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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 9148 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 5399 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 |
Buildings Constructed: | 50 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
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