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Inch Gaming: Where Slimes Party and Mobs Get Lit in the Towny Brewery

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	CozyCraft
Server Type	Vanilla with Plugins
Community Size	Small but welcoming
Features	Towny, Slimefun, Brewery, InfernalMobs

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I join the server if I am new to Minecraft?

A: Of course! We welcome players of all experience levels.

Q: Do I need any mods to play on the server?

A: No, our server uses plugins to enhance gameplay without requiring mods.

Q: How can I join the server and start playing?

A: Join our discord for all further information: https://discord.gg/NX4yy2E9f6

Q: What is the server community like?

A: Our community is small but friendly, perfect for players looking for a cozy and laid back experience.

Q: Can I create my own empire on the server?

A: Yes, with the Towny plugin, players can build up their own little empires.

Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

A: We aim to provide a variety of playstyles through our plugins, so players are free to explore and find their niche.

Q: Can I brew my own beverages on the server?

A: Yes, the Brewery plugin allows players to brew their own beverages for fun and relaxation.

We hope to see you on the server soon!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Emeralds Found:	1674
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Summoned Demon Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can summon demons that will almost kill your best friend! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. In fact, in one game, someone summoned a demon that almost took out their friend, but in a crazy twist of fate, they decided to summon that demon again! What could possibly go wrong, right? So if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is expected and where stupidity reigns supreme, then join us now! Just make sure you’re not actually retarded like that one player…

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Runes Activated:	3	Farms Harvested:	263
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Diamonds For Days Minecraft SMP

#favourite anime, Benefits, Bottom, brave, Days, dfwb, diamonds, discord friends, discord tag, dom, Favourite games, FRIENDSHIPS, hobbies, Minecraft, NEW FRIEND, not looking for, Scheduling, smp, sub, time zone, Top, turn-offs, turn-ons

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find some new friends with (or without) benefits? Look no further than our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days.

With benefits: – Turn ons: Building epic structures, exploring new biomes, and trolling your friends. – Turn offs: Griefing, stealing, and creepers blowing up your hard work. – Are you a top, bottom, sub, or dom? Let your Minecraft persona shine!

Without benefits: – Hobbies: Redstone engineering, potion brewing, and mob farming. – Favourite games and anime: Minecraft (duh), and any anime with over-the-top action scenes. – What do you want to do with your potential new friend? Conquer the Ender Dragon, prank other players, or just chill and chat. – Not looking for: Drama, toxic players, or anyone who takes Minecraft too seriously. – Time zone and scheduling: We play 24/7 because sleep is for the weak. – Discord tag if you are feeling brave: Join us and let the chaos begin!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join our crazy community of Minecraft players. Who knows what kind of insane stories and hilarious moments you’ll experience on our server? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SubwayTrackSavers Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of rude subway encounters? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own subway system and avoid all those pesky rush hour crowds! No more getting knocked into the yellow part of the platform by oblivious backpack swingers. Plus, our server is autism-friendly, so you won’t have to worry about any insensitive players yelling at you for accidentally bumping into them. Join now and create the ultimate subway experience without the drama!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftyLiesMC

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where your spouse is throwing secret parties and you have to play detective to figure out the truth. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama in Minecraft?

Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering lies and deceit, all while building your dream virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find out that your in-game spouse has been throwing parties behind your back too!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and hilarious moments. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Villages Defended:	11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

EgoCraft: Level Up Your Confidence

Confidence, EgoCraft, LEVEL, personal development, positive affirmations, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-image, self-validation

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate confidence booster! Join us and you’ll feel like the king of the block in no time.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We once had a player who built a statue of themselves out of solid gold blocks just to flex on everyone else. Talk about self-esteem through the roof!

But that’s not all – our community is so supportive that we have weekly build competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Battle of the Builders” event where players go head-to-head in epic PvP battles to prove who is the ultimate block master.

So if you’re looking to boost your self-esteem and have a blast while doing it, come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of the block!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Secret Passages Found:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PyongyangPropagandaCraft

aerial surveillance, anti-regime propaganda, diplomatic tensions, Drones, east asia, Espionage, government accusations, Intelligence Operations, international relations, Korean Peninsula, military provocations, military tensions, North Korea, political conflict, propaganda tactics, propaganda warfare, Pyongyang, PyongyangPropagandaCraft, security threats, south korea, Surveillance

so, liek, u heard bout dis server dat is so lit, u gonna be like “woah, dis is da best place to be in Minecraft world”.

we got drones flying all over da place, spreading anti-regime propaganda. yea, u heard me right. we got drones, man. and dey not just any drones, dey flying over Pyongyang, causin’ chaos and spreadin’ da word.

if u wanna be part of dis crazy adventure, join us now. we got crazy stories, insane missions, and a whole lot of fun. come on, what u waiting for? join da madness now!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Fear Monger Frenzy

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have a server for you! This server is like no other, let me tell ya.

First off, we got researchers on this server, yeah, you heard me right! They’re looking into how cancer misinformation spreads online. But don’t worry, they’re not boring scientists, they’re Minecraft researchers! They’re studying how fear-mongering can distract people, especially on social media. And guess what? They found that worrying about things like microwaves, GMOs, and secret toxins is all just a bunch of baloney!

So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. The researchers have discovered a hidden treasure in the game. If you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold! But be warned, the treasure is guarded by a giant mutant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Yeah, you heard me right, a mutant chicken!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where players can team up to fight off zombie hordes and evil witches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Love Letters Sent:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

DoubleDagger Peasant Pixel – Don’t expect to see any economy here!

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TwinScythe Cobblemon Server Overview

Description
TwinScythe Cobblemon is a cobblemon server with a custom mod pack based around minecraft comes alive which allows you to marry other players or villagers and start a family with them. We also have harvest craft with adds over 800 foods to the game. Also a lot of decoration mods such as furniture. And we also have 2 skill systems.
There is a player ran Poke League looking for more players to open gyms.
We are a small friendly community looking for new players.
For instructions on how to install the mod pack and get on the server join our discord: https://discord.gg/Fzy3sQsXhQ

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our discord for instructions on how to install the mod pack and get on the server.
Can I marry other players or villagers?	Yes, the custom mod pack allows you to marry other players or villagers and start a family with them.
Are there any special events on the server?	There is a player ran Poke League looking for more players to open gyms.
Is the community friendly?	Yes, we are a small friendly community looking for new players to join us.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Emeralds Found:	4179	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Dictator’s Secret Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only dictatorship you’ll find is in the hands of our fearless leader, Vance! Rumor has it he’s secretly working with Project 25, a group of elite Minecraft players who are always one step ahead of the game.

But don’t worry, we’re not just about politics here. We’ve got epic battles, insane building competitions, and even a secret underground bunker where we plan our next moves against rival servers.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, where else can you find a dictator who’s also a master builder and PvP champion? Plus, if things get too crazy, we might even have to call in the EU military to help us out. And trust us, you do not want to miss that showdown.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the stories we make up along the way. Who knows, you might just become a legend in the world of Minecraft.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Special Minecraft SMP Zone

Confidence, empowerment, Individuality, Minecraft, self admiration, self appreciation, self esteem, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-acknowledgment, self-assessment, self-assurance, self-identity, self-recognition, self-regard, self-validation, smp, Special, Unique, Zone

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. You try to run but accidentally fall into a pit of lava that leads to an underground disco party hosted by creepers. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle it out in epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets a crown made of enchanted golden carrots, and participate in our annual “Build a House Upside Down While Blindfolded” competition.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear hidden somewhere in the world. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and unpredictable adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

BlockPartyNeighbors

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your neighborhood drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy accusations, misunderstandings, and overreactions!

Reasons to join our server: – Witness intense social media messages between players – Get involved in disputes over alleged car window peeping with flashlights – Experience the thrill of being accused of inappropriate behavior without actually doing anything – Enjoy the drama of neighbors instructing their children to avoid yours – Discover the hidden secrets of stolen items and derogatory name-calling

Don’t miss out on the chaos and confusion of our Minecraft server! Join now for a neighborhood drama experience like no other!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftyMinecraftMoments

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Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly a group of dancing creepers appeared, throwing a party in your mine shaft? Well, on our server, that’s just a normal Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises, like finding a secret village of talking pigs or stumbling upon a hidden disco dungeon where skeletons bust a move to funky tunes. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures in Minecraft – join us now and experience the unexpected!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Holy Grails Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Convenience Craft – No Fees!

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join dis epic minecraft server where convenience fees are actually convenient! why pay extra when you can pay less? our server is run by a group of deranged chickens who have mastered the art of online transactions. they will peck away at your wallet with such finesse, you’ll be begging for more fees to pay! but don’t worry, these chickens are also expert negotiators. just offer them some corn and they’ll lower your fees faster than you can say “cluck cluck”. plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted pig, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him in the depths of the nether. so come on down to our server and experience the convenience of convenience fees like never before! it’s clucking amazing!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Potions Brewed:	60
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Cerebellum & Left Cortex Connect

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Yo, dis server be like a fMRI scan for yo brain, but instead of boring science stuff, we got Minecraft! Join dis server and level up yo brain connectivity like never before!

We got bilingual players who be slayin’ dragons in two languages at once, makin’ their brain regions connect like Wi-Fi on steroids. If you learned yo second language when you was a youngin’, you be like a Minecraft genius up in here!

Come join da fun and let yo cerebellum and left frontal cortex do the cha-cha together while you build epic castles and battle creepers. Ain’t no server like dis one, so get in on da action now!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!