Are you tired of your boring old room objects just sitting there collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, every object has a personality and they spill all your secrets! Imagine your lampshade gossiping about your late-night dance parties or your bedspread revealing your embarrassing sleep-talking habits. Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as you navigate a world where even your toothbrush has a juicy story to tell. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this zany server? Join now and let the inanimate objects spill the tea on your life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 79
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22
Gryphons Tamed: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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