Are you tired of your boring old room objects just sitting there collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, every object has a personality and they spill all your secrets! Imagine your lampshade gossiping about your late-night dance parties or your bedspread revealing your embarrassing sleep-talking habits. Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as you navigate a world where even your toothbrush has a juicy story to tell. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this zany server? Join now and let the inanimate objects spill the tea on your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 107/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 3
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
Evil Twin Fights: 3 Enchantments Applied: 87

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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