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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 4874 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 81 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 378 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
Join us on our server where the graphics are so outdated, they’ll make you feel like you’re playing a game from 2010. But don’t worry, despite the low frame rate of 9fps, you’ll still have a blast trying to navigate through the pixelated world.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamonds hidden in its lair. Rumor has it that anyone who defeats the dragon will be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet creeper named Steve.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a hilariously retro gaming experience that will have you laughing all the way to the Nether!