Are you tired of your boring old room objects just sitting there collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, every object has a personality and they spill all your secrets! Imagine your lampshade gossiping about your late-night dance parties or your bedspread revealing your embarrassing sleep-talking habits. Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as you navigate a world where even your toothbrush has a juicy story to tell. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this zany server? Join now and let the inanimate objects spill the tea on your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Zombie Dances: 3
Epic Quests Completed: 29 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 43
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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