Are you tired of your boring old room objects just sitting there collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, every object has a personality and they spill all your secrets! Imagine your lampshade gossiping about your late-night dance parties or your bedspread revealing your embarrassing sleep-talking habits. Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as you navigate a world where even your toothbrush has a juicy story to tell. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this zany server? Join now and let the inanimate objects spill the tea on your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 90/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 14
Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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