Are you tired of your boring old room objects just sitting there collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, every object has a personality and they spill all your secrets! Imagine your lampshade gossiping about your late-night dance parties or your bedspread revealing your embarrassing sleep-talking habits. Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as you navigate a world where even your toothbrush has a juicy story to tell. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this zany server? Join now and let the inanimate objects spill the tea on your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 99/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Meteorites Collected: 1
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
Magic Crystals Found: 19 Orbs of Power Found: 10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Glorious Feasts Held: 8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP

    AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of hearing the same old annoying sounds in Minecraft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where all annoying sounds have been replaced with fart noises! That’s right, every time you break a block or open a chest, you’ll be greeted with a hilarious toot sound. But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Void Armor Forged: 26
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • RealityCraft: Face the Facts!

    RealityCraft: Face the Facts!
    Are you tired of the harsh realities of life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only reality you’ll have to face is trying to survive the wrath of our resident Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian! That’s right, not only will you have to battle mobs and mine for resources, but you’ll also have to dodge the dragon’s killer punchlines. Trust us, it’s a real challenge trying not to die from laughter!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bacon-loving tyranny? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our server and experience a world where the only reality is the one you create. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you at every corner. See you there, if you dare!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Gods Slained: 0 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

    NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have interrogated hezbollah terrorist spillin’ the beans about nasrallah gettin’ wrecked! all the peeps ran away like scaredy cats after that went down, but you gotta come check it out for yourself! we got crazy stories like this happenin’ all the time, so why not join in on the fun? plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret base full of cake and puppies. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 9 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Epic Battles Fought: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • CraftyCanuckPlotWars

    CraftyCanuckPlotWars
    so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

    but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

    and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

    so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Crafty Love Connection

    Crafty Love Connection
    come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6
    Mines Excavated: 1342 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • metanoia junior high school

    metanoia junior high school

    Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lakehead SMP Overview

    Description
    Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

    If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is griefing allowed on the server? No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
    Can I build whatever I want? Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
    Are there any specific rules I need to follow? We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
    How can I join the server? To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Star Shards Collected: 232

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Rest in Power Minecraft Server

    Rest in Power Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 20

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

    NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Mines Excavated: 4795
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • GFsBdayDinnerDrama

    GFsBdayDinnerDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

    Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

    So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 195
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Dragon Scales Harvested: 247
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

    Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions
    Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • CraftyPickupLines

    CraftyPickupLines
    Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Villages Defended: 20 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • CraftyChemWarfare

    CraftyChemWarfare
    so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Buildings Constructed: 36 Animals Bred: 157
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Ligma Craft

    Ligma Craft

    LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Farms Harvested: 946
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Animals Bred: 128
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

    Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Owner Homage (23M)
    Realm Type Bedrock Realm with RealismCraft pack
    Add-ons 15 add-ons including QOL, portals, backpacks, shaders, and animals
    Contact Discord: homage2heezy
    Age Restriction 18+ only

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Contact the owner on Discord for instructions on joining the Bedrock Realm.
    What addons are included? Contact the owner on Discord for the complete list of included addons.
    Is PvP allowed on the server? PvP rules may vary, consult with the owner for specific details.
    Can I invite friends to the server? Check with the owner for any restrictions on inviting other players.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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