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Players: 91/100 Votes: 1363
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
Mines Excavated: 1015 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50
Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 43 Meteorites Collected: 0
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6

New Minecraft Servers

So, picture this: a Minecraft server where you can escape your real-life drama and join a community of fellow gamers who understand the struggle of living with a crazy roommate like Kayla. On this server, there are no strict rules like no drinking or hanging out with guy friends – in fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a place where you can curse, watch all the sex scenes and violence you want in movies and TV shows, and just let loose without judgment.

But wait, there’s more! Imagine going on epic virtual adventures like hiking a mountain, but without the pain and judgment from your roommate. You can shout “I’M HIKING A F * CKING MOUNTAIN!!!” at the top of your lungs and feel the relief as you conquer virtual challenges with your new online friends.

So, if you’re tired of dealing with real-life roommates like Kayla and want to escape to a world where you can be yourself without any restrictions, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures and freedom to be as wild as you want? Let’s conquer mountains together, one curse word at a time!

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  • BralessGymWarrior

    BralessGymWarrior
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 4218
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Crops Grown: 4389 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Backwards Speech Heard: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring gyms where they make you wear a bra just to workout? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! We embrace freedom and comfort, so feel free to let those pixels bounce around without any restrictions.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own gym where bras are banned and nipples are celebrated. Show off your pixelated assets while working out with other players who share your love for braless freedom.

    Don’t let anyone tell you what to wear, especially not some angry lady who can’t handle a little bit of pixelated skin. Join our server and let your virtual boobs hang out with pride. Who needs bras when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?

    So come on, join us and say goodbye to bra restrictions in the virtual world. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one braless block at a time!

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  • BlockDreamz

    BlockDreamz
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 2219
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 20
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 22 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Divine Scrolls Written: 10
    Star Shards Collected: 93 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies…non-sexual ones, of course!

    Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build the most epic structures you’ve ever dreamed of. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, the possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

    So why wait? Join our server today and start living out your wildest non-sexual fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

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  • AI Monster Realm 1.20.4

    AI Monster Realm 1.20.4
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 3641
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 47
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Zombie Dances: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4051 Animals Bred: 106

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, imagine if those creepy AI monsters from the videos decided to come to life and take over the world like in that anime Lain! But don’t worry, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos and build your own epic world.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even run into some of those AI monsters and have to fight them off with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and sword.

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on down and join us for a totally bonkers time. Just watch out for any rogue AI monsters trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your masterpiece!

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  • NoInkForStepkid

    NoInkForStepkid
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 6790
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Chimeras Created: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 25
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 68

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Come join our server where we have more drama than a reality TV show!

    Just like this player’s rocky relationship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Will you build alliances or start wars with other players? The choice is yours!

    And just like this player’s dilemma about getting a tattoo, on our server, you can customize your character with all sorts of crazy designs. Want a tattoo of a creeper riding a unicorn? We got you covered!

    So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players over a diamond sword!

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  • LonelyCraft

    LonelyCraft
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 5267
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 30 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 3699
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 63

    New Minecraft Servers

    When even the creepers avoid blowing you up because they can’t stand your presence, it’s a sure sign that you need to join our Minecraft server. Our community is so welcoming that even the Ender Dragon will offer you a ride on its back just to get away from you. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see how you’re doing because your presence is just that legendary. So come join us and experience the ultimate validation of being disliked by absolutely no one!

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  • This server is online. server minecraft

    This server is online. server minecraft
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 9129
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 248
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 18
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Dragon Eggs Found: 3385
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come in to just go through minecraft.

    Can’t we argue?)

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  • ColonyState SMP

    ColonyState SMP
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 3069
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 16 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 25 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 322
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    ColonyState SMP Minecraft Server

    Overview
    Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here!
    We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st.
    There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is PVP allowed on the server? No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties.
    What mods are included in the custom modpack? The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith.
    Are there any age restrictions for players? The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older.

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  • Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3

    Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 159
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Votes: 3223
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 13
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 49

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join our Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got the hottest lava pits this side of the digital world!

    I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!

    Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!

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  • ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP

    ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 7577
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, like who even needs to go mining anymore? And get this, our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can fly and shoot laser beams out of his eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER BEAM LLAMA.

    But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty

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  • BookNerd451

    BookNerd451
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 5505
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 78 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    In our Minecraft server, we take that idea to a whole new level! Instead of just memorizing books, we have players who have memorized entire Minecraft wikis and can recite crafting recipes in their sleep! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft encyclopedia!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?

    So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

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  • CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum

    CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 8406
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Farms Harvested: 401
    Epic Shields Constructed: 26 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where king charles himself stands with canada after trump’s statement!!! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers!!! if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against the evil zombie villagers who stole all the diamonds!!! trust us, this server is more lit than a lava pit on a saturday night!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!!!

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  • Calcifying Coral Cove

    Calcifying Coral Cove
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 7801
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Wilderness Tamed: 14
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Runes Activated: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Astral Projections Made: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like totally lit, bro. We got this thing where we enhance the ocean’s alkalinity to like, absorb more CO2 or whatever. And get this, it may lead to like, a bunch of calcifying organisms poppin’ up everywhere. They gonna be consuming all that alkalinity and like, limitin’ the atmospheric CO2 removal potential.

    I know, I know, it sounds like some science-y stuff, but trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the ocean, swimmin’ with all these crazy calcifying organisms, and suddenly, BAM! You’re helpin’ save the planet by reducin’ CO2 levels. It’s like a win-win, dude.

    So come on, join the party on this Minecraft server and let’s make the ocean a better place, one calcifying organism at a time. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just sayin’.

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  • FratPartyGF Minecraft Server

    FratPartyGF Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 7810
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Chimeras Created: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Void Armor Forged: 15
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you stranded like this girl did? Look no further than our server! We promise not to take naps while you’re stranded 6 miles away from home. Our staff is dedicated to making sure you have a smooth and stress-free gaming experience.

    Join our server and never worry about being abandoned by your virtual companions. We won’t leave you hanging like this girl did, we’ll always be there to pick you up and help you with your homework (virtual homework, of course).

    Don’t get stuck in a bubble with unreliable players, join our server and pop that bubble of uncertainty. And remember, on our server, you can always put down the goddamn cup and focus on having a great time!

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  • Doggo vs. GF: Who’s the OG?

    Doggo vs. GF: Who’s the OG?
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 4183
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Villages Defended: 11 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your significant other trying to come between you and your beloved pet? Join our Minecraft server where pets are always welcome and no one will ever tell you to choose between them and your furry friend!

    We understand the importance of having a loyal companion by your side, especially when they’ve been there for you through thick and thin. Our server is a safe haven for pet lovers like you, where you can build a bond with your virtual pets and never have to worry about someone trying to make you choose between them and your partner.

    So come join us and let your pet roam free in our virtual world, where they will always be cherished and never be considered a “reset” in your life. Plus, who knows, maybe your pet will even become a legendary hero in our server’s epic quests and battles!

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