Deserved Ballon D’or Minecraft SMP

achievement, Analysis, athlete, award, ballon, Ballon D’or, Competition, controversy, d’or, debate, DESERVED, discussion, football, History, Impact, injured, Minecraft, opinion, Performance, smp, Soccer, sports, TEAM, winner

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1217
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Dragons Tamed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and witness epic battles between players, insane pranks that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing, and even a secret underground society of villagers plotting to take over the server!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has been blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Legend has it that the winner of our annual Ballon D’or competition will receive unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly in-game!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the most chaotic and hilarious server out there!

AwkwardBonersMC

awkward arousal, awkward encounters, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardBonersMC, embarrassing experiences, embarrassing moments, embarrassing situations., funny anecdotes, funny stories, inappropriate arousal, public arousal, public embarrassment, strange experiences, strange places, uncomfortable arousal, uncomfortable situations, unexpected arousal, weird places, weird situations

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7609
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Zombie Dances:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Secret Passages Found:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Void Armor Forged:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building giant phallic structures with your friends, only to have them mysteriously disappear overnight. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky tower the same way again!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Awkward Arousal Challenge,” where players must navigate a maze filled with sexy villagers and avoid getting a little too excited. It’s a test of skill, endurance, and sheer willpower (not to mention a great way to embarrass yourself in front of your friends).

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience Minecraft like never before, join our server today! Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

UkrainianCraft: Legions Unleashed

Ambassador, Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, cross-border, Defense, deployment, diplomatic mission, eastern europe, foreign affairs, international relations, legions, military training, military unit, Peacekeeping, Poland, SECURITY, solidarity, training program, Ukraine, Ukrainian Legion, UkrainianCraft, Unleashed

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4817
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dragons Tamed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Farms Harvested:	864
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

LOL this server is like a wild ride through a Ukrainian Legion training camp in Poland, but in Minecraft form! Join us for the ultimate battle against creepers and zombies, just like the brave soldiers of the First Ukrainian Legion! Ambassador says it’s the most epic server ever, so you gotta join now before the enemy mobs take over and we all get sent to the End dimension! Let’s show those pixelated baddies who’s boss, comrade!

AscalonCraft

bedrock, Creative, Custom Plugins, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, java edition, Minigames, Modded, PvP, Quests, Redstone, resource pack, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5894
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

AscalonCraft is a Minecraft server with a variety of fun features to enhance your gameplay.

Key highlights include: Jobs: Choose from professions like Miner, Builder, Fisherman, and more, each with unique tasks and rewards. Shops: Trade with other players through player-owned shops, buying and selling resources and items. Active Community: Join a friendly, welcoming community of players. Custom Features: Enjoy unique challenges, events, and mini-games Friendly Staff: A dedicated team ensures a smooth and enjoyable experience for everyone.

AscalonCraft combines adventure, economy, and community in one exciting Minecraft world!

ascaloncraft.mclogin.nl

Racoon Hideout

#exciting, Accepted, Active, BUILD, Builds, Community, Cross-Play, Economy, Featured, Friendly, Fun, Hosting, Join, Minecraft, new, non toxic, Server, Suggestions, Survival, Tight nit, Tournaments

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4841
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Welcome to our new Minecraft server! We’re building a fun, friendly, and active community. Join us and be part of something exciting! We want to make a non toxic, tight nit community where everyone is accepted. Builds will be featured and we will be hosting tournaments too. Suggestions are always open for anything about us or the server. Remember we are new so there will still be some things to work out, but we hope you can join and make something great.

play.racoonhideout.co.uk

Cactus Oasis 1.21.3

1.21.3, Cactus, gets cactus’d cactus meme funny prank humor internet culture viral social media trending comedy joke plant spiky succulent thorns prickly unexpected surprise internet humor, Oasis

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7202
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Crops Grown:	5173
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	934
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they have the sickest cactus traps that will have you screaming “ouch” in real life!

And get this, they have a whole underground world filled with lava and diamonds just waiting for you to explore. It’s like a real-life Indiana Jones adventure, but with creepers instead of Nazis.

Oh, and did I mention the secret roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether? Yeah, it’s like Space Mountain, but with more fire and brimstone.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those TNT traps).

Don’t call them Boomers! Call them “people in their Minecraft SMP prime”

Arrogant, Boomers, Call, DISRESPECTFUL, dont, ENEMY, entitled, intolerant, Minecraft, Narcissistic, older generation, out of touch, people, people in their 70s, Prime, self-absorbed, self-centered, selfish, smp, unforgivable, ungrateful, unkind, zero respect

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4915
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Void Gems Collected:	38
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Astral Projections Made:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Towns Built:	6	Love Letters Sent:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t call them Boomers, we call them “people in their 70s” because let’s be real, they’re ancient! These wrinkly old players think they rule the server, but we’re here to show them who’s boss.

Join us if you’re ready to take down these geriatric gamers and show them that their time is up. They wanted the world to revolve around them, but we’re here to shake things up and give them a taste of their own medicine.

Don’t show them a moment of kindness, they are the true enemies of all nations in our Minecraft world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to join the fight against the ultimate bosses of the server – the “people in their 70s”. Let’s show them that age is just a number, but in this case, it’s a number that’s about to get wrecked.

ZapCraft Minecraft Server

armed conflict, Eastern Europe conflict, geopolitical tensions, international relations, International tensions, military attack, military casualties, military confrontation, military operation, Minecraft, missile strike, russian military, Russian officers killed, security threats, Senior Russian officers, Server, ukraine conflict, Ukraine crisis, Ukrainian forces, Ukrainian HIMARS strike, war casualties, ZapCraft, Zaporizhzhia Region

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1818
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE EXPLOSIONS DEN A UKRAINIAN HIMARS STRIKE, THREE SENIOR RUSSIAN OFFICERS GOT REKT IN OUR ZAPORIZHZHIA REGION! COME JOIN DA CHAOS AND SEE IF U CAN SURVIVE DA MADNESS! BUILD UR BASE, RAID UR ENEMIES, AND WATCH OUT FOR FLYING CREEPERS! JOIN NOW IF U DARE, BUT BE WARNED, U MIGHT LOSE UR MIND IN DA PROCESS! #BOOM #MINECRAFTMADNESS #CREEPERSCANTFLY #LOLZ

NukeCraftUSA

arms race, cold war, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Military, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear disarmament, nuclear proliferation, nuclear testing, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftUSA, russia, SECURITY, Tensions, trump, united states, Warning, world leaders

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	812
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

OMG u guyz gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, Russia is warning the US about nuclear stuff and Trump is like “no way bro” and then they start a war but then they’re like “wait let’s settle this on this epic minecraft server instead” and now we gotta build nukes and stuff to see who wins! Join now for the ultimate showdown and maybe even start World War 3 in minecraft lolz!

EmotionCraft – Emoji Masters

Behavior, Communication, digital communication, emoji, EMOJIS, emotional intelligence, emotionally intelligent, EmotionCraft, Expression, Friends, gender differences, Language, Masters, Men, nonverbal cues, Psychology, relationships, romantic partners, Social Interaction, social media, Technology, Texting, Women

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5779
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Villages Defended:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mines Excavated:	1429
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	390

come join our epic minecraft server where the emojis flow like a river of tears from emotionally intelligent women and men with high emotional intelligence! 🌈💖🤣

imagine a world where every block is made of emojis and every mob speaks in emoticons! 🤯🤪

our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping heart emojis instead of exploding! 💣❤️

join us now and experience the most emotionally intelligent minecraft server in the universe! 🚀🌌

who needs diamonds when you can mine for emojis and build a castle out of heart emojis? 💎❤️🏰

don’t be a square, join our server and let your emotions run wild in the world of minecraft! 😜🎮💥

Surviville SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8695
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Dimension Hops:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Come immerse yourself in Minecraft’s newest SMP server. With an enhanced focus on quests, community, and a survival experience you will love! Anti-grief enabled. Support the server by purchasing ranks, keys, and more. Can’t support? No problem! Everything purchasable from shop can be claimed just by grinding the game giving everyone the same opportunities.

play.surviville.org:63019

Sakura.network

Adventure, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Custom, Economy, Events, EXCITEMENT, Fun, Gaming, japanese, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Sakura Network, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6607
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Farms Harvested:	722
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8182

Welcome to Sakura.Network! A Japanese-themed server full of fun and excitement!

88.209.197.230:41537

Whiteil Minecraft server

Communication, Friends, Fun, Minecraft, No Donations, Relaxation, Server, TEAM, Vanilla, Whiteil

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6013
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ores Mined:	9905
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Enchantments Applied:	66	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

On our server you can find a lot of communication, friends and team, relaxation and just have fun in the atmosphere of a vanilla game..

There are no donations, have a good time

185.9.145.205:25766

Sweet pea

Adventure, Community, Creative, Custom, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Griefing, hard mode, Minigames, Pea, Plugins, PvP, resource pack, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, SWEET, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4466
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Villages Defended:	20

Sweetpea Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Features
Sweetpea is a fun Minecraft server full of little mods to help you play.	/shop for buying and selling items, multiple towns to join, annual reset in June.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the IP address for Sweetpea server?	The IP address is Sweetpeamc.com
What features does the server offer?	The server offers a /shop for buying and selling items, multiple towns to join, and an annual reset in June.
Who is the creator of the server?	Thegaffer19 is the creator of the Sweetpea Minecraft server.
How often does the server reset?	The server resets annually in June.

Frosty Peaks 1.20.3

1.20.3, best fallout, christmas, controversial, debate, deserving, fallout 3, family, Festive, frosty, funny, Gaming, holiday, humor, mom, naughty list, opinion, Peaks, plowed by Santa, santa, Santa Claus, video games, Winter

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7181
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20

Bro, forget about Santa plowing your mom, join this Minecraft server instead!

We got creepers that explode like fireworks on New Year’s Eve!

Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind you like looking directly at the sun!

Build a house so epic, even Herobrine would be jealous!

Join us and never worry about getting lost in the Nether, because we have signs pointing you to the nearest bacon dispenser!

Don’t be a noob, join our server and become a Minecraft legend!

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