RPprison | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3881
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Star Shards Collected:	93
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8340
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Runes Activated:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6314
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9271
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2434
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Towns Built:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5217
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9494
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Mines Excavated:	4512

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2319
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	89	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Animals Bred:	90
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Dragon Scales Harvested:	186
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Mines Excavated:	4055
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?

Best server server minecraft

best server, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3373
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

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MineSider.aternos.me

Emerald Dreamers 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anonymity, DESPERATE, Dreamers, Email address, email sign up, Emerald, freedom, funny, greentext, guys, humor, internet, internet culture, meme, [email protected], Online Community, online forum, online identity, online privacy, School, school forum, storytelling

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5258
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	132
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Dragons Tamed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the greentext where a dude signs up to a school forum with his “[email protected]” email. That’s some next level shenanigans right there!

I’m telling you, joining this server will be the key to unlocking your true potential. Your freedom depends on it, man! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and wacky hijinks you’ll get into.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right?

InheritCraft: No Motorcycle for You!

authorized user, credit card, DAUGHTER, Debts, Estate, estate assets, financial difficulties, financial irresponsibility, financial struggles, gift, Inheritance, InheritCraft, LA transit system, MOTORCYCLE, one-income household, partner, personal representative, Remodeling, repossessed car

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9574
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we settle disputes with motorcycles! Imagine this: you and your daughter racing through virtual landscapes, dodging obstacles and trying to outdo each other. Will you be the one to claim the motorcycle throne?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with drama and intrigue, just like this story. Will you be the one to stand up to entitled daughters and show them who’s boss? Join now and experience the thrill of virtual motorcycle battles!

And don’t worry about debts and financial struggles, we’ve got you covered. In our server, money grows on trees and financial irresponsibility is a thing of the past. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and let the games begin!

FruitPickingFrenzy

abundant opportunities, agriculture, American, Career Change, economic recovery, Farming, FruitPickingFrenzy, Gainfully employed, job hunting, job market, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, labor market, picking fruit, Plans, reddit, rural employment, seasonal work, unemployed, VEGETABLES

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4904
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Mines Excavated:	1617	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Void Gems Collected:	40
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Votes:	9232
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of being a couch potato? Well, why not become a literal potato picker on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of harvesting virtual fruits and vegetables like never before.

Our server is filled with endless opportunities in Agriculture, where you can plant, grow, and harvest crops to your heart’s content. And the best part? You’ll be gaining valuable skills that will surely impress any future employer. Who needs a resume when you can showcase your virtual farming expertise?

So, grab your virtual pitchfork and get ready to sow the seeds of success on our server. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft farming tycoon! Join us now and say goodbye to unemployment, one potato at a time.

Ebolacraft Minecraft Server

Africa, Containment, Crisis, death, dies, Disease, ebola, Ebolacraft, emergency, Epidemic, Healthcare, Medical, Minecraft, new outbreak, Nurse, outbreak, public health, response, Server, Tragedy, uganda, Virus, World Health Organization

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7450
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2281	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Void Armor Forged:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Crops Grown:	7210	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6242	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we got zombies like Ebola but they just wanna give u hugs not death like dat nurse in Uganda. we got crazy adventures like finding diamond blocks in a field of exploding cows and riding pigs into battle against evil villagers. trust me, u wanna be part of dis madness. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some wacky fun!

BlockBankCraft

banking sector, block payments, BlockBankCraft, Chinese banks, Chinese banks block payments, cross-border payments, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, financial restrictions, financial transactions, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global finance, international relations, political pressure, russia, tougher sanctions, trade restrictions, US sanctions

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9950
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Villages Defended:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	27

OMG u guys u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz like, the Chinese banks be like “nope, u can’t pay Russia anymore” cuz of some crazy US sanctions! But like, on dis server, u can still trade with Russia and be a rebel against da system! Plus, we got like, diamond armor that makes u invincible and a secret underground base where u can hide from da feds. So come join us and stick it to da man while building epic castles and fighting off creepers! Let’s show dem banks who’s boss in dis wild and wacky Minecraft world!

Crafty Social Dementia Delay – 30% Off!

aging, being social, brain health, cognitive function, cognitive health, Crafty, DELAY, dementia, Dementia Onset, dementia risk, Five years., mental health, mild cognitive impairment, neurodegenerative disease, Prevention, reduction, Risk, Social, social activity, social engagement, Social Interaction, socially active

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	256
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	152	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	888425

join our epic minecraft server and delay ur dementia by FIVE years!!! that’s right, u heard me, FIVE years of not forgetting where u put ur diamonds or what ur crafting recipe is. our server is so social, u won’t even remember what loneliness feels like. u’ll be too busy teaming up with ur new besties to build the most epic castle u’ve ever seen. plus, u’ll be 38% less likely to get dementia and 21% less likely to have mild cognitive impairment. so what are u waiting for? come join us and keep ur brain in tip-top shape while having a blast in the blocky world of minecraft. trust me, ur future self will thank u for it.

✨KAGAYAKI✨

+18, 1.21.4, client side mods, collaboration, Datapacks, Discord, Dynmap, Griefing, hermitcraft, KAGAYAKI, Mature Players, NA West, no cheating, Plugins, PvP, QOL feature, respectful, smp, stealing, Territories, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5467
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	New Chunks Explored:	17629
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Overview of Kagayaki Minecraft Server

Server Type	Vanilla+
Features	Improved Vanilla structures, Tectonic terrain generation, improved minecarts, timber, crafting tweaks, and more
Discord Link	Join Kagayaki Discord
Rules	Age 18+ ONLY: Mature players only No Cheating: No Xray, hacks, or game-breaking exploits No Griefing or Stealing: Plugin to monitor block history Be Respectful to other players: No racism or homophobia Be Respectful with PVP: PVP allowed only with consent Client Side Mods allowed: Sodium, Iris, Xaero’s Map, etc. Be Respectful with people’s territories: No ruining progress Report players privately to moderators
Featured Datapacks and Plugins	Datapacks: Vanilla Tweaks Improved Minecarts Dungeons and Tavern Improved Vanilla Structures Series Tectonic True Ending Plugins: Dynmaps Image2map
Server Location	NA West
Version	1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Kagayaki Minecraft server?

A: Join the Discord using the link provided above and apply there.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?

A: Yes, players must be 18 years or older to join.

Q: Can I use client-side mods while playing on the server?

A: Yes, client-side mods like Sodium, Iris, and Xaero’s Map are allowed.

Q: Is griefing or stealing allowed on the server?

A: No, there is a plugin in place to monitor block history and prevent griefing or stealing.

Players:	96/500	Votes:	8191
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1