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SaunaSwimSuit Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, AITAH, Bikini, Boyfriend, Burn, childish, Communication, flaunting.., Friend, friendship, Issue, Jealousy, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Relax, sauna, SaunaSwimSuit, Server, skirt, stink eye, swim suit, Trust

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8237
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we promise no stink eyes or accusations of flaunting your pixelated assets! Join us for a sauna-like experience without the awkwardness, where you can relax, build, and mine to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can focus on crafting the perfect blocky world without any unnecessary distractions. Come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door – unless you want to reenact it in Minecraft, then that’s a whole other story!

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6314
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	466	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	20

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	810
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Animals Bred:	66	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3419
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Star Shards Collected:	96	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
New Chunks Explored:	96480	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1732
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	122	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magic Items Found:	2727
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4546	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1599
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Astral Projections Made:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Ores Mined:	8503	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3250
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Zombie Dances:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Dimension Hops:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	205
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3286
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	80	Magic Items Found:	2728
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1413
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9789
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Love Letters Sent:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	53

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3326
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Animals Bred:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8244
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Enchantments Applied:	172	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	9369
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6522
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	260	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1802
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Enchantments Applied:	170
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Void Armor Forged:	22
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

Players:	109/300	Votes:	2474
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Towns Built:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3