RuskiCraft: Low Imports, High Shenanigans

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hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears around like a boss.

we got crazy events like the annual potato sack race where u can win a lifetime supply of vodka (jk, it’s just water in a vodka bottle, we ain’t tryna get u drunk).

we also have secret tunnels under the map where u can smuggle in goods from russia cuz we all about that sneaky life.

so what r u waiting for? come join us on this wild ride and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it (unless u get caught smuggling, then u might regret it a little bit).

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Ventilator Vibes

air sacs, cells, collapse, Compare, Damage, direct, first time, injurious, injury, lung cells, LUNGS, mechanical ventilation, REOPENING, researchers, scientists, shear stress, shear stress damage, types of injury, Ventilator, ventilator model, ventilator-on-a-chip, VIBES

come join our epic minecraft server where we have scientists comparing different kinds of injury like in a crazy science experiment! we got ventilator-on-a-chip models and researchers finding out that shear stress from collapsing and reopening air sacs is the most injurious type of damage! it’s like a wild science fair but in minecraft! come see the madness and join now for a chance to witness the chaos firsthand! who knew science could be so lit in minecraft?!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Void Gems Collected:	40
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Animals Bred:	115

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

ArtisNetwork

Survival

Welcome to the ArtisNetwork. This server is made for the people cracked/premium , java/pe to play together and spend a quality time with your friends. This Server Is Made For Survival Server Lovers. Crazy Futures and so all. We hope you will really enjoy !. Join now and become a part of this Comunity.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

macaroni-land

Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, Faction, Factions, Frog, great day, large biomes, Mini Games, Player-owned, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Rtp, rules, Shop, Spawn, Structures, Survival, thank you, TOWN, Tpa, Warp, Waystones, world gen

greetings and welcome to our server page, macaroni-land is survival-factionsque server we’re not sure what to call it but HEY here we are, now we got fairly simple stuff like large biomes, a low theme basically wanna make a town go nuts wanna make a faction and pillage the lands that’s great legit do what you do, just don’t break the like 4-5 rules we have which are legit just to help with the clowns you know no spamming no script clients stuff like that, currently we don’t have much up but we do have a very small shop at spawn so that’s cool now planned mini-games think spleef, some pvp gamemode’s stuff like that among other little trinkets, now currently we have the following = a simple shop at spawn + some player owned ones = RTP + TPA = large biomes world gen like they be big = a spawn warp along with tpa and waystones for fast travel = the frog(cool) = custom enchants and structures so yes if you would like to give us a shot we say thank you

thanks for reading and we hope to see you on thank you and have a great day.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Void Gems Collected:	31
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

⚡ KAIF MINE 😈 OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN ⚡ Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, KAIF MINE, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Minecraft, Mob Arena, MORGENSHTERN, Official, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Project, Quake, Server, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

The owner of the server «KAIF MINE OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Towns Built:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	375
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Udderly Newborn Calf Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, baby animals, baby bonding, Bonding, Calf, caretaking, Feeding, infant care, infant feeding, lactation, mammal, maternal bond, maternal instinct, maternal love, Minecraft, Motherhood, newborn, newborn calf, newborn care, nursing, Nurturing, Server, suckling, Udderly, udders

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and experience the thrill of nursing on udders like a newborn calf! That’s right, we’ve got cows galore just waiting for you to suckle on their milk-filled teats. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cow cult that worships the sacred bovine goddess Moo-la. Will you join their ranks and ascend to dairy divinity? Only on our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to udderly ridiculous greatness!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Void Armor Forged:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Potions Brewed:	160
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Poojeet Influx Minecraft SMP

Canada, CHANGE, college, Diversity, Economy, employment, Flood, Future, immigration, Indians, influx, international students, Jobs, Migration, Mind, Minecraft, policy, Poojeet, poojeets, skilled labor, smp, trump, University, Workforce

Are you tired of being surrounded by poojeets in Canada? Looking for a fresh start where you won’t be flooded with thousands of Indians looking for jobs? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the impending poojeet invasion. Build your dream base, explore new lands, and avoid the dreaded poojeet takeover. Don’t let Trump’s decisions dictate your Minecraft experience – join us now and game in peace!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

OkayWomanRescue Minecraft Server

apartment complex, Argument, BYSTANDER, Community, concern, Cultural differences, domestic violence, ethical dilemma, gender dynamics, intervention, Minecraft, moral responsibility, Moving, new environment, OkayWomanRescue, public confrontation, Race, racial tension, Safety, Server, Social Interaction, social norms, WOMAN

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value heroic acts like checking in on your fellow players! Join us for epic adventures and heart-pounding moments, just like the time our player bravely intervened in a parking lot dispute between two NPCs.

Imagine the thrill of standing up to a virtual bully and being called a Karen for your efforts. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be hailed as a hero for your courage in the face of adversity.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might just save the day and become a legend in our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the games begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

LunchRoomGrief

back to back meetings, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Deadlines, Home office, living arrangements, lunch break, LunchRoomGrief, office space, open plan, relationship, Respect, shared space, spare rooms, Understanding, work from home, work-life balance, working remotely

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of having your own space! Just like the player in this story, you deserve to enjoy your lunch break in peace without being banished to your office.

Join our server and build your own virtual living room where you can relax, eat your lunch, and watch virtual TV without any interruptions. No need to worry about back-to-back meetings or sharing space with anyone else – it’s all yours to enjoy!

Don’t let anyone kick you out of your own living room, even if it’s just a virtual one. Join our server now and claim your space for some well-deserved relaxation and fun! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life struggles?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Villages Defended:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

LifeDecisions_MC_SMP

career path, defining moment, hindsight, impactful decision, life journey, life trajectory, life-altering choice, life-changing decision, LifeDecisions_MC_SMP, major life change, New Direction, personal development, personal growth, pivotal moment, Self Discovery, self reflection, significant choice, transformative decision, transformative experience, turning point, unexpected outcome

Join our Minecraft SMP and make the decision that will change the course of your blocky life forever! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild creeper appears and blows up your entire house. But fear not, because on our server, we have a secret society of ninja villagers who will rebuild your house in record time using only their bare hands and a few sticks of dynamite. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary enchanted golden carrot hidden deep within the mines, you’ll gain the power to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the most epic adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftyGamerz – Building, mining, and exploring in the virtual world!

Adventure, building, console games, CraftyGamerz, current favorites, Entertainment, Exploring, favorite games, first person shooters, Fun, Gaming, Immersive, indie games, Interactive, Mining, multiplayer, online gaming, pc games, Puzzle Games, role playing games, simulation games, sports games, strategy, video games, virtual, world

Are you tired of boring old video games that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Piggy Olympics, where pigs compete in events like synchronized swimming and piggyback racing. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having the time of your life with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BoomTalkCraft

BoomTalkCraft, communication devices, crisis management., emergency response, Exploding walkie-talkies, explosive devices, explosive devices in conflict zones, explosive incidents, Hezbollah militants, Hezbollah pager attack, Hezbollah terrorism, Lebanon crisis, Lebanon news, Middle East conflict, military technology, rock Lebanon, security threats, technology in warfare, terrorism in Lebanon, terrorist attacks, walkie-talkie explosion

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU LIKE EXPLODING WALKIE-TALKIES? WELL, BOY DO WE HAVE A SERVER FOR YOU! JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS OF LEBANON AFTER A WILD HEZBOLLAH PAGER ATTACK.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE SECRET UNDERGROUND BASES FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU RICHER THAN A LEPRECHAUN ON STEROIDS.

ALSO, DID WE MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED BY CREEPY CLOWNS AND ZOMBIE LLAMAS? YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THAT WILL LEAVE YOU SCREAMING FOR MORE.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET THE MADNESS BEGIN!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Crafty Hair Clinic: Metformin Madness

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, fam! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how this server is like a magical potion for your hair, just like low-dose metformin for Central Centrifugal Cicatricial Alopecia!

So, picture this: you spawn into the server and suddenly your hair starts growing back thicker and more luscious than ever before. People will be like, “Dang, what shampoo you using?” And you’ll be like, “Nah, man, it’s all thanks to this Minecraft server!”

But that’s not all, folks! This server has a secret power to reverse any bad vibes and negativity in your life. It’s like a virtual therapy session, but way more fun! You’ll be laughing and having a blast with your new virtual friends, all thanks to the magical properties of this server.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and watch your hair grow back, your spirits lift, and your Minecraft skills level up like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Peace out, homies!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Divine Spears Created:	24	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

nightmare mc

Asia, Asia server, China, Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, Economy, Europe, europe server, exp, friendly community, Friends, Hidden Features, India, language support, less rules, MONEY, multiplayer, no world reset, plugin support, PvP, Ranking, Roleplay, Singapore, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

》nightmare mc was a build in survival server for asia and europe (eurasia). with multi language support, and can be join from india (nightmaremc.net) china (cn.nightmaremc.net) singapore (sg.nightmaremc.net) 》it supports economy, exp money , ranking level up, easy to use and limited restrictions in game, less rules , and a way to find friends in world. and many countless hiden features to discover. maximum well known plugin support. including custom enchants , and continusly updating the server , and best server for survival in asia, world. and home to friendly peoples. NOTE : we also promises to not reset world.

》nightmaremc is a survival server for Asia and Europe (eurasia). It supports multiple languages and can be joined from India (nightmaremc.net), China (cn.nightmaremc.net) and Singapore (sg.nightmaremc.net) 》It supports economy, experience points, ranking upgrades, easy to use and limited game restrictions, fewer rules, and a way to find friends around the world. There are countless hidden features to discover. Support for well-known plugins to the greatest extent. Including custom enchantments, and constantly updating the server, it is the best survival server in Asia and even the world. It is also the home of friendly people. We also promise not to reset the world.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

The Confluent SMP

Calm, Community, Confluent SMP, Discord, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Minecraft, Players, PvE, Safe, Server, Vanilla

A Vanilla Minecraft server aiming to allow people to play Minecraft the way it ought to be!

We are a kind, growing community of players who aim for a calm, safe vanilla experience. No griefing or hacking is allowed, and we can see who has done these things.

Feel free to join our Discord using the link provided to connect directly with us. Have fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Divine Spears Created:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Mooming Minecraft Server

confusion, deciphering, Decoding, definition, Enigmatic, Interpretation, Language, Meaning, Minecraft, Mooming, Mysterious, perplexing, puzzling, Server, Slang, Uncertain, Unclear, Understanding, Words

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is all about mooming! What is mooming, you ask? It’s a totally made-up word that we just invented, but it basically means having the most epic and hilarious adventures in Minecraft!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself riding on flying cows, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and exploring dungeons filled with dancing chickens. Our server is so wacky that even the creepers can’t stop laughing!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base where you can hang out with a group of friendly zombies who just want to play Minecraft with you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, rumored to have the power to turn all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most moom-tastic adventures in Minecraft!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.