Are you tired of your boring old room objects just sitting there collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, every object has a personality and they spill all your secrets! Imagine your lampshade gossiping about your late-night dance parties or your bedspread revealing your embarrassing sleep-talking habits. Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as you navigate a world where even your toothbrush has a juicy story to tell. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this zany server? Join now and let the inanimate objects spill the tea on your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 104/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
New Chunks Explored: 764676 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Invisible Walls Found: 1
Astral Projections Made: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Magical Moments Shared: 17

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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