Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
| Ores Mined: | 9195 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, bro. like, russia was all like “yo, we just wanna chill and build stuff in peace, man” and then boom, they got invaded. but not on this server, yo. on this server, you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about some random invader ruining your vibe, dude.
join us for some epic building battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions (but, like, the good kind). we’ve got a community that’s as tight as a creeper’s grip on your diamond stash, so come on in and make some new friends. plus, our admins are like, super cool and totally won’t ban you for accidentally setting fire to the village (again).
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on the server where even russia would feel safe from invasion. trust us, you won’t regret it. (unless you forget to bring snacks, then you might regret it a little bit).
