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/s p/ literally on SUICIDE WATCH Minecraft SMP

/s p/ literally on SUICIDE WATCH Minecraft SMP
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Players: 100/100 Votes: 8639
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32
Evil Twin Fights: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
Vanishing Items Found: 7 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server out there! Our players are so competitive and ruthless that the /sp/ board on 4chan is literally on suicide watch because of the intense drama and backstabbing that goes on here.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly watching your back, never knowing who will betray you next. Our players have been known to build secret underground bases filled with traps, just waiting to lure in unsuspecting victims.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We also have epic build battles, where players compete to create the most outrageous and creative structures. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of justice, rumored to grant its wielder invincibility in battle.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to survive at all costs. Just be prepared for the chaos that awaits you!

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  • Crown Legacy Minecraft 1.21.4

    Crown Legacy Minecraft 1.21.4
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 3836
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 487 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 35 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join and experience the ultimate thrill of living in a world filled with drama and mystery? Picture this: James Crown, the Emperor jew with a family net worth in the trillions, got assassinated on June 25th, 2023. And get this, 2 days later, Jimmie Johnson’s in-laws all die under super sus circumstances.

    Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.

    Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.

    But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.

    No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!

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  • The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP

    The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 3208
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Gods Slained: 0 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Chimeras Created: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 29

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with femanons sharing their weirdest fetishes! From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as your favorite anime character, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn. Just be sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy, you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

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  • NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

    NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 2104
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 26
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

    Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

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  • 9OutOf10Chances

    9OutOf10Chances
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 6056
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Potions Brewed: 188 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

    Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

    So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

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  • KazanCraft Minecraft Server

    KazanCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 734
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 New Chunks Explored: 241626
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

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  • HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

    HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 1865
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 75
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 12
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 266

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

    We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

    Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

    So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

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  • Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

    Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 6672
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 6
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Crops Grown: 7360 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Villages Defended: 16
    Void Gems Collected: 40 Dragons Tamed: 7

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    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

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  • BioAge Battle Royale

    BioAge Battle Royale
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 2081
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 47 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 72
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!

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  • The Expeditions SMP

    The Expeditions SMP
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 5712
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Zombie Dances: 6
    Emeralds Found: 6518 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Endless Legions Commanded: 13
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2

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    Overview of Our Minecraft Server

    Offerings

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!

    Q: What is the application process like?

    A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.

    Q: Can I explore the custom map before joining?

    A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.

    Q: What kind of mods and packs do you offer?

    A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.

    Q: Is there a limit on how many players can join the server?

    A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.

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  • Nova Star Genesis 1.20.3

    Nova Star Genesis 1.20.3
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 2676
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1369 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 98 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri, Toblerone, and more! It’s like a crazy alliance of chaos and fun!

    We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.

    Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.

    But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?

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  • Minecraft SMP – F List General -7055

    Minecraft SMP – F List General -7055
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 1008
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 96 Ores Mined: 4435
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can unleash your inner creativity and build like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. It became a legendary landmark that all players would come to admire and worship. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll find on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for the most outrageous items.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

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  • MineCraftRageQuit

    MineCraftRageQuit
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 7274
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1318 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 42 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of nosy neighbors invading your privacy and spreading rumors about you? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own giant house without any unwanted intruders! Our server is filled with hilarious gossip and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about your real-life drama. Plus, we have a therapy session mini-game where you can release all your pent-up frustrations in a safe and virtual environment. Say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun on our server! Join now and let’s build a crazy world together!

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  • BlockyLingoChall

    BlockyLingoChall
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 2212
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
    Farms Harvested: 614 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Gods Slained: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5

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    Are you tired of trying to learn a new language and failing miserably? Well, fear not, because we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only language you need to know is Minecraftian.

    We have created a unique language system where every block, mob, and item has its own special word. Want to say “hello”? Just place a block of dirt and jump up and down three times! It’s that easy!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraftian tribe, who have been speaking this language for centuries. Legend has it that they can summon a dragon by reciting the entire Minecraftian dictionary backwards while doing the moonwalk.

    So if you’re ready to ditch the textbooks and embrace a language that is truly out of this world, join our server today! Who knows, you might even become fluent enough to order a pizza in Minecraftian!

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  • Puppy PVP Land

    Puppy PVP Land
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 3803
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Animals Bred: 72
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Runes Activated: 4

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    so, like, imagine if humans peed on trees to show that this is their spot, ya know? well, on dis server, we do things a lil differently. we build giant statues of ourselves everywhere we go to mark our territory. like, can you imagine walking through a forest and seeing a 50 foot tall version of some dude just chillin there? it’s wild, man.

    also, we have this thing where every full moon, all the players turn into werewolves. like, no joke. you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly BAM you’re a werewolf tearing through the mines like a maniac. it’s chaotic but also kinda fun, ya know?

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of llamas that run the economy on the server? yeah, they’re like the mafia but cuter. they control all the trades and if you cross them, they’ll spit on you. it’s a dangerous game, but hey, that’s what makes it exciting.

    so, if you’re looking for a server that’s a mix of chaos, creativity, and llamas, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • Cup of Coffee Craft

    Cup of Coffee Craft
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 1274
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crops Grown: 7292 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Magic Crystals Found: 11 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7

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    Yo, yo, yo! Come join this cray cray Minecraft server, where the blocks be poppin’ and the creepers be droppin’! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a lil’ story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house! And get this, when they mined it, a whole army of zombie pigmen came out and started doin’ the Macarena! True story, bro.

    But wait, there’s more! On this server, if you drink too much coffee (like 4 cups worth), your character starts doin’ the cha-cha slide uncontrollably! It’s hilarious, trust me.

    So what are you waitin’ for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs sleep when you can be partyin’ with zombie pigmen and doin’ the cha-cha slide, am I right? Let’s get this block party started!

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