Are you tired of your boring old room objects just sitting there collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, every object has a personality and they spill all your secrets! Imagine your lampshade gossiping about your late-night dance parties or your bedspread revealing your embarrassing sleep-talking habits. Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as you navigate a world where even your toothbrush has a juicy story to tell. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this zany server? Join now and let the inanimate objects spill the tea on your life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49
Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 44
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
Star Shards Collected: 255 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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