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Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8434
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Crops Grown:	7245
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6357	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8070
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	380
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7019
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	34

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4609
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3370
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	272	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7824
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Emeralds Found:	9688
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5605
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2017
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2593
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	4020
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	468

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	250
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2392
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6424
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Astral Projections Made:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Potions Brewed:	181
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2646
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2134
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

Players:	91/300	Votes:	7040
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Divine Spears Created:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2