Are you tired of your boring old room objects just sitting there collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, every object has a personality and they spill all your secrets! Imagine your lampshade gossiping about your late-night dance parties or your bedspread revealing your embarrassing sleep-talking habits. Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as you navigate a world where even your toothbrush has a juicy story to tell. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this zany server? Join now and let the inanimate objects spill the tea on your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 104/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Runes Activated: 7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 50
Invisible Walls Found: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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