Ruins your comfy romcom Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5848
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Emeralds Found:	3516	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of living in a boring romcom where everything is predictable and mushy? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and we’ll ruin that comfy bubble for you! With crazy pranks, unexpected twists, and wild adventures, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing all day long.

We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the show behind the scenes. They’re always plotting something mischievous and you never know when they’ll strike next. But hey, who doesn’t love a good llama conspiracy, am I right?

Oh, and did I mention the flying pigs? Yeah, they’re a thing here. They soar through the sky, dropping random items and causing chaos wherever they go. It’s like a piggy parade, but with a lot more oinks and snorts.

So if you’re ready to say goodbye to your boring romcom life and hello to a world of insanity and laughter, come join our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected and hold on tight, because things are about to get wild!

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3933
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	New Chunks Explored:	842050
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

play.turtlecraftsmp.com

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2782
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

play.emeraldsmc.com

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1153
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mines Excavated:	1470	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

play.funnymcraft.eu

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9999
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

play.synthcraft.eu

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7100
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

play.alphaprison.net

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1304
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Farms Harvested:	930	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Squeejcraft.com:25566

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4125
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Farms Harvested:	890	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Star Shards Collected:	254

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

lunarsky.de

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	959
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Enchantments Applied:	227
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	238	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

carrotmc.fr.to:19154

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	765
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

play.mineclassic.org

KronosMC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7199
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Potions Brewed:	194	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

kronosmc.apexmc.co:8197

ProsperityCraft

Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5754
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Welcome to Prosperity Craft – A Unique Survival ExperienceEmbark on an extraordinary journey in the world of Prosperity Craft, where survival meets innovation! Our server is carefully crafted to provide players with a distinct and engaging experience, blending the classic elements of Minecraft survival with a touch of custom features that set us apart.Community-driven Events: Join our thriving community in regular events and challenges. From building competitions to epic boss battles, there’s always something exciting happening on Prosperity Craft.Rank Progression System: Ascend the ranks on Prosperity Craft and unlock exclusive perks and privileges. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned survivor, our carefully designed rank system rewards dedication and skill.Land Claim and Player Protection: Secure your territory with our land claim system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from harm. Collaborate with other players or venture out as a lone survivor—it’s your world to shape. Enhanced Survival Mechanics: Experience survival like never before with carefully tuned gameplay mechanics. Join us for a unique and immersive adventure where every decision shapes your journey.Active and Supportive Community: Prosperity Craft is more than just a server; it’s a community of passionate players. Our dedicated staff and friendly community members are always ready to assist and welcome newcomers.

ProsperityCraft.net

Gempers Place

Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1439
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Welcome to Gempers Place! We are a semi-vanilla community focused SMP. Learn more about us and what we offer below! Community is Key: At Gemper’s Place, we pride ourselves on fostering a strong and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky landscapes, our community is here to support and guide you. Join forces with fellow players, collaborate on ambitious projects, and partake in exciting events!Vote Crates Galore: Your voice matters, and we reward your dedication with our vote crate system. By casting your vote, you will receive rewards that enhance your Minecraft experience. From rare items to economy related goods, our vote crates ensure that your commitment to our community doesn’t go unnoticed.Bedrock Compatibility: No player is left behind at Gemper’s Place. We’ve seamlessly integrated Bedrock compatibility, bridging the gap between Java and Bedrock Editions. Whether you’re playing on PC, console, or mobile, everyone can join in the fun and contribute to the ever-expanding world we’re building together.Grief Protection: Building your dream creations without the fear of griefing is essential, and Gemper’s Place prioritizes the protection of your hard work. Our advanced grief protection measures ensure a secure environment for players to express their creativity without the worry of malicious interference. Your builds are safe with us!Join us at mc.gempersplaces.net and become a part of our Minecraft community. Discover a server where camaraderie, rewards, compatibility, and protection converge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. The adventure awaits, and we can’t wait to welcome you!

mc.gempersplaces.net

Crown Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5443
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Holy Grails Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Embark on a thrilling adventure at CrownLands, your premier Minecraft destination! Immerse yourself in a dynamic community where your input matters. With frequent updates, captivating quests, and a commitment to player feedback, every moment is tailored for your enjoyment. Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like never before, filled with excitement and endless possibilities. Your journey awaits at CrownLands – where community and gameplay come together to create an unparalleled gaming experience!

smp.crownlands.net:4602

SkyUtopia.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8526
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Welcome to SkyUtopia.net a minecraft server focused and home to the Skyblock genre with a friendly community. We offer a classic and simple Skyblock experience mode with a lot of extra content that intrigues gameplay. Join now, create your island, thrive, and climb the leaderboards!

SkyUtopia.net

OustCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9981
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Alien Abductions:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Dragon Eggs Found:	4092	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Wanna play old style minecraft server with out all thos anoying million’s of commands you have to use to play simple game, OustCraft is here, play simple Minecraft with simple commands. Server have events and friendly stuff members, we are working for better CHILL

mc.oustcraft.com