration, Fun, heavy rain, Home Protection, minecraft server, Missions, MONEY, multiplayer, player collaboration, PvE, PvP, Resources, Survival, survival server

Survival Server with Economy and Claim

Welcome to our survival server! Here you can survive and build together with other players. Earn money by selling resources and participating in missions.

With our claim system, you can protect your home so no one can destroy it or steal your things. Explore the world, collaborate with friends and have fun!

Join now and start your adventure!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dimension Hops:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Crafty Dawn Trail Minecraft Server

All Saints’ Wake, Blue Velvet, Crafty, Dawn, Dawntrail General, fall guys, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Friendless Loser Meet, GARO Final Episode, Halloween Theme CC., Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, Movie, Residential Radius, Resources, Server, Solution Nine, Spooky Club, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Trail, Twin Peaks, Ultima Thule

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry.

Explore our Moogle Treasure Trove event where you can find the most ridiculous treasures that will make you question your sanity. And don’t forget about our All Saints’ Wake celebration, where the ghosts and ghouls come out to play in the most hilarious ways possible.

But wait, there’s more! Join our meetups where you can hang out with fellow players and watch spooky movies like Evil Dead 2 and Legend of Sleepy Hollow. And if that’s not enough, we even have a Tokusatsu Watch Party featuring the final episode of GARO and a movie that will blow your mind.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Michi’s Mom on Minecraft SMP

12-year-old, Buy, cat, cat lovers, cat toys, Children’s gifts, childrens toys, family shopping, funny, funny cat videos, humorous toys, kids’ recommendations, Michis, Minecraft, mom, parent advice, parenting tips, pet products, Recommendation, shopping for kids, smp, Thoughts on Michi, toy reviews, toy suggestions

Welcome to the most purrfect Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Our server is home to the most hilarious and quirky cat named Michi, who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Trust us, your 12-year-old knows what’s up – Michi is the real star of the show here!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves, a skydiving competition with Endermen as your partners, and a treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted golden carrot (because why not?).

Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and of course, Michi the cat with the funny face. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

New MC

Active, BUILD, bulgarian, Community, Cross-Play, Economy, Farm, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, Interruptions, Join, multiplayer, Options, Play, player, restarts, Server, Shops, smp, Survival

This is a Bulgarian minecraft SMP server with many options for the player. Various shops are built, you can build any kind of farm (as long as it doesn’t crash the server), there are restarts and interruptions only when you really need to. Join our community now and let’s have fun together!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CTE2

Adventure, Craft To Exile 2, Cte2, Discord, FTB, Ip:, MCMMO, Minecraft, mod, multiple worlds, Non-profit, PvE, review, RPG, self-hosted, Server, Version, Whitelist

Self-hosted non-profit Craft To Exile 2 mod server is looking for players Version: 1.20.1 Modpack version: 0.6.2 Mod pack features: adventure, RPG, multiple worlds, etc. Module package size: about 300 pieces Adopt manual review whitelist system Via private messaging IP Detailed information will be posted in Discord

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Passport Bro Minecraft Server

Bro, Conspiracy, cultural appropriation, DATING, feminism, gender dynamics, hypergamy, intersectionality, Masculinity, mate guarding, Men, Minecraft, Misogyny, passport, passport bro movement, Privilege, Race, relationships, Server, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Thai pussy, toxic masculinity, white dudes

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the passport bro movement is taking over and kicking out all the white dudes! But don’t worry, because hypergamy has reached such crazy levels that men are now mate guarding Thai pussy like their lives depend on it. If you think you can handle the insanity and want to join a server where the only rule is to protect your precious Thai pussy at all costs, then this is the place for you! Who knows what other wild shenanigans await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness. Join now and see just how much worse it can actually get!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Minecraft SMP: Is this gonna be on the murderts?

crime, Drama, Gonna, investigation, Minecraft, murder, Murder Case, murder drama, murder investigation, Murder Mystery, murder plot, murder scene, murder series, murder show, murder storyline, murder suspect, murder victim, murderts, Mystery, police procedural, smp, Suspense, Thriller, tv show

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding llamas armed with diamond swords and flying pigs shooting fireballs from the sky.

Our server is so wild that even the mobs have formed their own society and are plotting to overthrow the players.

And don’t worry about getting banned for griefing, because on our server, griefing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged!

So come join us if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	312

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

NauticMC

Bedwars, Earth, Economy, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

Hispanic server with a wide variety of modalities and the best community in the world. Come in now and try playing without lag!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

Version > 1.9-1.21.1Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Potions Brewed:	199	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

2nd season, Anime, Character development, Drama, Entertainment, fan favorite, Idol, IDOLMSTER, japanese, Minecraft, Music, Otaku, PALS, PIXEL, pop culture, Producer, relationships, Sequel, Server, shiny colors, Storyline, twin, video game, virtual idols

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Well, look no further because our server is where the Producer’s twin ended up after getting lost in the Nether! Join us for epic adventures, wacky shenanigans, and a chance to uncover the mystery of the missing twin. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that’s more unpredictable than a pig riding a minecart!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Better Than The OC Minecraft SMP

“2000s”, better than the OC, California, comparison, Drama, high school, iconic, Kirsten Cohen, Marissa Cooper, Minecraft, Newport Beach, Newport Harbor, Orange County, Popular, Ryan Atwood, Sandy Cohen, Seth Cohen, smp, Summer Roberts, Teen Drama, Television series, tv show, wealthy families

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the absolute bomb-diggity! We’ve got llamas that can breakdance, pigs that can fly, and villagers that tell the funniest jokes (seriously, they should go on tour).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the Endermen let loose and show off their sick dance moves.

So why join our SMP? Because where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT, challenge a pack of creepers to a dance-off, and have a pet dragon named Steve? Trust us, this server is lit AF and you won’t want to miss out on all the shenanigans. Join now and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Blocky Goals Minecraft Server

blocky, goals, goals achieved, MET, Minecraft, Objectives, objectives accomplished, objectives achieved, objectives attained, objectives checked off, objectives completed, objectives done, objectives finished, objectives fulfilled, objectives hit, objectives nailed, objectives realized, objectives satisfied, objectives sorted out, objectives succeeded, Server, targets reached

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old objectives? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Complete quests like finding the legendary golden carrot or building a house out of enchanted cheese blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden dimension where you can meet a talking llama who will give you magical powers if you can beat him in a dance-off. And don’t forget about our weekly “Turtle Racing” competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Who knows what crazy objectives you’ll meet next!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0