so, like, if you wanna join this cray cray minecraft server, you gotta know that the russian officials have like totally ‘resigned’ to letting the ruble fall past 100 vs dollar. but don’t worry, on our server, the only currency you need to worry about is diamonds and emeralds, baby!

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where russian officials are actually creepers in disguise, trying to blow up your epic builds. but don’t fret, you can team up with other players to defeat them and protect your precious loot.

plus, did we mention that our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks? it’s a wild ride, my friend.

so come on over and join the madness. who needs a stable currency when you have a server this insane?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 108/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Farms Harvested: 305
Crops Grown: 5720 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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