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CraftyLifeUpgrade

balance, CraftyLifeUpgrade, efficiency, everyday life, fulfillment, Gratitude, habits, Happiness, Improvement, mental health, mindfulness, positivity, productivity, quality of life, Routines, self-care, Simplicity, small change, stress reduction, well-being

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1497
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	147
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4076
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the joy of riding pigs dressed in tutus while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Want to improve your everyday life? How about a small change like being able to turn your enemies into giant walking tacos with just a flick of your wand?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, the dancing creeper who can teach you the art of breakdancing while exploding in style. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where skeletons and zombies bust a move to the latest hits.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a whole new level of craziness that will significantly improve the quality of your Minecraft life!

Endo Alertness Ultra

alertness, athletic performance, brain function, cannabinoids, cognitive function, endo, Endocannabinoids, endurance sports, endurance training, exercise science, FITNESS, health, mental alertness, neurotransmitters, Performance, physical activity, physiology, research, sports science, study, ULTRA, ultra-endurance exercise

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3796
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Star Shards Collected:	139
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Yo, ever wanted to flex your mental alertness while running a marathon in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Our endocannabinoid-infused world will have you running for days without getting tired, all while keeping your brain sharp as a diamond sword. Join now for the ultimate ultra-endurance experience and see if you can outlast the competition. Just watch out for those creepers, they might be a little too alert for comfort!

Ironclad Factions

battle strategy, Community Events, competitive gameplay, Customization, Economy, Enchantments, faction warfare, Factions, Fair Play, glitch-free, Helpful Staff, Ironclad, Item duplication, LifeSteal, Loyal Community, MCMMO, PvP, PvP skills, respectful environment, Skill Progression, tactical combat, Trading

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2482
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Animals Bred:	180
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Minecraft Server: Ironclad Factions Lifesteal

IP	pvp.ironcladnetwork.us
Port	25555 (Bedrock supported)
Discord	https://discord.gg/ironcladnetwork

About Us:

Welcome to Ironclad Factions Lifesteal, where every battle counts, and every heart is precious. We’re inviting you to join a community that’s built on competitive gameplay, intense PVP, and strategic faction warfare.

What Makes Us Different:

Rules:

No Hacking/Xray
No Duping
No Homophobic/Racist Language
No Exploits
Respect Staff

Why Join Us?

Ironclad Factions Lifesteal is more than just a server—it’s a competitive experience where strategy, teamwork, and PVP skills are put to the test. With the addition of custom enchantments, you can truly personalize your gameplay and gain the upper hand in battles.

Get Started:

Connect to pvp.ironcladnetwork.us and begin your journey today. Join the Discord for updates, community events, and support!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Can I use hacks or Xray on the server?	No, any form of hacking or Xray use will not be tolerated.
Is item duplication allowed?	No, duplication of items is against the rules.
What happens if I use discriminatory language?	Any form of homophobic/racist language will result in swift action.
Are glitches or exploits allowed?	No, exploiting glitches or using game-breaking bugs is strictly prohibited.
How should I interact with the staff?	Respect the staff, follow their guidance, and keep the community positive.

The Final Frontier 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, bad last arc, Character development, commonly held beliefs, community beliefs, critical reception, fan reactions, fan theories, Fandom, FINAL, Frontier, Manga, media analysis, misconceptions, Narrative structure, objectivity, plot twists, popular opinions, series, story-arcs, viewer perception, wrong opinions

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1603
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22
Villages Defended:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64
Dragon Scales Harvested:	395	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Yo, bro, listen up! This Minecraft server is like the last arc of your favorite show – everyone says it’s bad, but when you finally join, it’s based AF!

Join this server because it will make you question reality more than that time you tried to eat a whole watermelon in one sitting.

The community here is like a bunch of crazy 4chan anons on a sugar rush – you never know what they’re gonna come up with next!

So, if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, shizo-crazy Minecraft server, then join us now! But be warned, once you enter, there’s no going back to boring old reality.

NailBiters Minecraft Server

apartment living, Assertiveness, Boundaries, break up, cleanliness, Communication, Confrontation, Disrespect, disrespectful behavior., family dynamics, Gender Roles, household chores, inconsiderate behavior, living with a partner, Minecraft, nail clippings, nail-biting, NailBiters, personal hygiene, relationship issues, Self Respect, Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9503
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42

Are you tired of cleaning up after your significant other’s gross habits? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! On our server, you won’t find any nail-biting boyfriends leaving their nails everywhere. Instead, you’ll find a community of players who know how to clean up after themselves (or at least their virtual blocks). Plus, our server is so addicting, you’ll forget all about your real-life relationship woes. So say goodbye to nail clippings on the living room table and hello to endless hours of fun on our server. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with your boyfriend’s gross habits.

LineCutLlamaLOL

aita, asian, calling out, Canada, Confrontation, Costco, Costco card, covid shot, cutting a line, documentation, elderly couple, history info, line, LineCutLlamaLOL, man, pharmacist, pharmacy, Public, Rude, Tall, wait time, WOMAN

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9965
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of waiting in line for your Covid shot and being accused of being rude for simply trying to follow the rules? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can assert your dominance as a 6ft 2 giant and show those pesky pharmacists who’s boss. No more waiting for 1.5 hours just to get a shot while they chat with their friends – on our server, you’re the one in control.

With crazy confrontations and unexpected twists at every turn, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on down and let loose in a world where you can finally be the bigger person (literally). Join now for a dose of fun that’s sure to cure your boredom!

Crafty30Skills

Adaptability, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, Crafty30Skills, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, emotional intelligence, financial literacy, goal-setting, leadership skills, lifelong learning, networking, personal growth, problem solving, resilience, self-care, self-discipline, skill development, Stress Management, Time management

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6939
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	121	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	429
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

What’s a skill everyone should learn by 30? Well, on our Minecraft server, the most important skill you’ll learn is how to tame a wild chicken and ride it into battle against an army of evil creepers! Trust us, you’ll never look at poultry the same way again. Plus, we have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, where you can test your parkour skills and dodge deadly traps. So come join us and level up your Minecraft game while having a clucking good time!

MexiCraft: Trump’s Nightmare

América Mexicana, border, controversy, criticism, debate, Diplomacy, Government, immigration, international relations, leadership, mexico, MexiCraft, name change, nationalism, Nightmare, North America, Politics, president, response, suggestion, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	566
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Divine Spears Created:	25
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5

so, like, u ever wanted to live in a world where mexico and america are like BFFs? well, now u can on this epic minecraft server! join us and be part of the ultimate crossover event where mexico’s president is like “nah bro, let’s call it America Mexicana” and everyone is just like YAAAS QUEEN.

build your own taco stand, ride donkeys through the desert, and battle it out with cactus monsters. we got sombreros for days and piñatas filled with diamonds.

come join us on this wild ride and let’s make america mexicana the best place to mine and craft! VIVA LA MEXICO! 🌵🌮💎

Pixel Pals: Mental Health Quest

Alternative solution, Australia, Australia’s youth, Banning social media, Benefits, Crisis, framework, harms, health, Mental, mental health, mental health crisis, opinion, Overlooked solution, PALS, PIXEL, Preventing harms, Preventing harms of social media., Promoting benefits, public health, Public health approach, Quest, social media, social media use, Youth mental health crisis

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7525
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	2320	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
New Chunks Explored:	141032	Gods Slained:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

so, like, u know how some peeps think banning social media is gonna like, solve all the problems with like, mental health and stuff? well, we got a better idea on our minecraft server! we got this wild public health approach that’s gonna like, prevent all the bad stuff from social media while still letting u enjoy all the good stuff! it’s like, the best of both worlds, ya know? come join us and be part of this crazy experiment that’s gonna like, change the world or something! plus, we got like, unicorns and rainbows and stuff, so why wouldn’t u wanna join? come on, u know u wanna be a part of this epic journey!

Penumbralcraft

advanced tools, atmosphere, base building, Combat, Creative Builds, Dynamic lighting, Eldritch Biomes, Factions, Fortifications, Griefing, immersive design, Modded, penumbralcraft, PvP, Raiding, Soundscapes, stealing, stunning visuals, Survival, territory system, Traps

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2098
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Penumbralcraft Minecraft Server

Server Information
Server IP: penumbralcraft.ddns.net:25685
Modpack: CurseForge
Worldborder: 10k x 10k
TPS: 20

Overview

Step into a world of shadowy landscapes and calculated conflict. Penumbralcraft offers an immersive experience for players who enjoy atmospheric environments and the challenges of survival and PvP.

Explore Eldritch Biomes, engage in strategic PvP, build impenetrable fortresses, and immerse yourself in the ambiance. Unleash your creativity and thrive in this unique Minecraft server.

FAQ

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed. However, combat and stealing are allowed during gameplay.

What is the worldborder size?

The worldborder is set at 10k x 10k, with a pre-generated map that expands every day.

What modpack does the server use?

The server uses the CurseForge modpack for Minecraft version 1.20.1.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the IP address: penumbralcraft.ddns.net:25685 or join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/hYWYT9hA4w

Mystic Femme Isles 1.20.1

1.20.1, Alexis Texas, attractive, beautiful women, BLONDE, Celebrity, Elegant, fashion, femme, Glamorous, Gorgeous, influencer, Isles, Long hair, MODEL, mystic, Popular, posing, seductive, Sitting, social media, social networks, Stunning, women like that

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	695
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Star Shards Collected:	51	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Yo, bro, forget about those boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz! Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by beautiful women like Alexis Texas! Yeah, you heard me right, we got hot babes playing Minecraft with us, what more could you ask for? Join now and get ready for a wild ride of gaming and eye candy!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, brother, CAR, CarCraft, Communication, Conflict, consequences, ENTITLEMENT, family, Frustration, Minecraft, overstepping, Permission, possessions, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Understanding, VALUES, work

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1105
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where boundaries are respected and cars are not borrowed without permission!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the treacherous world of Minecraft, where you never know when your brother might steal your virtual car and leave you stranded in the pixelated wilderness.

But fear not, for on our server, you can set your own rules and enforce them with an iron pickaxe if necessary. Build your own virtual empire, protect your belongings, and show your brother who’s boss in the world of blocks and creepers.

So come on down to our server and unleash your fury in a way that won’t get you kicked out of your own house. Let’s mine, craft, and conquer together – just make sure to ask before borrowing someone’s virtual car!

Trash Bashin’ Yard Yanker

animal habitats, Bashin, city ordinances, city services, community responsibility, community standards, couch removal, environmental concerns, neighbor dispute, neighborhood complaints, neighborly etiquette, outdoor furniture, outdoor storage, Pest Control, property maintenance, property rights, public health, sanitation, Trash, trash removal, Waste Disposal, wildlife, Yanker, YARD

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3872
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Are you tired of dealing with pesky wildlife making themselves at home in your neighbor’s yard furniture? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about raccoons, cats, stray dogs, or any other critters taking over your virtual space! We promise to keep our virtual couches clean and critter-free, so you can relax and build to your heart’s content without any unwanted guests. Plus, we won’t judge you for taking matters into your own hands and getting rid of that eyesore – in fact, we encourage it! Join us now and say goodbye to moldy couches and hello to a world of endless possibilities!

Blocky Banter

banter, beloved catchphrase, blocky, cherished memory, dedicated followers, deep significance, fan base, Fandom, hidden message, iconic quote, inside joke, insider knowledge, meaningless phrase, niche community, obscure reference, secret code, sentimental saying, shared experience, special connection, special meaning, treasured symbol, unique bond

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8329
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95

“Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate quest for the legendary Golden Potato! Rumor has it, whoever finds this elusive spud will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a flying pig into battle. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the Potato King (or Queen) of our wacky world filled with dancing creepers and talking chickens. Trust us, it’s a-maize-ing!”

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

Belarus, border security, BorderBlock, defense maneuvers, eastern europe, Eastern European countries, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military deployment, military drills, military escalation, military exercises, military maneuvers, military posturing, military presence, military show of force, military training, Minecraft, political tension, regional conflict, security concerns, Server, ukraine border

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9011
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Endless Night Skies:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, imagine if belarus launched military exercises in minecraft, near the ukraine border. like, the mobs are all decked out in military gear and they’re ready to take on anyone who dares to enter their territory.

join this server if you want to experience the thrill of a virtual war zone, where you have to fight off mobs with tanks and helicopters.

but don’t worry, there’s also a peaceful side to this server. you can build your own base, trade with other players, and even have dance parties with the mobs.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server now and get ready for the craziest adventure of your minecraft life!

Players:	100/900	Votes:	5973
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3532
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	12