hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears around like a boss.

we got crazy events like the annual potato sack race where u can win a lifetime supply of vodka (jk, it’s just water in a vodka bottle, we ain’t tryna get u drunk).

we also have secret tunnels under the map where u can smuggle in goods from russia cuz we all about that sneaky life.

so what r u waiting for? come join us on this wild ride and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it (unless u get caught smuggling, then u might regret it a little bit).

Updated November 9, 2024

Players: 101/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Dimension Hops: 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY